I’m a red-headed, left-handed Taurus.  Fuck with me or mine at your own risk.  I can also be kind, generous, thoughtful, brilliant and think “cat hugging kitten” is the best thing on the internet – but when it’s needed, I can really be a bitch.

Sometimes being a bitch is a good thing.  Other avenues are always preferred, but “bitch” is a tool every woman should have in her arsenal.  If I were a man, everything I refer to here would be considered assertive, maybe a tad aggressive, but wouldn’t have a pejorative term associated.  But with the boobs comes the term, so I embrace the term and the results it brings.

It has come to my attention that some people are getting stomped on because they are “too nice.”  With that in mind, I present “How to Be a Bitch” – a series of lessons designed to get you in touch with your inner warrior goddess (doesn’t that sound better than “bitch”?  Same thing.)  While this series is primarily aimed at women, men can use it too, as lessons or to understand the ladies and other bitches in their lives. 

Stay tuned for Lesson 1 – Types of Bitches

Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch?  The challenge for us all is to stay on the right side of the bitch continuum.  I’ll review some of the prevalent types to help you know where you stand.