If you love the Confederate Flag and the n-word, then have I found the online store for you. It’s called Stumpy’s Stickers (http://www.stumpysstickers.com/), and it sells doozies like this:
Get it? “Renege” means to “go back on a promise” like the one you made to vote against Obama, but it applies to stopping “repeat offenders,” which is either you the voter or Obama the candidate, so it’s telling you to not don’t un-vote to repeat re-electing the president.
Anyway, it also calls Obama the n-word, which you’ll find hilarious if you’re a racist.
They sell patches to sew onto your clothing, too, like the one here:
Which raises a few questions: Why is this on a patch? Do you want to wear clothing with the words “Hitler” and “Jane Fonda” on it? Is there a trendy new clothing line I’m unaware of? Do people even still wear patches?
When I think of people wearing patches and the name Hitler, I go right to Nazis. I wouldn’t have thought anyone would want to welcome that association, until I saw this sticker:
Yes, those are Klansmen. I don’t know what else to say about a sticker glorifying Klansmen in 2012, other than “why is it $2.28?” Why not round it? And how would that fit on your car’s bumper sticker? Maybe it’s just for the kids’ notebooks at school. Like a picture of Lindsay Lohan, but with crosses burning instead of crotches.
Another fun sticker to put on your car, truck, or… well, truck, is this one:
This tips the hand just a bit. See, the whole point isn’t to accomplish anything other than to infuriate liberals. And moderates, independents, most conservatives, and anyone else not currently drinking moonshine out of a bottle marked “XXX.”
Everyone becoming shocked and horrified at the blatant racism is pretty much what Stumpy is aiming for. And we’ll do it, because it is shocking and it is horrifying, but beyond that we shouldn’t give it much thought. The racists were even louder in 2008, and look where that got them.
If this is fun for someone, so be it. It’s not like Stumpy is making much money off of these. I mean, a whole roll of 500 confederate flag stickers is only $17.50. And I kid you not, it advertises as a “great gift for the little Rebel in your life.”