WHEN I FIRST HEARD that Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson were teaming up to produce The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn, I felt both excitement and foreboding. Finally my favorite adventure comic book set from childhood (and later years as well) was going to get the full-bodied high tech cinematic treatment it deserved! At the same time, what could I expect from a relaunch of a gritty comic series, which first saw the light of day in the 1920s, in the politically correct Hollywood culture of 2011?
I had good reason to fear the results. Belgian and French TV had already screened a cartoon series based on Hergé's books in 1991/92. They were well done, all right, but entirely PC: no booze, no swearing, no ethnic stereotypes, no extreme violence. It was Tintin for an enlightened age - which means that it was boring.
I've always thought it's the mid-century roughness of the original stories that gives the Tintin series its charm. But wait, who is this Tintin character anyway? If you think you've never seen Tintin before, I'll bet you have: If you've watched Indiana Jones, you know all about Tintin. It's the same combination of action, adventure, and pratfalls, just with a younger hero (accompanied by a dog). In fact, it was only after hearing constant references to Tintin after producing Raiders of the Lost Ark that Spielberg discovered the original and fell in love with it. Creating this film, and possible sequels, has been a 28-year labor of love for him.
For those unfortunate enough never to have experienced the brave young Belgian in his original form, Tintin is a "boy reporter" with a little white terrier called Snowy who embarks on a range of extremely exciting adventures all across the world, righting wrongs and protecting the weak. Tintin's creator, Belgian artist Georges Rémy (Hergé, 1907-83), created the character for a conservative Catholic youth newspaper called Le petit XXième back in 1929. Tintin's first serialized adventure took him to the Soviet Union. Since the newspaper had a profoundly religious and anti-communist slant, his experiences there were correspondingly gloomy.
For his next story, Hergé again took his boss's advice and sent Tintin and Snowy to the Belgian Congo, essentially to shill the colonial experience to young Belgians. The result was a slapstick but egregiously racist story that reflected contemporary attitudes and that has been stirring controversy ever since it began appearing in 1930. Hardly a month goes by without an African immigrant trying to get it banned in Europe and America. While I'm against censorship as a rule, I can see the critics' point.
The books that followed improved greatly, although they are still hard to get truly excited about (particularly his clichéd Tintin in America). Hergé landed his first real winner with The Blue Lotus (1934/35), a story of Japanese skullduggery and European drug dealing in old Shanghai. It is in this story that Hergé introduced the character of Chang. This was a real Chinese acquaintance of Hergé's who would reappear in the spectacular Tintin in Tibet in 1958/59.
In 1938/39 he published his highly political King Ottokar's Sceptre, which is my favorite overall. Here, in a mythical Balkan kingdom called Syldavia, Tintin and Snowy battle dark forces reminiscent of German and Italian fascism. Then, in 1940, Hergé introduced Captain Haddock, a drunken sot of an aging ship's captain whom Tintin befriends and leads back to a semi-sober existence. The inclusion of the Captain throughout the rest of the series represented a geniune relaunch and began the glory age of the Tintin books, represented by such masterpieces as The Seven Crystal Balls/Prisoners of the Sun, Destination Moon/Explorers on the Moon, The Calculus Affair, and the rousing Red Sea Sharks.
As Tintin and the Captain, assisted by the Thompson twins, Bianca Castafiore, and a sweeping cast of other characters, circle the globe, we go along for the ride. On the way, we are confronted by a motley assortment of stoic Native Americans, rotten English sailors, cobra-charming Indians, insane Italian drivers, evil Japanese warmongers, sinister Jewish bankers, black-hearted German scientists, and half-witted West African pilgrims to Mecca (whom Tintin liberates from modern-day Arab slave traders). In fact, we see the world the same way a young Belgian might have seen it half a century ago, and Tintin wouldn't be Tintin if everybody was depicted as if they were all nice - nor would Captain Haddock be Captain Haddock if he wasn't drunk half the time, screaming (witty) obscenities at the top of his lungs. It's the blend of cruelty and tenderness, ugliness and beauty that makes the books so magical.
