Linnnn
- Birthday
- April 04
- Bio
- You can figure out who I am by reading what I write. I do this to entertain my friends, and because it is fun. You are cordially invited to close your eyes and throw a dart at any one of the titles listed in "My Links" below. Those stories are all bits and pieces of me. Let me know what you think...
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I write. I just love a good story told well, so that's what I strive to do.
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I have a small dog who I dress up and carry in a handbag. (Update: She's not putting up with that nonsense anymore. Sigh!)
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Thank you to the Goddess dianaani, who also writes on Open Salon, for this wonderful painted avatar! Check me out in October. dianaani fixed me up with a great costume for Halloween too...
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The magnificent RicTresa designed my beautiful hummingbird banner. He writes here too and is a great graphics designer! Maybe you'd like a cool banner like mine? Contact RicTresa on OS. Standing ovation!
MY RECENT POSTS
- Special Powers
May 08, 2012 12:12PM - Dispatch from a Soldier in
Seoul
April 30, 2012 01:49PM - Dopamine Oz
April 22, 2012 09:08AM - Winn-Dixie Bodhi
April 19, 2012 10:38AM - "Say 33" Reverse Engineered: A
Social Media Experiment
March 10, 2012 05:35PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “The time my son acted
out at a Red Lobster as a
toddler
netted him a swift
transp…”
9:53AM - “It's in your DNA isn't
it?
I love the ad.
Did it work?”
7:27AM - “Sweet, bucolic,
pastoral, idyllic,
heavenly...I can't think
of a
limit to how won…”
7:17AM - “And, happy anniversary!
Your wifey is apparently a
very
special person.”
5:54AM - “Your skunk has such good
manners!”
5:54AM
Linnnn's Links
- Memoir-ish (But Not So Snotty as That)
- Killer Luck
- Moon Eclipse Bubbles Howl Run
- Star Party in the Sky
- Twelve Random Facts (About Me)
- Priests. Lies. Boone's Farm Apple Wine
- Theme Park 9/11: We Wrote the Questions
- A Cradle Catholic's Priests
- Make a Pie from the Pippin that Dings You
- Sadie Hawkins Crucifixion
- Bluegrass Friday Nights at the Lake Toxaway Community Center
- Garnets Fell From Our Fingers
- The Clothes Made the Man or My Cross Dressing Boyfriend
- Nun of My Business
- My Brushes with The Law: Stickin' It To The Man
- Gee, Officer Krupke, Krup You!
- License to Drive, My Papers & WWOD?
- License to Drive, Permission to Rant
- The Beach Divas: Goddesses Under Cover
- The Tarot of the Beach Divas
- A Dozen Eggs and a Plan
- Paranormal & Supernatural & Scary Real Stuff
- Pearl Earring
- The Spike Driver on the Toxaway Ghost Express
- Halloweeny Cat
- Mistaken for the Death Angel, I'm No Saint
- Monster Among
- Ghosts, Orbs & Entities: My Fault, I Went Lookin'
- Random Because I Am
- Pyroclastic Flow (Part of a Play)
- "I Came Here To Bury This Carl."
- Strong Fences
- String of Dreams
- Feelin' Kinda Stabby Tonight
- Mary Chesnut Blogged the Civil War
- Anne Bonny: Pirate-itude to Die For
- Hurricane Season's Coming
- Kan I has a mujhadeen burger pleez?
- Vegas Baby
- They're All Tim
- Perchance To Dream
- Kids, Family, Pets
- The 5th Quarter: Life Inspires Art
- Where There's Smoke, There's Grandpa
- Humiliating My Kids Just Comes Naturally
- Systematically Driving My Kids Nuts
- Yule Smile
- Road Rash
- Goodnight Booby Boy, Wherever You Are
- Calamity Jane and What Heavens Looks Like
- Cats Just Want To Eat Us
- Mr. Sadistic School Bus Driver
- Summer Solstice Smile
- Fur Therapy Mends a Crazy Quilt Heart
- The Statue Man vs. The Deans of Discipline at Boone High
- Georgia Justice Hostage Show: Aunt Polly's Ordeal in Cordele
- Going All Shirley MacLaine on Them
- The Rower's Tale (Inspired by Chaucer)
- Do's & Donuts (A Play)
- Do's & Donuts: The Whitmire Sisters Do a Bad Bad Thing
- Do's & Donuts: Enter Earl
- Do's & Donuts: A Pretty Decent Proposal
- Do's & Donuts: A Moony Off-Kilter View of Things
- Do's & Donuts: A Piggly-Wiggly and a Putt-Putt
- Do's & Donuts: In Vodka Veritas
- Do's & Donuts: Earl Sits and Spins
- Do's & Donuts: Truth or Dare Masquerade
- Do's & Donuts: Where Life Kind Of Creeps Up On You
- The Baby Tree (One Act Play)
- The Baby Tree: New To The Area
- The Baby Tree: Miss Louise
- The Baby Tree: Old School Medicine
- The Baby Tree: How Things Are Done Out Here
- The Baby Tree: The Cradle Rocks
- The Dad Series
- Dad Flipped A Coin For Mom & Lost
- Dad Creates a Stir (EP)
- Dad's Sunday Lesson (EP)
- Dad Builds Character
- Dad's Mandatory Family Dinners (EP)
- Of Mice and Dad
- Of Mice and Dad: The Tale's Tail
- Strange Little Movies
- Dog Park Divas: Shaved Pomeranian
- Dog Park Divas: The Real Housedogs of...
- Email Plays
- Reply All
- Less Said Better
- LOL Lizzie Curry
- Where All This Comes From and the Repository For More Stuff
- The Chronicle of Linnnn
- Soccer Mom Rides On
- What The Funk? Stank You Very Much!
- Soccer. Balls.
- Soccer. Balls. Half-Time
- Soccer. Balls. No Sissies Here
- Ponytails: The Lifecycle Of A Girls Soccer Team
- The Tale of the Tumor
- Evicting My Evil Alien Twin
- Krispy Kreme Donut/Stargate, Lady Parts And Gort
- Nurse Ratched: Agent of The Combine
- Pollyanna, Biopsies And The Glad Game
- B-4, I-2, B-9 BINGO!
- I Got The Guy Who Transplants Livers! I Win!
- Rapid In & Out Is Not Fast Food - The Tumor Pictures
- While I Was Knocked Out...
- Breaking Up Is Hard To Do - The Tumor Speaks
- Recover! I Dare You!
Special Powers
Special
Powers
For Mothers and Daughters,
all of whom have Special Powers
Light falls from above on four women standing in a straight line, single file upstage to downstage at center. There is a grey/… Read full post »

