Linnnn

Linnnn
Birthday
April 04
Bio
You can figure out who I am by reading what I write. I do this to entertain my friends, and because it is fun. You are cordially invited to close your eyes and throw a dart at any one of the titles listed in "My Links" below. Those stories are all bits and pieces of me. Let me know what you think... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I write. I just love a good story told well, so that's what I strive to do. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have a small dog who I dress up and carry in a handbag. (Update: She's not putting up with that nonsense anymore. Sigh!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thank you to the Goddess dianaani, who also writes on Open Salon, for this wonderful painted avatar! Check me out in October. dianaani fixed me up with a great costume for Halloween too... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The magnificent RicTresa designed my beautiful hummingbird banner. He writes here too and is a great graphics designer! Maybe you'd like a cool banner like mine? Contact RicTresa on OS. Standing ovation!

MY RECENT POSTS

Linnnn's Links

Memoir-ish (But Not So Snotty as That)
My Brushes with The Law: Stickin' It To The Man
The Beach Divas: Goddesses Under Cover
Paranormal & Supernatural & Scary Real Stuff
Random Because I Am
Kids, Family, Pets
Do's & Donuts (A Play)
The Baby Tree (One Act Play)
The Dad Series
Strange Little Movies
Email Plays
Where All This Comes From and the Repository For More Stuff
Soccer Mom Rides On
The Tale of the Tumor
MAY 11, 2012 9:07AM

Special Powers

Special

 

 Powers

      

For Mothers and Daughters,

all of whom have Special Powers

       

Light falls from above on four women standing in a straight line, single file upstage to downstage at center.  There is a grey/Read full post »

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APRIL 30, 2012 2:13PM

Dispatch from a Soldier in Seoul

tim writing lietters

 How soldiers write letters in the dark.

Who knew that a letter in the mail written carefully and stylishly by hand from a young soldier stationed in Korea would be such an event? Reflexively, we handle the envelope delicately as though it would disappear in a puff of smoke./

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APRIL 25, 2012 2:00PM

Dopamine Oz

          
  
The stage is lit with one work light and there is a lady’s vanity downstage. A voice is heard off stage in mid-tirade. Enter Mary.  She is talking to herself, and anyone else who may be listeniRead full post »
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APRIL 19, 2012 10:38AM

Winn-Dixie Bodhi

         

         They studied me as I flipped a family-sized jug of ketchup and a jar of pickled banana peppers into my buggy. Usually at the market, I am immersed in my grocery list, coupons and my missionRead full post »

Ever wondered what the people you befriend on the internet perceive about you without ever having met you in person?

The "Say 33" meme has been floating around so, since I can't leave well enough alone, I took a liberty by turning it upside down. Instead of answering all the

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FEBRUARY 29, 2012 7:28AM

Pumped Up Kicks Redux


Driving my daughter to school before dawn yesterday, after the daily slap fight to control the tuner, I found myself enjoying a song she had chosen on the radio.  That alone was a miracle with the gravitas of a full galaxy convergence, but this song was good.  It had a
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JANUARY 19, 2012 1:17PM

Hollywood East. Naked Ambition.

“If you got a lead part in a movie, but it had a nude scene, would you do it?”

She sat down next to me on the back steps of a vintage coquina stone mansion located in wealthy Coconut Grove and bounced the question at me as thoughRead full post »
NOVEMBER 30, 2011 6:45AM

Smoking Nuns and Cafeteria Jesus

 

St. Anthony Catholic School

"Hey, there’s a spot! We must’ve done something right along the way.”

“Yep. Karma. Maybe.”

Scoring a parking place right in front of the church was something weRead full post »
OCTOBER 30, 2011 8:35AM

Golf Course Gorts

“Wake up.  They’re back and they need our help again.”  
I could hear Dad growling in a groggy fugue while she repeatedly bumped his shoulder nudging him awake. 
“Well, go get my bag then. I thought you told themRead full post »
OCTOBER 13, 2011 4:33PM

The Space Between Hell and College

Bullies were always stereotypically singular and identifiable. They were the loner sweaty-faced angry kids who shoved and punched their way around knocking books out of the hands of the meek or making “meet me at 3 on the playground” challenges. They were always in the company of just tRead full post »
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SEPTEMBER 30, 2011 11:18AM

