Better than the stew

Taking in future and past

In a sendoff lean and fast

Proving thoughtful prep–

“Bye-bye, take care, watch your step.” Read full post »

Fuckday

Humpday

Ballday

Screwday

Shagday

Bangday

Moreday

Designed by geniuses

To make cyber bucks,

Employed incessantly

By hapless schmucks. 

Life-deaffirming,

Such is Facebook;

Shrinks might term it

An online Casebook. Read full post »

Before you sweeten that coffee cup

And come upon news that stirs you up,

Consider this about a scientist:

He won't make the list without a twist.

He knows from his researches that

To gain attention, you find the earth's… Read full post »

Many and many an orgasm--

The sensual woman hasm.

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Wally Calor watched his health,
Following all the rules,
Stressing beta carotene,
Foods as good as jewels.

Net effect was energy bonus,
Making a healthy fellow,
Even if the B-C sources
Turned him orange-yellow.

Also on a daily basis,
Eight glasses of… Read full post »

Why’s it known as takeout
When we needn’t go out at all?
That’s what we eat at home
So take-in’s a better call.

Brits call their eat-ins takeaway,
Suggestive as can be–
Take-that-away is something
On which we Yanks agree. Read full post »

CIA thwarts new, more sophisticated underwear bombs--NPR headline

What makes the bomb sophisticated

Is the ingenious trigger mechanism

That makes the male underwearer

A source of security pessismism.

The tiny amount of explosive stuff

Is set off by a stone erection--

So the CIA has nixed sexy stews… Read full post »

Since children's author Ezra Jack Keats

Was called Jack Katz on the Brooklyn streets,

Could it be John Keats, who wrote in flats,

Also began his life as Jack Katz?

Your verse responder is Euro-bound

You've circled the block five times
In search of a spot for your car,
Frustration mounting fast
Making you wish for a bar.

And then an oasis appears:
A woman sliding in
Behind a Chevy wheel.
Beats a tonic-and-gin!

You parallel your Ford
And quickly mouth "Going out?"
And in response she nods
Her head--s… Read full post »

Today's typical office
With everyone in a cubicle
Is as quiet as a mouse,
A seachange that's acoustical

No more the telephone chitchat,
The everlasting chatter,
No more the sound of banter,
Chewing on what's the matter.

Computers totally reign!
Every single morning
Women are online shopping
And men--wha… Read full post »

There’s one that offers a monster vacation.

Atop every hill, deluxe hotelry

And in each of the rooms, flat-screen TV.

Channel 5′s called KING and it features a gong;

Channel 6 answers to the simian KONG.

In New York his fall broke numerous… Read full post »