Big news! Mama and I are taking a painting class. This is big news because we're left brain ladies, we like math, mechanical things, bookkeeping, electronics. We file everything, we file our clothes!
We're bustin' out, cuttin' loose, we're wild artista types now!
Nah, actually the senior center (where mama volunteers in the Resale Boutique) offers a painting class on Tuesdays. It's $2.50, what a deal, right? So today we went to our first class, of course we went empty handed because we're wild artistas now.
Carl is the teacher. Carl used to teach art in high school. Carl was not in the least disturbed that we arrived without so much as a pencil. Well, that's not true, we had my friend D with us, but he didn't have a pencil either.
Carl is a solution oriented guy. Carl gave us a test. Carl gave us each a sheet of drawing paper, a pencil, and a photograph and said "draw what you see." My pencil had a message; 't Drink and Drive. So I asked for a cocktail. Carl likes us now.
Poor mama can't see much. She has dry macular degeneration in her right eye (not too bad) and the wet kind in her left eye (very bad). She also has cataracts and the one in the left eye needs surgery but she needs to finish the treatments for the macular degeneration (don't ask) first. I told mama to relax and just enjoy herself and stop worring about what the picture looks like.
Our checking accounts are balanced and our clothes orderly. Life is good. I promised myself that I wouldn't judge whatever I draw or paint. I'm going to enjoy it. We went out for a cigarette break during class. Carl didn't care. I like Carl a lot. Mama left early, she needs a cushion for the metal folding chair, D and I kept drawing. We chatted it up with all the other students.
After we finished I walked around to see what other people were working on, most told me what was wrong with their paintings. I felt sad because I liked them all, they were bright and cheerful paintings, especially one wild young girl with her dad (?) who was doing a giant eye with make-up and a man who was doing a lovely water color. One lady was doing a beautiful pencil drawing of a lily, she told me she doesn't want to paint because she'll get dirty. I bet she files her clothes too.
I'm bringing and old shirt and my apron next week. Also canvas boards, brushes and acrylic paints. D and I went shopping after class, somewhere there is a photo of me with our art supplies wearing a foam giraffe visor. I checked facebook and he didn't post it so you don't get to see it here. Sorry.
Here's the photo I was given, I think it's Silver City and if it is, someone lives in that house in the summer.

Here's my unfinished drawing. I'm putting a crescent on the door of the outhouse on the lower right when I finish it. Artistic license.
Carl showed me how to do the shrubs so I asked about the rocks. Good thing or I'd have drawn each one like in the photo. He also told me how to get the roof line better. Okay, next time. I really like my drawing so far, mostly I enjoyed sitting there drawing. It's fun doing something I never thought I'd do. I came home and had homemade ice cream so I'd have the strength to mow the lawn.
Today was a good day. What more could I ask for?
Tomorrow we're going to my daughter's for a barbeque. I bought an ice cream maker last week. I made mint chocolate chip, and coffee. Tomorrow I'm going to make strawberry. I'm using half agave nectar instead of sugar because of the baby. I think this is going to be the year of the ice cream maker. Yum. This will be as good as the year of the deep fryer when I was constantly cruising different breadings, batters and the frozen food aisle. I kind of miss fried zucchini and fried okra. I miss the deep fryer.
This will be a good summer with painting and homemade ice cream. What more could I ask for?


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Like the sound of Carl. He might just coax that right brain of yours out of hiding (haha--I'm not buying your left-brain stuff).
Happy 4th of July
Happy 4th of July, and many kisses to your grand daughter, and your mother !!! I admire you both!!
Your drawing is coming along nicely. The roof is too high and too steep but otherwise your perspective is just fine. And every outhouse needs a crescent on the door!
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P.S. Tell your momma that your artist pal said that the primary reason people are scared to make a picture is because they know too much about what is "wrong with their paintings". Cut that out, and paint! ;-)
P.P.S Good job with the cabin! That's a hard picture to copy.
V. Corso, Carl was happy and likable, we lucked out. What a surprise, I have two sides to my brain.
zanelle, I had a wonderful time, it was restful staring at the photo and then drawing it onto the paper. Carl threatened to use dykes to cut off the eraser (because I kept using it) and I told him I'd chew off his arm. He threw his head back and laughed!
Olga, last year I had a terrible summer and I didn't want to repeat it. Ice cream and art seemed like good choices. Like you, I'm blessed to have family to share it with. I can't wait to use the paint and I think my mom will have an easier time seeing colors and broad strokes.
Sky, the world needs good ice cream! I wanted the baby to have healthy snacks because she doesn't eat and needs the fat. Cookies are bad and the ice creams that don't have weird stabilizers are expensive. Yeah, the roof is strange isn't it? Once I get the outhouse done no one will notice the roof, hahahahaha......
Jonathan, hahaha, we're doing art and taking a class!
jlsathre, you're kidding right? I don't understand why others don't like organizing closets.
She was struggling to see so I think the paint will be easier than the fine lines of the pencil. I think her body/spirit will work to heal her eyes if she sees the beauty and freedom of moving the paint around. I'm going to tell her what you said and hopefully it will her feel more free about it.
The picture drove me a little nuts because the buildings were catty-wumpus with boards all askew. It turned out to be the perfect one for me because I had to accept the imperfections and duplicate them. Thank you.
Algis, I don't know if it will make it here but Tuesdays I'll be sitting happily in a room doing art with my mother.