Pumped Up Kicks


Driving my daughter to school before dawn yesterday, after the daily slap fight to control the tuner, I found myself enjoying a song she had chosen on the radio.  That alone was a miracle with the gravitas of a full galaxy convergence, but this song was good.  It had a
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SEPTEMBER 11, 2011 2:47AM

Dad and the Purple Schwinn

For Dad, with love, on his 90th birthday.
“Let’s take a bike ride!”
Dad liked to ride bikes along the golf course road before dinner some nights.  Since our house was one of the first built on this new course on theRead full post »
AUGUST 10, 2011 3:22PM

What The Arachnid Did

 
A slim fiber was tapping my forearm as I tried to bridge the gap between falling and actually being asleep. It was pitch black in my room so I couldn’t see exactly what it was.  It could be my hair, which is long enough to drapeRead full post »

No corner of Florida is immune from my presence lately being the chief chauffeur for my kids.

We see some great stuff travelling around, most particularly is the ritual of spotting a certain young boy every morning on the short hop to school. We have… Read full post »

AUGUST 3, 2011 7:10AM

Of Wind and Rain and Hurricanes

 How did they do it without losing their marbles?

I think of Victorian women in the tropics. Like here in Florida. I've seen the photos.

They were appropriately trussed up in corsets and petticoats, strolling demurely in the park, hankies in hand to sop up the “glow” on thei… Read full post »

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Hope Your Solstice is Swell!
Dog is Love.
MAY 27, 2011 8:17PM

до свидания Dear Doctor

Dr. Dmitriy Nikitin

Dr. Dmitriy Nikitin, clad in green scrubs and a puffy green surgery cap leaned into my hospital doorway at three a.m. and said, “How are you doing?”

“I could use a big shot of morphine and someone to get that beeping to stop.”
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MAY 13, 2011 6:06AM

Cops & Daughter

The cop was a giant.  At least six foot six inches tall, he completely filled up our doorway. Even our normally loud territorial dog, silenced by the sight, slunk off to hide. The Officer of the Law wore all the tools of his trade, a/Read full post »

When the flattened remnants of mangled road kill stood up and belly-danced before my watering eyes, I should’ve known something was up.

It was my breakfast.

I was going to puke, vomit, hurl, blow chow.  And right now.

But, at hour three of a ten hour… Read full post »

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APRIL 15, 2011 2:02PM

Killer Luck

In college, I played Miranda in Shakespeare’s The Tempest so my mother came to Tallahassee for opening night. Trussed up in a whale-bone corset that ruthlessly flattened my boobs and compressed my lungs, I was directed to perform gymnastic physical action on a/Read full post »

APRIL 12, 2011 7:31PM

Pyroclastic Flow

magic island

  

 ACT I

SCENE ONE 

  • (An island near Bimini in the Caribbean Sea.  Home of Prosper and Ellie Seacord.  It is the interior of a small, brightly colored Caribbean cottage with a living room in the foreground strewn with big comfortable flower print cushioned rattan
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MARCH 24, 2011 9:47AM

The 5th Quarter: Life inspires Art

 

It’s a good thing the accident happened before I saw the movie. 

Sitting down to dinner, the cell phone rang.  It’s The Boy, I thought.  He has my car. 

I could hear sirens and road noise and my Boy’s voice yelling “Mom! Mom! Oh God, MOM!” foRead full post »

 

Note: A fellow Open Salon writer, Dom Macco, came up with an idea awhile back about a fictional character named “Carl” who has recently died. In the story, other fictional characters have been asked to prepare eulogies for Carl’s funeral, but each has little or no actual knowRead full post »

The loss of her bikini top was accidental. 

She was treating herself to a short sunbath in the back yard and sat up  too quickly when they stampeded. Her loosely tied top just flipped down.  All five cats and the dog left muddy pawprints on her belly scrambling dir… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 11, 2011 12:33PM

Dad Flipped a Coin for Mom and Lost

 

John and Ted were unabashed bachelors in paradise.

 

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 John and Ted. Men on a mission.

Beach tanned and up for anything from scuba diving to formal dinner dances, they ranged around in Fort Lauderdale in the 50’s cutting a wide swath socially. Read full post »