Johnny Noir

Johnny Noir
Location
Montclair, New Jersey, USA
Birthday
September 23
Title
pulp writer, poet, Nihilist prophet, Neo-Platonist
Company
Johnny Noir
Bio
You can buy my novels and poetry at lulu.com

MY RECENT POSTS

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“For he hath broken the gates of brass, and cut the bars of iron in sunder.”

Hathor, Mistress of the West rose up through the mud,
Clothed in the sun and wearing a cobra skin dress,
She worked on her father’s farm tilling the soil
And had to go the… Read full post »

MARCH 19, 2011 12:36AM

Megan Smedley

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Megan Smedley met Saint Peter barefoot in the desert,

Her toes aflame, rhymes tumbling from her mouth—

Saying Natalie Wood could pass for a Brit under a big sky,

Faceless and shy like Emma, like you, like Donatella Versace,

All the boys want you—Read full post »

MARCH 15, 2011 8:37PM

Ugly Girls

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If I could list the names of every ugly woman in the world,
It would be longer than the list of the dead and wounded
From every war since the beginning of time—
It would include some of the most desirable women in the world,
Though maybe “desirable” is the wrong word&mda… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 28, 2011 5:15PM

Russian Girl

A Russian girl’s farts smell just like her mother’s,
Old Hannah that gave birth
To seven kids back in the dessert where her ancestors wandered
Bewildered by the hot sun—
Pharaoh’s men on their backs, riding camels into the hot wind—
Old Abe coming home to the tentRead full post »
FEBRUARY 23, 2011 9:27AM

ANONYMA

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A mother’s feet dusty and dirty from walking barefoot in the street;
A teenage girl naked in the mirror
Stops being hot suddenly, in an instant, in the twinkling of an eye;
When chocolate stripes run down her leg like a river—
It’s painful diarrhea broRead full post »
FEBRUARY 10, 2011 12:50PM

In The Beginning Was The Word

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In the Beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God,
And formless and void Jesus moved over the waters
Like Barbie, male and female, like Michelangelo in a silk kimono—
Looking up her dress at her bush, her blue eyes
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FEBRUARY 9, 2011 10:05PM

Jesus Christ's Last Words

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Eloi! Eloi! 

I found your earring on the ground, golden, the street paved with diamonds—
I forgot to tell you how lovely you looked
With your hair down and forgiven, but what will
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FEBRUARY 9, 2011 7:16PM

Eloi! Eloi!

 

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Eloi! Eloi! 

I found your earring on the ground, golden, the street paved with diamonds—
I forgot to tell you how lovely you looked
With your hair down, forgiven, but what will the walkRead full post »
FEBRUARY 5, 2011 11:45AM

Pugnasty

“Of or pertaining to being nasty or disgusting.
A simple mix of pugnacious (meaning aggressive or rough) and nasty.
Only used when something is viciously gross.”
-Urban Dictionary

Time is a gamble—
It gets nasty when the bride is butt ugly and pregnant,
Time is an accident,
Don&r
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FEBRUARY 3, 2011 5:44PM

Whom The Gods Destroy

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Seen and destroyed like old Carthage,
Returned to dust like Roman ruins—
Greek temples have risen and long fallen,
Iraq is a wasteland, Mesopotamia a memory—
These are the “cradles” of civilization, home of the original tribe—
There is no homRead full post »
JANUARY 30, 2011 6:07PM

When A Pretty Girl Farts

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When a pretty girl farts it smells like perfume,
Take a big whiff before running from the room—
Tijuana Lolita ate all the chips,
She’s an ugly little flirt but I’m okay with that—

She took a beefy dump in my cupped hands—
Love made me dream oRead full post »
JANUARY 27, 2011 11:40PM

Michelle Bachman Is An Enormous Whore

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She’s old as dirt, killing cockroaches ‘til it hurts, cockeyed like Michelle Bachmann but not as kinky in the sack—
She’s a pagan goddess Playboy bunny and Republican to boot,
I don’t know why there’s no sun up in the sky—
Anybody IRead full post »
JANUARY 20, 2011 3:37AM

