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JUNE 14, 2012 6:36AM

Why You're Paying My Taxes

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     Some years ago and on a lark, I sent ten bucks to a California-based church and in ten days received my Doctor of Divinity Degree. It hangs  framed, proudly overlooking my study. I may perform weddings, bat mitzvahs, baptisms, communions, voo-doo, last rites.

                            (This church is pretty flexible.)

     I'm told there's even some alchemic formula -- mine for an additional fee -- through which I may deduct part of my rent if I conduct intimate ceremonies in

 
                                          My Rectory.
 
     Why am I moved to reveal my spiritual entrails?
    
     Because you're now going to pay my taxes. (Thank you!)

     See:  you may have heard of the cozy digs and living arrangements at a former Convent, DC's C Street Center where numbers of evangelical Christian Congressmen and Senators...ah...mingle. Nevada ex-Senator John Ensign frequented the pad prior to his resignation in a philandering and $$ scandal two years back. In fact, you would have had no chance of hearing of the C Street home unless several of its residents hadn't been snatched up in numbers of sex scandals in the past few years, including former South Carolina Governor,

                                   Mark

'With-Argentina-I'm-So-Weary-&-Weepy-In-Love-Oh-Snap!-I-Guess-I-Won't-Be-President-Now'

                                   Sanford.

     I've no issue with Senators and Congressmen sharing town-homes-away-from-home -- that's common. And if they share the same religious passions (in addition to their more earthy ones), who am I to object?

 

    C Street Center

 

     Yet I do question, and so should you, not their religion, not  their living arrangement, and not their choices of women who aren't their wives. For all I care they can have a spirited  interest in the Baboon House at the DC Zoo.

     But their impious interest in my dough? That's a problem.

        For years this C Street Center has enjoyed tax-free status masquerading as a church, receiving the perks a legitimate church gets--that is, it gets my money and your money in the form of a pretty substantial tax break. And a coalition of mainline ministers are so angry, so embarrassed, it has been demanding the fraud end. The mainstream ministers say that, far from being a church, even if there is daily prayer and some wayward congressional soul-searching, the house is far more a club for powerful (if often backsliding) men.

     C Street does not teach the public, as a church does, nor does it have the internal structure of a church. There is nothing vaguely like a church leadership there. (There isn't even a choir -- though there may be choir boys.)

     It also, because it has IRS church-designation, doesn't have to open its books. Ever.

     Its donations and support are secret, whether its tithings (and rents) come from sincere individuals or, say, from corporations or individuals with a sincere interest in, say...legislation.

   The mainline ministers who want C Street's tax-free status ended are right. The IRS should pounce on this scam as it does any flim-flam.

     Just leave My Sincere Ordination the hell alone.

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Needless to say, some think real religious institutions oughta be taxed...I don't think that's a good idea -- I'll write abt why soon enough.
Institutions are a bunch of Quacks.
Tax!
Spirituality is different. It's Mystique.
Honest.
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That's not easy to explain. It's Light.
Dark?
Hamartia is to aim at deceit. Ruins.
Huh.
Some humans change into bad Beast.
Oy!
`
I wear a new T- shirt. Medicated. Why?
Take Rx Pharm drugs for Ya Protection?
I read that on a weary young Vets T- shirt.
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I am medicated for your protection. Smile.
He was a returning sad-war Afghan Veteran.
I (still) get asked by locos to give my advice.

I say we are wounded from war. Take Care.
There are Good "crazies" and Evil crazies.