Don't you have too many ears to be a Van Gogh?
Yup! The outhouse ought to be central to any scene....!!
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Stick figured are my passsion..:)
HAPPY 4TH AND HUGGGGGGGGGGG
I hope Kerry No delete for being pleasant.
I Love real People. No paint cute racoon.
Ignore me.
Do what Ya want.
Be careful.
I will lend You a Racoon.
She's so cute. She no rob.
Draw Racoon in a`Prayer.
he is stuffed and steps too.
She steps over wood stick.
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If Kerry borrows TP?
Tell Kerry to keep it.
He borrow. No return.
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If @ Salon reading ref
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Joe Walsh. blowhard
Ask Joan to tell editor
Kerry steal TP from:
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Racoon, Billionaires,
Bill Gates, Warren B.,
and anybody he can
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He reminds me of?
a washer dirt-maid.
editor wash panties?
I get very disgusted.
Buy editor corn cob.
He wipes behind up.
It is a wonderful day.
Ponder the Beauties.
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Hide TP under soap.
Hobo no steal Ya TP.
Hippie no use soap.
Hide loot under the:
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SOP?
Son of bitches?
It's okay to say.
sky, yes, but I'm taking wine next time and no doubt I can rectify that. But first I have to get a girlfriend.
scanner, Carl was wonderful but he told me I had to stay and fix the windows, I laughed and told him he couldn't make me. I think I'll wait for someone who likes birds who won't stay in cages.
I thought I was destined to do stick figures because that's what I've done. What he told us was "draw everything you SEE." I never thought about it that way before so that's all I did. He came back and was surprised and told me I see a lot. Of course I do, survivors see every detail. Maybe you should try that if you're interested, get a photo and draw everything you see.
Jaime, it really was, thank you. I wish you a lovely day.
Linda, I hope your stick figures are wearing wonderful accessories. If so, I'd like to see them.
Stathi Stathi, I think the drawing is happy because I was happy between two people I love. Today will be a fun day too. We're so blessed, aren't we? Much love to you and your family.
Art, did you not like my Catwoman halloween glasses? I like the photo because it was a very special day when I thought I was going to be a very lucky woman. Never mind, I am blessed with my family.
Yeah, buy them all corn cobs but they'll still steal everything and hide it under the way it's always been. Never mind them, I'm eating well and making natural healthy ice cream for a beautiful baby.
You reminded me of a very precious gift of a baby raccoon we received long ago. Thank you. I forgot how often I get exactly what I need, I named her Grace. I wrote about it if you want to read it, I think an angel brought her to help me protect my child.
http://open.salon.com/blog/lheure_bleue/2010/04/02/little_grace_an_amazing_birthday_gift_for_two_girls
I've been away too long, or I missed some posts, or there's been some kind of revolution ... your avatar, your relationship with mama ~ mama herself, & your daughter ~ a mysterious D who likes shopping AND your mama who you let take your picture in a giraffe hat, finding your inner artista ( great drawing, btw ) ...
Whatever's happened/happening, I hope there's a lot more of it !
Especially home-made strawberry ice-cream delivered with cuddles by the re-born gorgeous gran. Such a happy up post, Bleue ~ I'm intrigued.
Art classes are so fun -- and I am just laughing at your left-brained comments. It's true that making art can bring out the "It's all wrong" in folks. Don't worry, the whole world is set up just for you and other left-brained types -- and when you go outside of your comfort zone, there is art to create!
So, when a right-brained soul like me is comfortable, I will paint, but to go outside of my comfort zone, I fold clothes and balance the checkbook.
*sigh*
I wish the whole world was more set up for painting all day, with classes on clothes-folding if you want to expand your horizons...
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I thought the coffee ice cream would be the best but the strawberry is amazing! A cup each of milk and cream, 1/4 cup each of sugar and agave nectar, some vanilla, mashed strawberries and push the little red button. Half an hour later a quart of healthy ice cream. Num num nummy!!!
Drawing is fun-fun, who knew? The photo of the hideous foam (!!!) giraffe headwear is in D's phone and with my braids I look like a demented medicine woman. (I have an addiction to trying on head wear.) D and I are going to a little place he has in the mountains this weekend and I'm going to take photos so I have something that's mine to paint. Certainly not a lopsided building and outhouse with no crescent!
Now you're all up to date on this week. Next week, who knows? I'm considering joining a chanting group.
Just Thinking, Thank you. I was horrified when I first saw the photo with the disorderly buildings, then I felt free. I feel sad that my youngest is very right brain and constantly berates herself because she tries to be like me and it doesn't work. She is great at being her and I'm great at being me.
I wish I could get her to understand that we can't all be good at everything. If she makes a math mistake it's like me making a mistake on the roof lines, that's why they make erasers until we get the hang of what we're not automatically good at.
It would be a happier world if there was more time for painting, making music and ice cream. Clothes folding and filing clothes by color and shape is fun, but it's not enough. I need balance and that's what I'm starting to understand.
How sad that so many people wait to be seniors to have fun. I got tired of waiting and I had a good day.
Hooray!!! Have fun and enjoy and looking at your sketch I have to say I'm looking forward to seeing your painting!
BTW, love the picture in your new avatar.
Cranky, thank you, it was fun to write. The photo is from an impish day, I wear impish pretty well ;~)
Deborah, do it. I felt so free and happy when I was there. Just Thinking was right, we need more art time, I wasted much of my life being overly productive.