So what did Spielberg and Jackson make out of it all? The Adventures of Tintin is essentially a combination of two books - The Secret of the Unicorn and The Crab with the Golden Claws - plus what seem like hundreds of quotes from the rest of the 24-book series, including glass-breaking as a weapon and gallons upon gallons of "Loch Lomond" whiskey. Like the original bare-bones Tintin figure - essentially a squiggle and two dots for eyes - Jamie Bell is just bland but charming enough to bring the hero to life. The motion-capture driven animation - in 3D no less - is spectacular and oddly appropriate when it comes to recreating what was once a beautifully drawn but clearly low-tech comic. Did they tone the books down? Never fear. In fact, The Crab With the Golden Claws is one of the least appealing of the Tintin books, and the producers spare us nothing, all the way down to Haddock's alcohol-induced delirium and withdrawal symptoms. I loved, but I can't honestly recommend it for small children.
From the original Secret of the Unicorn
Tintin is a wonderful ride. It takes us across Europe, over the high seas, and all the way to the sands of Morocco. The only scene I didn't like was one that simply had to have come from Jackson. Remember that interminable scene in King Kong where the heroes are fleeing various winged creatures and creepy crawlers, and actually spend what seems like half an hour galloping along between the dinosaurs' legs? Yes, that one. The elaborate downhill escape scene from the Moroccan city had me wishing for a remote control in the movie theater. Sometimes less is more, and this was one of those cases.
Captain Haddock comes to life in Andy Serkis's
motion-capture performance
For all its high tech splendor and artistic mastery, I couldn't help but note that the original stories are still better than the version that Spielberg and Jackson have put together. And why shouldn't that be so? The film isn't really an adaptation, it's an hommage to the original series. If it succeeds in winning a new generation over to the Tintin books, it will be a very fine tribute indeed.
The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn (1 hour and 44 minutes) is opening in cinemas all across the United States this week.



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Recent reviews elsewhere have pointed out how Herge was very conservative and racist, and amazingly have complained that Spielberg and Jackson have made the characters politically correct. What did they expect of the man who changed all the guns in E.T. The Extraterrestrial into radios?
I expect these complaints are mostly against Spielberg and Jackson, not against Tintin and company, since the characters are very bland and unremarkable. I'm sorry, but that's the way they strike me. Compare him to, say, Monkey Punch's Lupin III, or even Ash Ketchum in Pokemon, and they will pound Tintin into the dirt. I don't expect this film to make back its cost.
The early books do have a conservative and racist slant, that is obvious and indisputable, and I've been planning to write an essay on their genuine and alleged racism (I'll probably do it the next time someone challenges the totally inexcusable "Tintin in the Congo," which the New York Public Library has banned to its "special collections" room). Still, as a student of the era I'm hard pressed to find a lot of Europeans - outside the communist party - who didn't feel that way to some extent, so I don't see why the books are so exceptional. In fact, they capture the spirit of those turbulent times. Rather than dump on Hergé, who died almost thirty years ago and who thus can't defend himself, I'm more worried about those among us who are itching to nuke Muslims. I'm convinced that history will not treat them well.
Hergé later regretted some of his characterizations from the 30s and 40s, and the Tintin shown in "The Picaros" and in the unfinished "Alpha Art" is thoroughly progressive.
Having said all that, let me point out that while Hergé may well have been somewhat racist, Tintin himself certainly isn't. He takes everybody as they come, and nearly dies rescuing his Chinese friend Chang in Tibet, protects small Arab and Peruvian boys, stands up for Native Americans, and provides a spirited defense of local gypsies in "The Castafiore Emerald." Tintin also selflessly rescues Captain Haddock from terminal alcoholism and provides Prof. Calculus with a platform for greatness. He is a force for tolerance and justice in the world.
I've never heard of Lupin III, and Pokemon always looked like so much Japanese rubbish to me. You see, that's the thing with comics: it's always different strokes for different folks, and thank heaven for that!
