lemonpulp
- Location
- Sacramento, California,
- Birthday
- February 20
- Bio
- writing my way to sanity, one post at a time. you can also find me at pulpyprose.com
MY RECENT POSTS
- Righteous Indignation at the
Righteously Indignant
July 30, 2012 06:24PM - Communicatus Neurosititis
July 09, 2012 07:35PM - The Gay Agenda: Rainbow Foods
June 28, 2012 02:45PM - Filtered (Open Call Repost)
June 21, 2012 06:57PM - Flashbacks
June 10, 2012 06:00AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “oh, so i guess the whole
"original" content thing
didn't
apply in
week…”
August 25, 2012 05:37PM - “NOMINATION SECOND:
Koshersalaami's "Lot's of
Errors
Occurred"
anyo
ne who…”
August 25, 2012 01:35AM - “hypocrites and attention
whores seem to be ruling the
site
now. and yes, i am
cou…”
August 20, 2012 02:17PM - “you got nothing better
to do than write about a
dust-up and
attack people who
don…”
August 20, 2012 02:11PM - “dammit, you made have to
log in because i couldn't just
leave
here without
rating…”
August 10, 2012 07:32PM
Lemonpulp's Links
- Short Fiction
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- Alone
- He Never Said I Love You
- Night Journeys
- The Chase
- They Come at Night
- Tales from the Office
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- It was a Dark and Stormy Morning
- By the way, we added some skills to your resume
- If Dante Were Alive Today: Office Purgatory
- Carry Me Swiftly to Salvation
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- Part 5
- Part 4
- Part 3
- Part 2
- Part 1
- Humor
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- Just Call Me Grace - Part 2
- Just Call Me Grace
- Old Age Saves Man from Verbal Ass-Kicking
- The Proper Care and Feeding of Marketing Writers
- Shakespeare Reimagined: Cranky Cuss and "Juliet"
- Can You Please Not Stand on My Ass?
- Pet Peeves of a Neurotic Writer
- Ode to Yard Work
- Glee Recap
- Musical Musings
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- Musical Musings - On My Own
- Musical Musings - Who Wants to Live Forever
- Musical Musings - American Pie
- Musical Musings - Alison
- Musical Musings - Xanadu
- Musical Musings - Casey Kasem
- Musical Musings - Love Moves in Mysterious Ways
- Musical Musings - Bohemian Rhapsody
- Musical Musings - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Musical Musings - Love Trio
- Auditory Torture
- Hallelujah
- Social Commentary
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- The Terminator Can Kiss My Ass
- Sexism Alive and "Well" in the Workplace
- Taking the Prima Donna Out of the Athlete
- Celebrity Tragedy and Perspective
- Twas the Night of Black Friday
- Looking for Role Models in all the Wrong Places
- Putting a face on California Furloughs
- Throw the Bums Out
- RNC's Irresponsible Spending
- Personal Narrative
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- [Insert Label Here] - A Commentary
- Me and My Shadow
- So, are you really a lesbian?
- The Quiet Hero
- The Woman Who Taught Me to Rock
- I'm a Bad, Bad Blogger
- "Let the light of my eyes guide you."
- What I See
- I Am More than My Gender
- How is More Love in the World a Bad Thing?
- The Road Not Taken
- Silence
- Reminiscing
- I Don't Need No Stinkin' Cable
- I'm 36 and I Still Think there are Monsters Under My Bed
- Are those my civil rights in your pocket...
- Thank You, Anne Lamott, Wherever You Are
- Why I Write
- Tell Your Demons to Keep it Down. I Can't Hear My Voices.
