Tomorrow my anus will make it's debut. I usually keep such things private because I am a fairly modest kind of woman. However, tomorrow will be a different story as I will check my modesty at the reception desk before I have my first colonoscopy.

Today I will begin the dreaded prep which will leave me very near the restroom for most of the afternoon and night.

I go in the morning and already in my head I am making jokes about my anus and ass. Maybe I should say "cracking" jokes instead. The fact of the matter is I am sure the nurses and doctors have already seen it all and mine is just another run of the mill bum if you will.

"Hey doc, I bet your favorite star is Uranus right?"

"Opinions are like assholes-everybody has one."

"Don't you know crack kills?"

The only part that I won't really mind will be the drugs. Apparently I'm not going to remember much about the whole thing which is fine with me.

I just hope I don't make an ass out of myself.