jlsathre

jlsathre
Location
Illinois,
Birthday
July 30
Bio
I'm a lawyer in my past life, who got the kids through college and decided to try something different and a little more fun. A used book store sounded like a good idea, so that's where I am for now. I just hadn't counted on a recession or E-readers and am a little afraid there's going to be a third act. In the meantime, I have plenty to read and a little time to write. Not a bad way to spend a day.

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AUGUST 15, 2012 10:19AM

Guns in the Neighborhood

 

                                               

"West Cabanne Place is in the 5900 and 6000 block of Cabanne Ave, at the end of a grim, gray street where theRead full post »

1. The question mark does not always go inside the quotation marks. So much for a sure thing.

2. There are actually only three people here, with a lot of different alters. This discovery is the reason for the rumors of its demise. However, they can't close until they figure out… Read full post »

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AUGUST 7, 2012 10:22AM

Cleaning Out My Memory

 

I'll be talking to my daughter, and we'll be having a nice conversation, and then she'll ask me what I did yesterday.

Yesterday? I have no clue what I did yesterday.

But when I was six we went to Santa Claus, Indiana and rode the....Damn! What's the word I'm looking… Read full post »

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AUGUST 3, 2012 11:34AM

Peeing In a Bookstore

It's been a little lonely in the bookstore these days. Not because of the lack of customers, but because my landlord instituted a "no dog" rule and my store dog is now relegated to doing his reading at home.

I used to joke that more customers knew his name than … Read full post »

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JULY 30, 2012 9:23AM

FWIW, I H8 Acronyms

All the acronyms, or Urban Slang, or Tweetspeak, or whatever you want to call them are driving me crazy. I can't keep them straight and, whenever I come across one, I find myself in a place far away from wherever the person was trying to take me. 

Because, I'm sorry, but… Read full post »

JULY 26, 2012 10:01AM

Hot Books In a Bookstore

 

Fifty Shades of Grey is currently hot. The newest James Patterson book is always hot. For reasons I don't fully understand, Amish romances continue to be hot. And for six long weeks this summer, every book in my store was hot. Not because of a sudden rush of customers, but… Read full post »

JULY 23, 2012 1:14PM

Watching a Marathon

 

I watched a little of the Illinois Marathon that passed by my apartment a few weeks ago. For some reason, I had always thought that everyone ran in a marathon, but appparently I was wrong. For the short time I watched, rather late in the race, most runners were… Read full post »

JULY 18, 2012 10:16AM

I Wish I Hadn't Said That

I'll make a quick comment on Facebook, or OS, or to a group and then, just as quickly, realize that I want to take it back. That it doesn't read like it was intended. That it sounds dismissive instead of funny. That it sounds smug instead of caring. I want to… Read full post »

JULY 14, 2012 11:39AM

The Road Home

I drive across the plains of Illinois from the medium size college town where I now live to the smaller one where I grew up. About seventy miles--a few of them on interstate highway, but most on two lane state roads through other small towns that announce their presence with tall… Read full post »

JULY 12, 2012 12:17PM

Hard Hats For America--Open Call

 

                         hard hat 2

In May of 1970, there was a Hard Hats riot in New York City where construction workers marched in support of the Vietnam war and in oppostion to anti-war protestors marching against the shootings… Read full post »

JULY 11, 2012 12:48PM

No Books for Ida

She's well into her 80's and arrives at my used bookstore every two or three weeks with her caretaker who helps her out of the car, opens the door for her, and settles her in a chair, where she takes her time picking out a dozen or so books to get… Read full post »

                    handwriting

I'm not sure when I noticed it, but our handwriting is almost identical. A sloppy mixture of cursive and block letters that don't follow any of the rules that were drilled into us in third and fourth grade.… Read full post »

There was a time when I was busy. With two young daughters, a full time job and no husband, there was seldom a time when something wasn't getting done. Trash out on Tuesday, softball games on Saturday, Volleyball on Tuesday, homework to monitor, yards to mow, overflowing laundry baskets, shopping car… Read full post »

JULY 3, 2012 10:15AM

Feeding Chickens With Grandpa

 

Every day during our annual summer vacation, Grandpa and I would fill a bucket with feed and throw it by the handful to the chickens in the wire enclosed pen in the back yard . I'm not sure why he had chickens. He didn't live on a farm and I… Read full post »

JUNE 30, 2012 12:37PM

Open Call: My Final Tweet

 

 

          Quick! Go get my book! Read me the last page! Read full post »

JUNE 29, 2012 9:13AM

I Went Viral

 

(I wrote this several months ago for a blog my sister and I have, where

we post family related pieces for a very small audience. Sometimes

I cross post and occasionally, like yesterday, I post something on Open

Salon that's me

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JUNE 25, 2012 10:55AM

Getting Tipped In a Bookstore

He comes in most days after school. And in the summer, one or two days a week. I think his mom sets a limit. He's a quiet boy and would follow her rules.

Sometimes he comes alone, but often he brings friends and shows them where the comics are. And the… Read full post »

 
(This was my second post on OS and was in response to an Open Call about your favorite bookstore.) 
 
When I opened a used bookstore five years ago, I discovered some pet peeves I didn't know I had: dog-eared pages, books with writing in them, missing dust jackets,
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JUNE 19, 2012 10:16AM

Clear the Courtroom!

 

I had just graduated from law school and was in Chicago studying for the Bar Exam that I was scheduled to take at the end of summer. Somewhere in the near South Side I made a rolling stop or ran a red light or forgot to use the turn signal… Read full post »

JUNE 16, 2012 8:39AM

Just Like Dad

I'm a lot like my mom--small boned, more likely to walk out of groups than into them, and a little too quick to find something about my life that I'm dissatisfied with. 

My dad, on the other hand, was portly, a people person, and completely content with all… Read full post »

JUNE 14, 2012 12:41PM

Airplane Streams and Dreams

                       

 I walked out into a perfect day yesterday. No clouds in sight, a light breeze ruffling the leaves of slender flowers, mid-70's temperature, and two white airplane streams hanging almost directly abo… Read full post »

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JUNE 11, 2012 10:32AM

When the Words Are Gone

"Yes, ma'am."

"No, ma'am."

They were his random responses to all questions.

He was not a Southern gentleman, and they were odd couplets of words to be the only ones left that he could retrieve. We couldn't remember him ever saying either one.

Speech aphasia, they told us after… Read full post »

JUNE 9, 2012 5:32PM

Spambo's Coming!

 

                                                                      Relax.

&n… Read full post »

JUNE 6, 2012 11:05AM

The Woman Who Quit Bookstores

 

As soon as she walks in the door, she tells me that I have even more books than last time.

I tell her it's because she's not reading fast enough.

She laughs, even though we have this exchange every time.

There's little mystery about her. She's a retired high… Read full post »

JUNE 3, 2012 7:16PM

Family Vacations

 
 
                           Howard Johnson's Restaurant 
 
Every summer when I was growing up, we packed the car before daybreak and headed south for a week long family vacation. Dad spent most of the week getting too many… Read full post »