How soldiers write letters in the dark.
Who knew that a letter in the mail written carefully and stylishly by hand from a young soldier stationed in Korea would be such an event? Reflexively, we handle the envelope delicately as though it would disappear in a puff of smoke./
… Read full post »Dopamine Oz
They studied me as I flipped a family-sized jug of ketchup and a jar of pickled banana peppers into my buggy. Usually at the market, I am immersed in my grocery list, coupons and my mission… Read full post »
"Say 33" Reverse Engineered: A Social Media Experiment
Ever wondered what the people you befriend on the internet perceive about you without ever having met you in person?
The "Say 33" meme has been floating around so, since I can't leave well enough alone, I took a liberty by turning it upside down. Instead of answering all the
… Read full post »Pumped Up Kicks Redux
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“If you got a lead part in a movie, but it had a nude scene, would you do it?”
Smoking Nuns and Cafeteria Jesus

"Hey, there’s a spot! We must’ve done something right along the way.”
“Yep. Karma. Maybe.”
Golf Course Gorts

The Space Between Hell and College
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What The Arachnid Did

Goodnight Booby Boy, Wherever You Are (My 1st Post 8/24/09)

No corner of Florida is immune from my presence lately being the chief chauffeur for my kids.
We see some great stuff travelling around, most particularly is the ritual of spotting a certain young boy every morning on the short hop to school. We have… Read full post »
Of Wind and Rain and Hurricanes
How did they do it without losing their marbles?
I think of Victorian women in the tropics. Like here in Florida. I've seen the photos.
They were appropriately trussed up in corsets and petticoats, strolling demurely in the park, hankies in hand to sop up the “glow” on thei… Read full post »
Summer Solstice Smile, There's a Pom in the Henge

до свидания Dear Doctor

Dr. Dmitriy Nikitin
Dr. Dmitriy Nikitin, clad in green scrubs and a puffy green surgery cap leaned into my hospital doorway at three a.m. and said, “How are you doing?”
Road Kill Fandango, Galahad & The Mother Truckers
When the flattened remnants of mangled road kill stood up and belly-danced before my watering eyes, I should’ve known something was up.
It was my breakfast.
I was going to puke, vomit, hurl, blow chow. And right now.
But, at hour three of a ten hour… Read full post »

In college, I played Miranda in Shakespeare’s The Tempest so my mother came to Tallahassee for opening night. Trussed up in a whale-bone corset that ruthlessly flattened my boobs and compressed my lungs, I was directed to perform gymnastic physical action on a/… Read full post »
Pyroclastic Flow

ACT I
SCENE ONE
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(An island near Bimini in the Caribbean Sea. Home of Prosper and Ellie Seacord. It is the interior of a small, brightly colored Caribbean cottage with a living room in the foreground strewn with big comfortable flower print cushioned rattan
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The 5th Quarter: Life inspires Art
It’s a good thing the accident happened before I saw the movie.
Sitting down to dinner, the cell phone rang. It’s The Boy, I thought. He has my car.
I could hear sirens and road noise and my Boy’s voice yelling “Mom! Mom! Oh God, MOM!” fo… Read full post »
Carl, In Their Own Words: "I Came Here To Bury This Carl"
Note: A fellow Open Salon writer, Dom Macco, came up with an idea awhile back about a fictional character named “Carl” who has recently died. In the story, other fictional characters have been asked to prepare eulogies for Carl’s funeral, but each has little or no actual know… Read full post »
Strong Fences. Fiction Friday - Open Call
The loss of her bikini top was accidental.
She was treating herself to a short sunbath in the back yard and sat up too quickly when they stampeded. Her loosely tied top just flipped down. All five cats and the dog left muddy pawprints on her belly scrambling dir… Read full post »
Dad Flipped a Coin for Mom and Lost
John and Ted were unabashed bachelors in paradise.

John and Ted. Men on a mission.
Beach tanned and up for anything from scuba diving to formal dinner dances, they ranged around in Fort Lauderdale in the 50’s cutting a wide swath socially. … Read full post »
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Updates
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Study Offers Good News for Dumb, Drunk Party Girls
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Is Freedom of Press under Attack in Montréal?
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Mixed feelings about a past relationship on the job
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She is Indeed a Joy
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Repost: (A 3 part) Poem: Why the Moon Still Cannot Sing
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We Are Weird
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PRIVATIZING EDUCATION; YET ANOTHER ELITIST SCAM
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Idiots



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