If I splash out far too many crumbs,
Do the pigeons need a supplement of Tums?
Am I blameworthy and ripe for a beating,
Encouraging them in their rampant overeating?
Will you go and call me amicus pigeoni,
A poor excuse for a feathery kind of guy?
Is it really better to give than receive
If it's only me myself I deceive?
First, though, before you judge my charity:
Did he who made the pigeon make thee?