"We don't serve faster-than-light nutrinos in here," says the bartender. A nutrino walks into a bar.
koshersalaami
- Birthday
- October 01
- Bio
- Male, Jewish, in my fifties, married with kids (well, at this point I guess that should be "kid"). Thanks to Lezlie for avatar artwork - sort of a translation of my screen name. "Salaam" is peace in Arabic, hence the peace sign. (No, my name doesn't mean "hunk of meat" and yes, the pun is intentional.)
MY RECENT POSTS
- Why Merging Judaism and
Christianity Doesn't Work
May 22, 2013 08:28PM - Boatload of Sentences Sunday:
Fracking, Unabridged Version
May 12, 2013 07:31PM - One Sentence Sunday: Fracking
May 12, 2013 12:58PM - Tales of J: Broadway music at
Friday night services
April 22, 2013 01:10AM - Offshore Money
April 18, 2013 01:00AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Always complicated. Do
you speak German any
more?”
1:14PM - “He is shy.”
12:34PM - “Stim,
Everything
else is NOT detail. That's a
minor difference. There
are
plenty o…”
12:32PM - “By the way, I loved your
Chanukiyah solution.”
12:30PM - “Thanks”
12:22PM
Koshersalaami's Links
Koshersalaami's Favorites
Updates
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I don't (much) care if Boy Scouts are gay
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The Piano Guys
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HOW THE BOY SCOUT DECISION/affects my family dynamics
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Slicing Solomon's Baby: The Boy Scouts' False Compromise
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"Self" Is a Misnomer
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Liberace, Behind My Candelabra
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Voyeurism in Oklahoma
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How can this not be viral? Hilarious and terrifying both

Salon.com
Comments
geeky funny
rated with love
Lezlie
"We don't serve your kind in here," says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar.
WHEW!
Any way, as to the good and clever laugh, "thanks I needed that" (just now!) ;-)
R
Do you mean "Deify"?
And I want to know where you buy those tiny mason jars.
I am just writing a thank you message but I wanted others to know what you did for me..while others did not know.That you found the time in a thorough message to exρlain to me in details,what I did not know.
I liked the joke too here..so that is the why.Thank you again..Best regards.