The National Chinese Puppet Theater

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Don’t let yourselves be fooled by The National Chinese Puppet Theater,
They don’t want you to look behind the curtain to see their stingers—
The largest country on earth to evolve up from insects—
Where they eat cats and dogs and
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JANUARY 17, 2011 6:17PM

Infinite Materialism

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Erica’s ass fills my cup as if it were the Holy Grail
And her blood flowing wine, her pheromones' meat in the dark
Like Jesus and her golden feet come walking towards me,
She’s a wonderful woman and I’m the indestructible man,
Her flaxen hair in pig-tails,Read full post »
JANUARY 10, 2011 8:46PM

I Go To Church On Sundays

 

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The human brain is hard-wired for sex and violence—
Love and death, romance and bigotry, call it what you will
When God commanded man to be fruitful and multiply
He also commanded him to kill—
 It’s not an addiction or a bad habit one can kick&Read full post »
JANUARY 7, 2011 8:22PM

I Can Count To Ten All By Myself

—I can count to ten all by myself,
I can say ‘ass’, ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ too—
I’m all grown up—
I can fuck girls and drink—
Hell, I can fuck boys too—
But I’ve been doing that all my life,
It’s not an achievement
JANUARY 4, 2011 1:05PM

Nick The Dick

 

I was enjoying my suspension, despite its complications. Monday morning I was making breakfast while the girls slept. The phone rang. I answered it, stirring eggs. Captain Palmer came on shouting. He was angry. I was calm. That made him angrier.

 "Nick, I suspended youRead full post »

DECEMBER 31, 2010 5:52AM

I Dreamed Of Eugene O’Neill

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The hole in the silver coin is where the wind comes in,
Water falling into the breach—
The sound of voices shouting from the other room comes to me in my sleep in fits—
But who is that girl I like so much, just like I like candy—Read full post »
DECEMBER 29, 2010 3:43PM

Protogenoi

 

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"In the beginning, SPIRIT within (spiritus intus) 

Strengthens Heaven and Earth,

The watery fields, and the lucid globe of Luna, and then—

Titan stars; and mind (mens) infused through the limbs

Agitates the whole mass, 

And mixesRead full post »

DECEMBER 29, 2010 1:34PM

Bob Dylan Meets The Beatles

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Three eyed Rebecca stares at the wall
Wanting to make love like Ginger Rogers,
Spinning, driving me crazy—
Ginger is no Betty Furness,
Thin as a stick, willing to get tied up,
Maybe burnt with a lit cigarette—
High on coke Freud snatched a baby
From its crib andRead full post »
DECEMBER 21, 2010 11:08AM

Not By Human Hands

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The Messiah comes with a thrill
Castle and damsel eating charcoal—
The three of them wandering endlessly,
Heedlessly toward the ever present apple trees
Growing in the green field,
Not made by human hands—
A decent thrill is hard to come by—
Dreaming of fiRead full post »
DECEMBER 17, 2010 3:46PM

The Anti-Censor

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The poet is the anti-censor

Speaking without quotation marks—

Whose mouth is not his own,

But belongs to the wide world—

Who forms words you dare not say, ever—

Who looks at pictures you cannot see,

Who sees too many… Read full post »

DECEMBER 16, 2010 2:53PM

Cubo This Cubo That

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The word came and went, just like Modern art, a Jew invented it, we all know—

Dylan continued it, picked up like Christ in the street, drunk again, as usual stumbling along performing miracles—

We all love Nijinsky, we all love fagots, the fat rich ones who can pay

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DECEMBER 16, 2010 11:51AM

Jennifer Aniston In Bondage

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It’s swinging—

She looks so sad, a plain Jane with a face like a midget’s ass

She got back on the train, no one asks a mannequin to explain—

An angel with big feet and a supermodel at the hot spot—

I heard Ashley Tisdale say that first,

She was

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DECEMBER 13, 2010 12:57AM

Maxzell

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No woman could be more perfect than Bettie Page

In her half slip unless her name were Kat Trim,

I don’t know, I’m no seer—

And frankly, my dear, I don’t care

There once a poet named Rimbaud

Who drank too much and threw upRead full post »