Some years ago and on a lark, I sent ten bucks to a California-based church and in ten days received my Doctor of Divinity Degree. It hangs framed, proudly overlooking my study. I may perform weddings, bat mitzvahs, baptisms, communions, voo-doo, last rites.
(This church is pretty flexible.)
I'm told there's even some alchemic formula -- mine for an additional fee -- through which I may deduct part of my rent if I conduct intimate ceremonies in
See: you may have heard of the cozy digs and living arrangements at a former Convent, DC's C Street Center where numbers of evangelical Christian Congressmen and Senators...ah...mingle. Nevada ex-Senator John Ensign frequented the pad prior to his resignation in a philandering and $$ scandal two years back. In fact, you would have had no chance of hearing of the C Street home unless several of its residents hadn't been snatched up in numbers of sex scandals in the past few years, including former South Carolina Governor,
Mark
'With-Argentina-I'm-So-Weary-&-Weepy-In-Love-Oh-Snap!-I-Guess-I-Won't-Be-President-Now'
Sanford.
I've no issue with Senators and Congressmen sharing town-homes-away-from-home -- that's common. And if they share the same religious passions (in addition to their more earthy ones), who am I to object?
C Street Center
Yet I do question, and so should you, not their religion, not their living arrangement, and not their choices of women who aren't their wives. For all I care they can have a spirited interest in the Baboon House at the DC Zoo.
But their impious interest in my dough? That's a problem.
For years this C Street Center has enjoyed tax-free status masquerading as a church, receiving the perks a legitimate church gets--that is, it gets my money and your money in the form of a pretty substantial tax break. And a coalition of mainline ministers are so angry, so embarrassed, it has been demanding the fraud end. The mainstream ministers say that, far from being a church, even if there is daily prayer and some wayward congressional soul-searching, the house is far more a club for powerful (if often backsliding) men.
C Street does not teach the public, as a church does, nor does it have the internal structure of a church. There is nothing vaguely like a church leadership there. (There isn't even a choir -- though there may be choir boys.)
It also, because it has IRS church-designation, doesn't have to open its books. Ever.
Its donations and support are secret, whether its tithings (and rents) come from sincere individuals or, say, from corporations or individuals with a sincere interest in, say...legislation.
The mainline ministers who want C Street's tax-free status ended are right. The IRS should pounce on this scam as it does any flim-flam.
Just leave My Sincere Ordination the hell alone.


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Tax!
Spirituality is different. It's Mystique.
Honest.
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That's not easy to explain. It's Light.
Dark?
Hamartia is to aim at deceit. Ruins.
Huh.
Some humans change into bad Beast.
Oy!
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I wear a new T- shirt. Medicated. Why?
Take Rx Pharm drugs for Ya Protection?
I read that on a weary young Vets T- shirt.
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I am medicated for your protection. Smile.
He was a returning sad-war Afghan Veteran.
I (still) get asked by locos to give my advice.
I say we are wounded from war. Take Care.
There are Good "crazies" and Evil crazies.
I can't catchup on my rest. I need breakfast.
Religious nuts go run for political positions.
Then - Fox bobble-heads show how ill um is.
Political "know-it-all" 'ought' to wear T- shirt.
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It reads . . .
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I GOT ISSUES.
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I'd rather Open a shop.
3-bullies Sub Shop stop.
Delighted to learn? Nuns.
Three former Nuns run.
They run a Submarine.
They hate strife too.
They discern fox.
Nuns giggle like?
Pretty red hen.
Fox no none?
Fox chew On?
Old farm boot.
No eat shoes?
Cook tongue.
Talk all day?
No. Shush.
Wag tongue.
Eat red beets.
You get red.
Red tongue.
Politico's?
They sip.
Oy Blood.
Ay Homer.
He say that.
I agree too.
R.
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
Assuming you've read the original Horton articles on C Street & their Ugandan involvement. I'm sure he's published them beyond Harper's. Let me know if you want them. (Beginning to sound like the Haper's pimp. It is an excellent magazine, though and a subscription is quite reasonable. I like to support them.)
I say, FINE 'em and embarrass them into doing right.
R
What Constitution?
Churches could be taxed and some have been advocating that for a long time. While it could be interpreted both ways if the SC made an arbitrary ruling, taxing a church wouldn't be a law made "respecting" ie.- deferential to -- an establishment of religion. If taxed like all other corporate entities, the law wouldn't be deferential.
Madison gives some support to that idea, believing neither secular nor ecclesiastical corporations should be allowed to aggregate great wealth and power. Taxing could accomplish that.
@Chris--THAT Constitution.