I can't catchup on my rest. I need breakfast.
Religious nuts go run for political positions.
Then - Fox bobble-heads show how ill um is.
Political "know-it-all" 'ought' to wear T- shirt.
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It reads . . .
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I GOT ISSUES.
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I'd rather Open a shop.
3-bullies Sub Shop stop.
Delighted to learn? Nuns.
Three former Nuns run.
They run a Submarine.
They hate strife too.
They discern fox.
Nuns giggle like?
Pretty red hen.
Fox no none?
Fox chew On?
Old farm boot.
No eat shoes?
Cook tongue.
Talk all day?
No. Shush.
Wag tongue.
Eat red beets.
You get red.
Red tongue.
Politico's?
They sip.
Oy Blood.
Ay Homer.
He say that.
I agree too.
If this was a central inspiration for my general feelings about US government polices I would feel rather happy about the USA. Unfortunately...
thanks Jonathan, for informing me on these kind of things
Elkejar!! :) any time!
religious scams are every bit as thick as political ones....another facet of the status quo.....
R.
Steel yes still thanks for paying!
I think religious institutions ought to dismantle themselves and that spiritual leaders should be humble and poor and teach by example. Materialism distracts from the heart.
Loved this. I think I need a Doctor of Divinity too. Then maybe I should make a non profit and use that to avoid taxes. Could be fun!!!
If it were up to me all churches and religious institutions would pay the same taxes as any other business... but then they'd hire lobbyists and start pushing for government contracts and subsidies.
Matt I agree. You'll love my post tomorrow, then. :)
Sheila we could call ours the Church of the Blog
Wasn't jmac being facetious? They already have lobbies, gov't contracts, and subsidies.
Phyllis were we to tax churches , imo, our mess would be larger than it is
I think all churches should have to pay taxes. Many of them, like the Scientologists, are outright cons and I resent their unwarranted tax deductions...
Ya know I have one of those things too. I got it to perform hippie weddings. I never thought of holding services for tax incentives. Damn!
I agree and also used to have a degree.. maybe we could offer a 2 for 1 special.???
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
bobot a whole new world!
frank i think it's worse than the cure
Completely agree with you, especially with the tone you have used to express this nonsense - it is a welcome change to smile through the revelation of offences instead of despairing. C St should at least give themselves a more honest name, like The Holi House of Penetrating Wisdom (uncourtesy of our neighbours).
"No" to religious organisations paying taxes. A few bad apples shouldn't ruin it for all. And religion should not be run as biz (even though some do very profitably) - taxes would likely kill the more genuine ones without really hurting the scams. OK, maybe tax laws for religious organisations should kick in when they start to roll in money... Trouble is we cannot trust government to stop there - yeah, big mess!
Jon, would you share the website? I think I need a retirement career. Certainly it's The American Way to monetize a divinity degree.

Assuming you've read the original Horton articles on C Street & their Ugandan involvement. I'm sure he's published them beyond Harper's. Let me know if you want them. (Beginning to sound like the Haper's pimp. It is an excellent magazine, though and a subscription is quite reasonable. I like to support them.)
What the heck kinda intimate ceremonies do you perform in your rectory? Sounds naughty to me!!!!
And by "Horton" I meant "Sharlet".
Maria yes my general point would be that strict separation protects the non-religious and the religious.
Cred sure, PM me the url. :)
cc at least someone caught the line :)
Isn't there a law preventing churches from engaging in political activity? This would seems to skirt pretty close.
jls it sure does tho my guess is the residents and visitors would make the claim that what they do as t their jobs is separate and distinct from the function of C Street itself. And yes, a real skirting and really close.
These cads don't need another tax break.
I say, FINE 'em and embarrass them into doing right.
R
Ah yes, the very place made famous in Jeff Sharlet's book, "The Family," a must-read for every budding religious charlatan, and those who track them down.
I agree with you, my fellow traveler! R
Well, this obviously ISN'T a religious organization and should pay taxes. I think ALL religious organizations, AND universities, should be taxed! When I worked at George Washington University, they used their tax-free income to build a huge shopping/office center, which they lease out to law firms and such. They desperately need student housing, but they don't build any! Tax em!
It's amazing how little is mentioned here among the commenters about the First Amendment. . . . In fact, it appears not mentioned at all; nor is 'freedom'. 'Religion is mentioned twice in relation to being taxed as a business.

What Constitution?
I can understand churches getting some tax break to the extent that their activities constitute charitable works. I don't agree with blanket exemptions but is there any constitutional barrier to them being taxed? That C Street operation sounds like a scam so sic the hounds on them.
Unfortunately it's only the tip of the iceberg. The bottom line is to get money out of politics, period. It should be about votes, not who has the most money to buy votes.
Abra,
Churches could be taxed and some have been advocating that for a long time. While it could be interpreted both ways if the SC made an arbitrary ruling, taxing a church wouldn't be a law made "respecting" ie.- deferential to -- an establishment of religion. If taxed like all other corporate entities, the law wouldn't be deferential.

Madison gives some support to that idea, believing neither secular nor ecclesiastical corporations should be allowed to aggregate great wealth and power. Taxing could accomplish that.

@Chris--THAT Constitution.
I get really frustrated by this lack of clarity concerning tax-exempt religious institutions. I wrote a post about it a couple weeks back; my parents have always, no matter how hard times were, paid 10% of their income to the Mormon Church. And the Mormon Church not only refuses to release their financial reports to members, they have also just spent $5 billion dollars building a mall in downtown Salt Lake City. Frustrates me to no end.