liza Donnelly

liza Donnelly
Location
Rhinebeck, New York, USA
Birthday
May 12
Bio
New Yorker cartoonist, writer. New ebook soon! Women On Men (21st Books). Recent book: When Do They Serve The Wine? (Chronicle) whendotheyservethewine.wordpress.com/ lizadonnelly.com

MY RECENT POSTS

Editor’s Pick
APRIL 6, 2012 11:59AM

Gas Station Attendant/Psychiatrist

Rate: 10 Flag
gas or just want to talk copy

Author tags:

psychiatry, economy, gas prices

Your tags:

TIP:

Enter the amount, and click "Tip" to submit!
Recipient's email address:
Personal message (optional):

Your email address:

Comments

Type your comment below:
liza Donnely. I giggled before I read You.

I worked a part-time gas-pumping `gig.

My Uncle had his dirty hands into gas.

He gave me insider Stock Tips. Sigh.

Hess was gonna merge with Amerada.

I would be half-dead if I was filthy rich.

That was pre-Draft-war. Gas was $ 29.9

I'm happy to afford a can of Baked Beans.

Boston Baked Beans or Bush's Bean, Oops.

`
slightly deranged gas attendant . . .
turned poor farmer or starve to death
`
learning the hard way
not to make slip knots tying
a string bikini
`
deranged gas station pumper . . .
offer Ryan a Mitt Romney sandwich
(I read they handed our free lunches.)
`
sight impaired politico
(at gas pump)
preparing sauerkraut
with arugula
`
`
sight-impared
"Give me $5's worth & my wife left me"! R
ha . hee hee...
good god the flood of words & emotions & confessions &
whatnot that come from a man, or a woman, when they meet
the exact perfect stranger
to unload on.
Liza,I just want to talk......Excellent work..and sentimental understanding too..Rated...