Remember "Titaniacs" (slightly sad, slightly scary people who simply couldn't spend enough money watching a big ship sink)?
What should we dub the more-than-a-little sad, more-than-a-little-scary people who think Palin is teh bee's knees?
"What do you mean , no queens?! I am ordained by God to be your folksy ruler! I am... hey! You can do that to your queen!"
I'll kick things off with my humble suggestion: