liza Donnelly
- Location
- Rhinebeck, New York, USA
- Birthday
- May 12
- Bio
- New Yorker cartoonist, writer. New ebook soon! Women On Men (21st Books). Recent book: When Do They Serve The Wine? (Chronicle)
whendotheyservethewine.wordpress.com/
lizadonnelly.com
MY RECENT POSTS
- Blogs, blogs, blogs
January 07, 2013 11:55AM - Dads and Moms and Other Stupid
Stereotypes
June 14, 2012 11:06AM - War on Women
April 20, 2012 01:28PM - Gas Station
Attendant/Psychiatrist
April 06, 2012 11:59AM - Bookshelves Are For What,
Again?
March 16, 2012 08:44AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “THank you!”
April 22, 2012 08:49AM - “I may submit it for the
Pulitzer committee...don't
know how
to do that. But you
g…”
April 21, 2012 01:11PM - “Thanks, you
guys!!”
April 21, 2012 01:09PM - “Sorry I posted a cartoon
that is getting us
all
depressed!”
March 17, 2012 11:07AM - “Yes, Jim! Sent you a
message...”
January 25, 2012 04:09AM

Salon.com
Comments
I worked a part-time gas-pumping `gig.
My Uncle had his dirty hands into gas.
He gave me insider Stock Tips. Sigh.
Hess was gonna merge with Amerada.
I would be half-dead if I was filthy rich.
That was pre-Draft-war. Gas was $ 29.9
I'm happy to afford a can of Baked Beans.
Boston Baked Beans or Bush's Bean, Oops.
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slightly deranged gas attendant . . .
turned poor farmer or starve to death
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learning the hard way
not to make slip knots tying
a string bikini
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deranged gas station pumper . . .
offer Ryan a Mitt Romney sandwich
(I read they handed our free lunches.)
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sight impaired politico
(at gas pump)
preparing sauerkraut
with arugula
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sight-impared
good god the flood of words & emotions & confessions &
whatnot that come from a man, or a woman, when they meet
the exact perfect stranger
to unload on.