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Jonathan Wolfman

Jonathan Wolfman
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Maryland, Northwest of The District,
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January 26
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AUGUST 11, 2012 5:34PM

ALTERED: Time to Come Cleanings

Rate: 20 Flag

 

 

     This is a listings of not only not my very own sigatured alters, here, but of my real sutured birthed names, names my parentheseses gaven me at a variety of Jewish and Simian ceremonials of birtheds, but also or wellian numbers of namenklatchers numbers of whoms I have used up herein written under over the dozen or so years I have been writing at this sigh. 

     I am sure you have seed them in time of times and I am sore you will admissioning that these fooled over many of you under the yearlings.

   

-1  Jonathan Wolfman

-1b  Elke Sommer Reign

-2   Nancy Kerrigan

-3  Horace Greely

-3a  The Chief Rabbi of Little Habaniola   

-4 Jonathan Wolffmann

-5  Matthew Proust   (where do the time goes to be lost?)

-6  Simone Signoret

-6a  Yohan Vulfmann 

-7 Bugsy

-7a  Father Jonathan Lewis Wolfman, S.J.   (Society of Jesus)

-8  WhatIsHappening, Mo?

-9 The Shining Ko Ko Bop

-10  Porter Wagoner

-10a  Sister Johanna Lois Wolfman, (S.L.H.M.)  Sisters of Lord Have Mercy

-11 Sylvia Plathtique

-12  Sir Paul McWolfman

-13  Donna Reed

-14  Marvin Haigler

-15  Maurice Chevaliers  (you don't pronunciate the finalizing 's')

-16  WallaceAwGeeMomCleaver

-16a  Chapz

-17  Carmen Miranda

-18  The Chief Rabbi of the Saudi Oil Fields

-20  Free Willie Wasserstein, National Orca of OrcaStan

 

Note:  Alter # 19 is secreted. 

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These are my real names and all have my social security numberings.
The squad is on the way!
I have only one nom de plume. It is just enough. Literally.
I don't get this post. Is it supposed to be humorous?
So enlighten me then. If not humorous what is your message or point? I am really clueless here. Thanks.
Jon:grif no
grif yes?

Rated for humour...no???...yes!!!
Grif honestly, it is some humor, given a dust-up here earlier over writeers using 'alter-names' in order, for instance, to give themselves numerous rates and/or attack others w some measure of impunity.
Got it. Thanks.

grif- aka grif
I was told that Bud was one of your alters...
See...they were after you even before we were formally introduced.
I am Golda Meir.
Actually, Jonathan, you are really me, in drag. But, if you are going to bother to cross dress, you deserve an alternate identity. If you go for the full operation...
Ori I'll give it consideration.
I grew up under a different name and the entire family changed its name to Sand at the instigation of my brother who justifiably complained the original was frequently misspelled. Since, like most people who have a strong attachment for their names, I had a weird feeling of something vital lost but discovered that a name, which is an arbitrary vocal, had little to do with the cell colony which was more essentially me and I was prompted more to identify with the reality which is a largely unknown quantity and quality, even to me. The idea of camouflaging myself under pseudonyms never appealed to me and perhaps I have been lucky in not having problems. If I make strong public statements I am intrigued by reactions and try to respond appropriately. I am not afraid of criticism and sometimes find it very useful for my own re-evaluation. Open vituperation mostly merely disqualifies the vituperator from serious concern and can be great fun for a proper response.
Jan you're quite right.
Okay, okay. I am really Lena Horne and I am dead. Carry on...
Lezlie and I'm Tom Lehrer... . :)
Lez, For a dead lady you really bring things alive! I always wanted to be someone but I can't recall who.....what was the topic?
I'm Wally Cleaver!! Nice to meetcha!! :D
Nom Tink. You're Eddie.
I don't know Jon...what topic?
TME You are taking advantageousness of my simplicitous personalities.
Sorry...take your time..I promise to listen to all 19 personnas one at a time. ;-) Anyway...ty for lightening the mood before I head off to finish up my nightly daughterly duties.
vote early and often-I think Donna Reed would by a registered (R)
Whatever this is - it's not good for my dementia! Oh, you forgot Wolfman Jack! R
I might be Eddie too. I forget the password to that one though, so...:D

(I'm also the Beaver. Giggle!! Sorry, I mean, ~serious face~)
U erthlings r very strange we sirius b-ings R clones - all have same name.
GORLOCKNESS!!! Where have you been? It's been years it seems!! I was "escorted" by a friend of yours the other to their planet. Garnet784 says hello!!! Well, more like, IPCA NA TAY!!!
My mother called me Sarah Bernhardt!
The Flying Nun and Leslie Caron both approve this message.
I continue to be baffled... I post, some people read and rate, almost no one takes offense... I'm occasionally recognized with a Reader's Pick, but so far the Ed-i-Tors have found little or nothing of merit in any of my posts. I am one and only one and can see no purpose in being anything other.
I know who number 19 is, but I was sworn to secrecy too. Good one, Jon. R
WHAT??? Very confusing...but you left it so you must have really meant to put "seed" right? Sorry, haven't been on here in a while...must be loosing it.
I'll be getting back to you on this Carmen.

Rated...
good one JW.....whole thing was/is silly and amusing,but WTF,nuttin else to do today....
R
Great. I don't even know your real name and now I don't even know WTF your post means. Just don't call me late for supper. ;)