Lucinda Bliss

Lucinda Bliss
Birthday
December 31
Bio
Everything you read here is true, except for the things that aren't. I write on Saturdays. I know I should wait to publish my stories during the week so that I can get more exposure, but I just can't help hitting that PUBLISH button! Because that is how I roll, I'm a rebel living on the wild side drinking my EXTRA hot tea because it is dangerous to drink it exta hot and who knows maybe I will spill it in my lap, maybe I won't. I take chances. That's how it is.

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SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 3:51PM

Bulletproof Lipstick

  As I was cleaning the closet, I came across my husband’s tool box case. It is the one he takes to the shooting range. My husband likes guns and has several in which he plans to use “just in case”. It’s a fear that he may have brought into our marriage… Read full post »

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AUGUST 27, 2012 9:11AM

Imaginary Arguments with my Husband

Let me first tell you, I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night. Actually, I could be sleeping right now because since I became all hormonal (thank you 40th birthday, you are a bitch) everything is foggy. Brain fog they call it. I have forgotten whole weeks, maybe months of/… Read full post »

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AUGUST 18, 2012 11:22AM

Saying Goodbye to Dudlonna, Aborting an Alien Hate Baby

 

I have been pregnant for over two years now. I was impregnated by my ex-husband and his wife. It’s not a typical pregnancy. Although I do get to feel it move, especially in the morning, but I don’t get any parties or get to set up a room with cute… Read full post »

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AUGUST 6, 2012 10:38PM

Holiday Horrors, Growing up with Yuppie Parents

 My parents were horrible selfish creatures and I, the inner flower child, had the displeasure of being placed with them in 1971. I’ve been told by natural birth, but I’m quite sure this is in no way possible. I was stolen, stolen from a family soundly sleeping after a day of… Read full post »

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AUGUST 1, 2012 12:41PM

I Was Fired From My Job Today

 

 

So I just got fired, on my birthday. Okay it was two days after, but still very close and they didn’t even give me a freaking birthday card. I had only been there for about 6 weeks, but still there was a sting. I saw it coming and I… Read full post »

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JULY 15, 2012 11:42AM

The Day I Overdosed On Chia

“Oh My God Sterling! You have to take me to WholeFoods to get some chia seeds. I just read in Glamour Magazine I’m going to die because I’m a vegetarian and I don’t get enough Omega 3! That’s BRAIN FOOD man!!! No wonder my brain hasn’t been working… Read full post »

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JUNE 12, 2012 11:35AM

My Husband Almost Let Me Die In A Public Restroom

 

 

Wouldn’t it be great to know how long your spouse would let you die in a public bathroom before they called someone to go looking for you? Well I found that out today.

My husband recently found a group on MeetUp.com called The Sci-Fi Enthusiasts. My husband… Read full post »

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JUNE 4, 2012 8:17AM

I am not a Cougar, C. U. Next Tuesday

 

 

 

This weekend we went to the beach to hang out with some of my husband’s old high school friends. This always makes me feel like I have to up my game with accessories and coolness as I am 11yrs older than he is. I am NOT a cougar!… Read full post »

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MAY 22, 2012 8:44AM

Hey, Is This A Blueberry?

 

 

We have a cat. Her name is Precious. I got Precious for my daughter to encourage her to sleep in her own room at age 9. My daughter had a beautiful room full of stuffed animals to sleep in, but often ended up in my bed in the wee… Read full post »

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MAY 17, 2012 8:41AM

My Husband May Kill Me Tonight

I may wake up dead in the morning. Okay, I guess I wouldn’t wake up technically because I would be dead. But this very well may happen tonight. My husband may kill me. Before you get all crazy, gotta go call 911 because this Lucinda chick is telling a public forum her… Read full post »

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