Johnny Noir
- Location
- Montclair, New Jersey, USA
- Birthday
- September 23
- Title
- pulp writer, poet, Nihilist prophet, Neo-Platonist
- Company
- Johnny Noir
- Bio
- You can buy my novels and poetry at lulu.com
MY RECENT POSTS
- There Are No Jews In Heaven
March 12, 2013 03:41PM - Oedipius, Christ & Me
March 11, 2013 06:20PM - Cowboy Blonde
January 31, 2013 11:42AM - My Blind Stepmother
October 20, 2012 09:43PM - Abstract Fucking Expressionism
October 16, 2012 12:29PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks for that. It's
what I keep trying to say but
I get too
apoplectic to
keep…”
July 20, 2012 11:28PM - “Rick Lucke: being gay is
obviously a rational and
logical
choice.
Kidding.”
May 11, 2012 01:20PM - “Legalizing gay marriage
has the same consequence
as
legalizing rape, which
produc…”
May 11, 2012 12:33AM - “Who's imposing their
views on whom? What I see are
bigoted
mobs of radical gays
f…”
May 09, 2012 11:40PM - “I hate Michelle Bachmann
with all my blood, but I am
an
atheist homophobe
because…”
July 15, 2011 01:45AM
Johnny Noir's Links
For He Hath Broken The Gates Of Brass
“For he hath broken the gates of brass, and cut the bars of iron in sunder.”
Hathor, Mistress of the West rose up through the mud,
Clothed in the sun and wearing a cobra skin dress,
She worked on her father’s farm tilling the soil
And had to go the… Read full post »
Megan Smedley

Megan Smedley met Saint Peter barefoot in the desert,
Her toes aflame, rhymes tumbling from her mouth—
Saying Natalie Wood could pass for a Brit under a big sky,
Faceless and shy like Emma, like you, like Donatella Versace,
All the boys want you—… Read full post »
Ugly Girls

If I could list the names of every ugly woman in the world,
It would be longer than the list of the dead and wounded
From every war since the beginning of time—
It would include some of the most desirable women in the world,
Though maybe “desirable” is the wrong word&mda… Read full post »
Russian Girl
ANONYMA
In The Beginning Was The Word

Jesus Christ's Last Words
Eloi! Eloi!
Pugnasty
Whom The Gods Destroy
When A Pretty Girl Farts
Michelle Bachman Is An Enormous Whore
The National Chinese Puppet Theater

Infinite Materialism
I Go To Church On Sundays
I Can Count To Ten All By Myself
Nick The Dick
I was enjoying my suspension, despite its complications. Monday morning I was making breakfast while the girls slept. The phone rang. I answered it, stirring eggs. Captain Palmer came on shouting. He was angry. I was calm. That made him angrier.
"Nick, I suspended you… Read full post »
I Dreamed Of Eugene O’Neill
Protogenoi
"In the beginning, SPIRIT within (spiritus intus)
Strengthens Heaven and Earth,
The watery fields, and the lucid globe of Luna, and then—
Titan stars; and mind (mens) infused through the limbs
Agitates the whole mass,
And mixes… Read full post »
Bob Dylan Meets The Beatles
Not By Human Hands
The Anti-Censor

The poet is the anti-censor
Speaking without quotation marks—
Whose mouth is not his own,
But belongs to the wide world—
Who forms words you dare not say, ever—
Who looks at pictures you cannot see,
Who sees too many… Read full post »
Cubo This Cubo That
The word came and went, just like Modern art, a Jew invented it, we all know—
Dylan continued it, picked up like Christ in the street, drunk again, as usual stumbling along performing miracles—
We all love Nijinsky, we all love fagots, the fat rich ones who can pay
… Read full post »Jennifer Aniston In Bondage
It’s swinging—
She looks so sad, a plain Jane with a face like a midget’s ass
She got back on the train, no one asks a mannequin to explain—
An angel with big feet and a supermodel at the hot spot—
I heard Ashley Tisdale say that first,
She was
… Read full post »Maxzell
No woman could be more perfect than Bettie Page
In her half slip unless her name were Kat Trim,
I don’t know, I’m no seer—
And frankly, my dear, I don’t care
There once a poet named Rimbaud
Who drank too much and threw up… Read full post »
Johnny Noir's Favorites
Updates
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Guest Post: Two Movie Hits and a Miss
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Why Must Justice Require a Born-This-Way Argument?
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The Altars of Untermenschen
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Smack and the Alto Sax
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WANNA FEEL SICK? WATCH THIS CLIP FROM A FILM ABOUT WEATHER, CLIMATE, & GLOBAL WARMING...FROM THE 1950s
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Magical Elves, sparkleponies and other assorted gay shit
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A Weekend At the Movies
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Death Realized
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