- Born-Again Lesbian
- Compromising Positions: A Holiday Tradition
- Ghosts of Boyfriends Past
- Dear God
- Oh My God! I've Become One of Them
- Book Stuff
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- Why Everyone Should Read Gregory Maguire's Wicked
- 10 Most Influential Books
- Examiner.com column
August 25, 2012 05:37PM
“oh, so i guess the whole "original" content thing didn't apply in week 5 when another post was awarded an RP even though most of the content…”
About: OS READERS' PICKS: 17TH AWARDS
“oh, so i guess the whole "original" content thing didn't apply in week 5 when another post was awarded an RP even though most of the content…”
About: OS READERS' PICKS: 17TH AWARDS
August 25, 2012 01:35AM
“NOMINATION SECOND: Koshersalaami's "Lot's of Errors Occurred" anyo ne who takes the time to post that deserves some attention. besides, deciphe…”
About: OS READERS' PICKS: 17TH AWARDS
“NOMINATION SECOND: Koshersalaami's "Lot's of Errors Occurred" anyo ne who takes the time to post that deserves some attention. besides, deciphe…”
About: OS READERS' PICKS: 17TH AWARDS
August 20, 2012 02:17PM
“hypocrites and attention whores seem to be ruling the site now. and yes, i am counting you and all the others writing about this who were not directly…”
About: ‘Dust-ups’ or ‘Cyber-Bully Gang Rapes’?
“hypocrites and attention whores seem to be ruling the site now. and yes, i am counting you and all the others writing about this who were not directly…”
About: ‘Dust-ups’ or ‘Cyber-Bully Gang Rapes’?
August 20, 2012 02:11PM
“you got nothing better to do than write about a dust-up and attack people who don't deserve it? this is the kind of shit that just makes the site even…”
About: hate mail from heaven
“you got nothing better to do than write about a dust-up and attack people who don't deserve it? this is the kind of shit that just makes the site even…”
About: hate mail from heaven
August 10, 2012 07:32PM
“dammit, you made have to log in because i couldn't just leave here without rating and saying: nice job. there is far too much bullshit on here and has b…”
About: Multiple Personalities on OS - UPDATED: Candy Ass
“dammit, you made have to log in because i couldn't just leave here without rating and saying: nice job. there is far too much bullshit on here and has b…”
About: Multiple Personalities on OS - UPDATED: Candy Ass
July 30, 2012 10:06PM
“i, for one, would watch that show! way to watch out for your fellow canines :)”
About: Pondwatch!
“i, for one, would watch that show! way to watch out for your fellow canines :)”
About: Pondwatch!
July 30, 2012 06:59PM
“thank you joan :) amy, being counted is so overrated. i never get the number i want. and standing up? pffft! takes too much energy. i'd rather just play…”
About: Righteous Indignation at the Righteously Indignant
“thank you joan :) amy, being counted is so overrated. i never get the number i want. and standing up? pffft! takes too much energy. i'd rather just play…”
About: Righteous Indignation at the Righteously Indignant
July 30, 2012 05:27PM
“so, standing up for what you believe in, especially on issues about hate and bigotry, is now considered righteous indignation? well, then, i'm "gu…”
About: Chik-Fil-Anthropy: Moral Outrage and Critical Thinking
“so, standing up for what you believe in, especially on issues about hate and bigotry, is now considered righteous indignation? well, then, i'm "gu…”
About: Chik-Fil-Anthropy: Moral Outrage and Critical Thinking
June 21, 2012 08:19PM
“you farm people are always going on about how early you get up. sheesh! is it MY fault you have critters to feed at gawd-awful hours of the day? :) and…”
About: Filtered (Open Call Repost)
“you farm people are always going on about how early you get up. sheesh! is it MY fault you have critters to feed at gawd-awful hours of the day? :) and…”
About: Filtered (Open Call Repost)
June 21, 2012 07:47PM
“i loved this the first time. still do. the magazine that rejected you obviously has no taste or eye for wonderful writing.”
About: Terra Firma (Open Call Repost)
“i loved this the first time. still do. the magazine that rejected you obviously has no taste or eye for wonderful writing.”
About: Terra Firma (Open Call Repost)
June 21, 2012 07:32PM
“i'm glad you reposted this one. seems that nature is calling to us both at the moment :) what an amazing site that must have been.”
About: OC:(Repost)A Spring Memory To Be Savored
“i'm glad you reposted this one. seems that nature is calling to us both at the moment :) what an amazing site that must have been.”
About: OC:(Repost)A Spring Memory To Be Savored
June 21, 2012 07:28PM
“pw - new look has been up almost two weeks...you are the FIRST to notice and comment. i'm sure there's an award somewhere for that. it was a corona, an…”
About: Filtered (Open Call Repost)
“pw - new look has been up almost two weeks...you are the FIRST to notice and comment. i'm sure there's an award somewhere for that. it was a corona, an…”
About: Filtered (Open Call Repost)
June 19, 2012 01:25AM
“where are the self-assured, assertive, independent women? they are elsewhere, another place that they find safer than this site. some have grown tired…”
About: where the hell is Safe_Bet's Army (open call)
“where are the self-assured, assertive, independent women? they are elsewhere, another place that they find safer than this site. some have grown tired…”
About: where the hell is Safe_Bet's Army (open call)
June 11, 2012 03:14PM
“they are protesting the protest with a blank protestation. it is all so existential...”
About: SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: WHY NO COVER!
“they are protesting the protest with a blank protestation. it is all so existential...”
About: SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: WHY NO COVER!
June 10, 2012 09:25PM
“i think we all need a vacation! i'm blaming all those damn planets in retrograde. they always mess with the mojo!”
About: AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM TINK: I givez up!
“i think we all need a vacation! i'm blaming all those damn planets in retrograde. they always mess with the mojo!”
About: AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM TINK: I givez up!
June 09, 2012 09:55PM
“another great list! can't wait to see what number 6 brings :)”
About: OS READERS' PICKS: 5TH AWARDS
“another great list! can't wait to see what number 6 brings :)”
About: OS READERS' PICKS: 5TH AWARDS
June 08, 2012 07:43PM
“i do plan to bide my time. hard to deny what the heart keeps telling me...”
About: Pushed
“i do plan to bide my time. hard to deny what the heart keeps telling me...”
About: Pushed
June 08, 2012 07:41PM
“nice list, but you forgot the tequila. bad kitty!”
About: LIST-O-MANIA: My grocery list
“nice list, but you forgot the tequila. bad kitty!”
About: LIST-O-MANIA: My grocery list
June 08, 2012 06:40PM
“NOMINATION SECOND: Middle Aged Woman Talking's "Regulating the Seed Spilling Activities of Men". well written, brings up interesting points (pu…”
About: OS READERS' PICKS: 4TH AWARDS
“NOMINATION SECOND: Middle Aged Woman Talking's "Regulating the Seed Spilling Activities of Men". well written, brings up interesting points (pu…”
About: OS READERS' PICKS: 4TH AWARDS
June 06, 2012 01:39AM
“wow. sad to say that this scene could come all too soon. haunting images here and some damn good writing.”
About: MISTAKE: Is it too late to change?
“wow. sad to say that this scene could come all too soon. haunting images here and some damn good writing.”
About: MISTAKE: Is it too late to change?
June 06, 2012 01:05AM
“pw - i wouldn't throw either JLo or Susan out of my bed :) they both appeal for different reasons! yeah, cranky can't hold his brownies like he used to…”
About: Foodie Tuesday Chicks' Night In
“pw - i wouldn't throw either JLo or Susan out of my bed :) they both appeal for different reasons! yeah, cranky can't hold his brownies like he used to…”
About: Foodie Tuesday Chicks' Night In
June 06, 2012 12:25AM
“got home late from work, so i could use something like this! but can i have some chocolate brownies and chase it with a good port? good movie choice, b…”
About: Foodie Tuesday Chicks' Night In
“got home late from work, so i could use something like this! but can i have some chocolate brownies and chase it with a good port? good movie choice, b…”
About: Foodie Tuesday Chicks' Night In
June 04, 2012 12:58PM
“so well said. this hits really close to home for me right now. and yes, love does mean being able to say your sorry and admit when you've been a comple…”
About: The Look of Love
“so well said. this hits really close to home for me right now. and yes, love does mean being able to say your sorry and admit when you've been a comple…”
About: The Look of Love
Lemonpulp's Favorites
middle aged woman talking
Barbara Weicksel
OS Readers' Picks
suzie
Lunchlady's daughter
just phyllisUpdates
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Guest Post: Do You Listen to Critics?
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Why the NSA? Look to Brazil right now
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What My Father Ate: A Father's Day Post
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Odd Couple Fights Lonely Battle Against Grade Inflation
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Thoughts on Paul McCartney Turning 71
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Am I Really That Scary? - a poem for animals I used to know
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Deep Into The Woods
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Bernie Sahlins is dead at 90
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