And I think your on to something about the roughness of the original being part of the magic. I bought the whole series in a hardcover edition a while back, and it struck me just how raw the early Tintin stories actually were. As far as I'm aware, it's one of the few comics in this European tradition which actually contains several deaths. In one album, the villain of the story drowns and is seen being pulled away by smiling devils! Tintins early journey to "the land of the Soviets" stands out, obviously - at one point, a communist agent tries to blow up Tintin, but apparently manages to kill everyone on the train other than the intended target. When Tintin is accused by the German police of having ruined a train and 200+ passengers, he seems unmoved...
Perhaps not suitable for very young children, but the slightly older ones can learn a lot about the world of their grandparents from Tintin. I wouldn't start them off with "The Land of the Soviets" or Tintin in Congo", though - those are mainly curios of historical interest.
I hope you're not disappointed! Perhaps I should point out that my standards for Spielberg films are astonishingly low. But the film definitely pulled me in and I didn't want it to end. In particular, I was waiting for Prof. Calculus to put in an appearance. Guess I'll have to wait for the sequel now.
@Norwonk
Yes, I would warn anyone interested in Tintin to avoid anything written prior to "King Ottokar's Sceptre." The early adventures are extremely cruel and not very funny (unless you laugh at the notion of drunk puppies in "The Black Island" - actually, it is kind of funny). Perhaps "The Calculus Affair" would be the best place to begin. After you know the excellent later books, the early ones are interesting as historical curiosities, as you say. When I was a kid, the earlier books hadn't even been translated yet (although I started reading the books as a child in France, my French was still lousy back then, so I read them in English instead). By the time I got around to reading them many years later, I didn't feel like I had missed much.
While the Pokemon phenomenon is just about burnt out, it was a good introduction to the picaresque to a generation of children. Ash Ketchum traveled his world (a variation of our world) by himself, being heroic all the while. (Yeah, against the lame Team Rocket, but remember, that was for kids.)
Compared to these two characters - by non-American creators, please note - Tintin is a wimp. He isn't even as good a detective as Scooby-Doo's kids, and they're pretty pathetic. How can anyone imagine that this film will be a success, with such an unimpressive protagonist?
but i have to admit to some skepticism that this is going to be a holiday box office hit.
the recent jejune reaction by filmgoers to "Hugo" may be a foreshadowing of what TinTin can expect.
And the computer animation of TinTin hardly looks state of the art, in what little has been released. An avatar it's clearly not. More in the zone of 2004's "Polar Express" - its as if the producers of TinTin experienced keyboard lockup over the past 8 years.
the biggest obstacle may be TinTin's target audience, however. Just who IS this film intended to lure into the theaters, anyway? Certainly not the "action" teen crowd (Transformers, Ironman, etc). It's not a date movie. Tweens don't even know who TinTin is (my daughter theorized he was in France, when I asked her. She probably couldn't find Belgium on a map, and has NEVER read any of the books).
So that leaves middle aged, middle class suburbanites who read TinTin on a rainy sunday afternoon long ago. Are there enough of them to make this film a success?
I guess we're about to find out.
My money is on the "war horse" although i hardly expect this to be the next ET either.
Actually, Tintin's blandness is deliberate. He is such a neutral character that practically anyone can slip into his skin. Consider him an avatar.
Regarding the film's prospects in the US, I expect you're both right. I only know about Tintin because I spent part of my childhood in Europe, so there is no clear audience for it stateside. That didn't keep me from enjoying it, however, and I think anyone who has an open mind on these things can draw enjoyment from it. While not a Spielberg fan, I admire anyone who would go out on such a limb for a labor of love.
I'm taking the kids to "Hugo" over the holidays. We can't wait!
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Thanks for stopping by! I've heard that complaint too, but I was surprised at how un-PC the film was. Still, the producers don't exactly go out of their way to offend people, so maybe some viewers will have a problem with that.