Remember "Titaniacs" (slightly sad, slightly scary people who simply couldn't spend enough money watching a big ship sink)?

What should we dub the more-than-a-little sad, more-than-a-little-scary people who think Palin is teh bee's knees?

"What do you mean , no queens?!  I am ordained by God to be your folksy ruler!  I am... hey!  You can do that to your queen!"

I'll kick things off with my humble suggestion:

PALINDRONES