Johnny Noir
- Location
- Montclair, New Jersey, USA
- Birthday
- September 23
- Title
- pulp writer, poet, Nihilist prophet, Neo-Platonist
- Company
- Johnny Noir
- Bio
- You can buy my novels and poetry at lulu.com
MY RECENT POSTS
- There Are No Jews In Heaven
March 12, 2013 03:41PM - Oedipius, Christ & Me
March 11, 2013 06:20PM - Cowboy Blonde
January 31, 2013 11:42AM - My Blind Stepmother
October 20, 2012 09:43PM - Abstract Fucking Expressionism
October 16, 2012 12:29PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks for that. It's
what I keep trying to say but
I get too
apoplectic to
keep…”
July 20, 2012 11:28PM - “Rick Lucke: being gay is
obviously a rational and
logical
choice.
Kidding.”
May 11, 2012 01:20PM - “Legalizing gay marriage
has the same consequence
as
legalizing rape, which
produc…”
May 11, 2012 12:33AM - “Who's imposing their
views on whom? What I see are
bigoted
mobs of radical gays
f…”
May 09, 2012 11:40PM - “I hate Michelle Bachmann
with all my blood, but I am
an
atheist homophobe
because…”
July 15, 2011 01:45AM
Johnny Noir's Links
There Are No Jews In Heaven
Richard Wagner assured me there would be no Jews there either—
I’ve never met a Jewish woman I would describe as heavenly,
Though I have loved many and still do, but they will not be
Waiting in heaven when the Christians arrive,
Will th/… Read full post »
Oedipius, Christ & Me
Laius, in Greek Mythology a king of Thebes, the father of Oedipus and husband of Jocasta.
Jocasta, in Greek Mythology a Theban woman, the wife of Laius and mother and later wife of Oedipus.
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
My… Read full post »
Cowboy Blonde
My Blind Stepmother
THe other night my blind stepmother was making such a disturbing
racket
masturbating that I walked in and slapped the dildo right out of
her hand—
And when I caught my stepmother fucking some strange fisherman
I knocked her glasses off and since I didn’t know else what
to do so
I came in her/… Read full post »
Abstract Fucking Expressionism
In Pyongyang we kick dead whores when they’re facedown in the
gutter after the rain and the parade when the girls wring out their
burlap panties when TS Eliot dated twins
Walking them home along lonely London streets
Where Gotlieb got his start as a painter
And Neuroscience was born… Read full post »
Oedipal Pinup
When all is destroyed, what remains will be perfect—
White women taste like chicken,
Pot bellied and drunk on cheap wine and gin,
Barefoot, pregnant, hit by a speeding police car,
In a perpetual state of half-sleep,
Joyce and Eliot Pre-code and pornographic
Inventing the dark joy of uni… Read full post »
Ugly Girls Never Confess
Who Is The Most Beautiful Jewish Woman In The World?
Everyone knows full well that Jewish women are not beautiful in
any way, yet with that in mind, I ask, who is the most beautiful
Jewish woman in the world—
The answer comes back resoundingly: there is not one, so we know
the book of Esther is a lie, a fairy tale… Read full post »
I Want To Be The Man Who Comes In Cindy Sherman’s Mouth
I Dreamt Her Body Was The Crimean War
Apotheosis
Cynthia
The Amish Prostitute
Free form open verse
structure: beauty plus chaos equals
infinity, past and future, I don’t hate you
because you’re ugly; I hate you because you’re human
and so am I unfortunately, wouldn’t we all like to be
subatomic particles such as those they can never find
and… Read full post »
My Satanic Muses
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I dream of your skull while your love unfolds,
Put your shit in a box and mail it to my address—
I’m dreaming you are an Asian girl with 38DDs,
She doesn’t need a soul to come with me to the bottom of the earth—
Your face reminding me of raunchy cartoons I drew/
… Read full post »
The Sounds Of The Streets
I felt like I was in a box, and the box felt like solid steel. I tore open another bag, cooked it up methodically and shot it into the collapsing vein. I waited for the inevitable feeling, the sunlight behind my eyes. My body walked slowly out of its living grave,… Read full post »
Epistle To Megan
Megan, a prophet walks the hot red sand searching for wild peyote,
The world turning inside out and upside down he doesn’t pretend to know what it’s all about as he waits for the Wall Street demonstrators to do battle with the Tea Party with pitchforks and pepper spray,… Read full post »
Everything Sweet & Good
Some day we will all travel back in time and seduce our mothers who were odd even Before the Sons of God fell from the golden sky
Looking for something sweet and now we know
Thanks to CGI and CAD, MRI, Forensic history, forensic evolution,
Prenatal… Read full post »
Doctor Drake, Meet Rupert Murdoch
Murdoch greeted Drake, Sophie and Coulter outside his office and shook the doc’s hand vigorously, inviting them inside. Murdoch was a spry old coot in a turtleneck and thick glasses. He looked over Sophie and licked his lips, offering her a seat. Drake/… Read full post »
From The Confessions Of A Mad Detective
Special Agents Reed and Callas had left the city and were on the New Jersey Turnpike when Callas flipped on the radio. It was an all talk station and there was a show in progress. The photographer ‘Flash’ Hobson was being interviewed by the female host, whom seemed engrossed and inquisiti… Read full post »
Kristina
When the sun came out Kristina was set afire
In her white spider filled dreams of religion,
She set off on a quest and never returned—
Too humbled, white spiders crawling up her arms,
Biting her legs until they bleed fire,
Her crystal… Read full post »
Pulp fiction has given us some of the best writing of the 20th century: Hammett, Chandler, Spillane, and Lovecraft. Even Tennessee Williams and Faulkner admired the form. Bradbury, Hubbard, Asimov, Dick, etc. are all honored alum of classic newsstand pulp fiction. This is not writ… Read full post »
Cemeteryville
She was already hot and cool. She had shades on and I was looking her over to see what I could find. I was looking really hard.
"See something you like?" she said.
I said, "Sure," and walked over to her. I've got balls like any other/… Read full post »
Sleeping On Pins
My name is John Okinawa. I’m a cop. My father was a Jap, so I guess that makes me a son of a bitch. I smoke too much, drink too much and cheat on my wife. My mistress is a junky, I have no friends and my daughter is a whore.… Read full post »
Epinoia
All Knowledge Comes With Time
All knowledge comes with time,
For one cannot know in an instant
What has taken great minds years to accrue—
Like a fat girl in fishnets with a cigarette
And a miniskirt blowing in the breeze,
Love doesn’t mean anything—
There’s enough love and ugly people
To go… Read full post »
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Updates
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Pigeons Have Copied Your Brain
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My Contenders for the Song of the Summer 2013
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GOP Still Liz Cheney's Party
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Lost city around Angkor Temples found
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Jesus-Stories that Didn't Make the Cut
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Four Years Later
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I MADE YOU A CHILDREN'S MAZE GAME NOT FOR CHILDREN: "TRIP THROUGH ACIDLAND"
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Why the NSA? Look to Brazil right now
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