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Jeremiah Horrigan

Jeremiah Horrigan
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Former Knight of the Altar, St. Martin's parish in South Buffalo, NY. Old enough to remember ducking-and-covering from the nukes that Sister Jeanne assured us were coming our way, defending Santa Claus until age 10, hating playing sports, wanting to fly, escaping to Westchester County for three years, re-escaping to Buffalo for most of high school, escaping to Fordham U long enough to drop out, escaping school, getting political, getting arrested, getting tried, convicted and released for crimes against the draft. Husband to Patty, father to Grady and Annie. Housepainter, cab driver, idiot, then newspaper reporter in Poughkeepsie, years of freelancing (Sports Illustrated, New York Times, Negligent Mother Magazine) and shameful indulgence, followed finally by 18 more years of reporting, column-writing, some awards, discoveries large and small along the way, including these: Sister Jeanne was full of beans, writing is good for the soul and I'm the luckiest man alive.

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JUNE 25, 2012 9:26PM

My Kingdom and Welcome to It

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The kingdom I grew up in ran only a few blocks in either direction from its secret epicenter, the kelly-green Cape Cod at 98 Turner Street, St.Martin’s parish, Buffalo, N.Y.

Scattered elsewhere around the neighborhood – I didn’t know it was a kingdom then — stood the parish’s three principle structures. There was the dank, grotto-like Old Church (its walls smelling of frankincense and what I imagined to be an air of holiness). Across the street, the shiny New Church (whose cornerstone read "1960" and whose interior smelled of nothing stronger or holier than Pine-Sol). And across the road again, the blond-brick Elementary School, where we children were held hostage nine months out of the year by fearsome, black-robed creatures who were neither man nor woman.

Clustered within a few blocks of each other were the friendly outposts of Fitzgerald’s Delicatessen, home of Red Hot Dollars, Jaw-Breakers, foot-long pretzel sticks that stood in a plastic humidor and three racks of comic books. Just a house away (a “house” being a common measure of almost mathematical precision, given the grid of streets and identical lot sizes the parish encompassed) was the tiny white cottage where my grandmother taught me the lessons of baking and eating bread. Then, two blocks away, the real cathedral of my kingdom, the sticky-sweet darkness of Dipson’s Abbott Theater, where the great actors of the age – Kerwin Matthews, Richard Carlson, John Agar – stole me onboard shipwrecks and rocketships most every Saturday afternoon. Then, doubling back toward home, past the hobby shop and the doomed Italian deli, past two supermarkets comprising the L.B. Smith Shopping Plaza stood The Field, where springtime pollywog ponds turned in summer’s heat to stony, weed-strewn desert. At the center of The Field stood a ten-foot-high, skinless, limbless corpse of a blighted elm that stood white as an alabaster statue against a sky that seemed always cerulean blue, and cloudless.

And finally, just behind and bordering The Field lay the close-packed Cape Cods, brick bungalows and cottages where kids named Pat and Randy and Dennis and Mike and the Twinnies and the Corcorans all lived, the Hobbit-sized denizens of the kingdom in which I grew up.

There were also kids named Judy and Donna and Karen and Maryann living in those houses, but their existence during this time meant as next to nothing to me as anything could get.

This was the my world, a place whose peculiar and particular magic I took for granted, never questioned, for as long as I lived within its borders.

My kingdom vanished in the summer of 1962, the minute the kid-packed family Rambler pulled away from the driveway where my grandparents stood waving good-bye. It vanished the moment my mother broke down in tears at the sight of her mother’s heartbroken face, as the car headed out of the kingdom and onto the entrance ramp to New York State Thruway, whose steep curve became an exit ramp from a life that seems in retrospect as close to perfect as a life can ever get.

In telling my story, I’ve made no effort to accurately divvy up the hours, days or even years. Memory isn’t ruled by calendar or clock. The stories are true as I can remember them. My memories of those days are a cascading jumble of blazing summer suns and tree-shaded dusks, of noisy, baby-bawling mornings and reluctant retreats to cool nighttime bedsheets, of on-the-dot dinnertimes in a tiny, crowded kitchen, Saturday afternoon matinees and last-minute polishing of stiff black school shoes for the next morning’s Children’s Mass. Autumn’s flare and the dizzying fragrance of leaves giving up their smoky ghosts in flame-scorched burn bins yielded to winter’s wooly, sodden trudge to school. But snow melts and school ends and all coldness is forgot in the summertimes that burn in memory more fiercely than a dying autumn.

These are a refugee’s reports, the sort of stories a banished Adam (who was also a piker at understanding the opposite sex) might have told to his disbelieving, sweat-soaked and bread-desperate children.

The old man’s lost it, they’d have muttered among themselves, after hearing his wide-eyed tales of friendly beasts, of languorous days spent eating luscious fruit that fell to hand.

Things could never have been so simple.

But yes, in memory at least, they were. And are. Yes, there was confusion and pain and death in my kingdom. But even sorrow’s impress, being new, had a freshness and a wonder to it that made it bearable.  Adam’s snake may have always been there, lurking perhaps in that dead-white tree in the middle of The Field, but he at least took his sweet time announcing himself, ultimately giving his wide-eyed victims both something mysterious to wonder at and something to remember well after those eyes had forgotten the pleasure of widening in wonder.

So this is my attempt to remember this long-gone kingdom, the place Adam called Eden and I called Turner Street.

This post appeared originally at Fictionique.com. It's the introduction to a book whose working title is "Before the Fall: The Summertimes of a South Buffalo Boy."

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I'm sorry, but I think you must be writing about North 8th St., the tree laden street in a small town in central Illinois where I had an idyllic childhood. Although you've described it far better and more eloquently than I ever could.
You sure that wasn't Acton, Indiana?
jl: I'm pretty sure, yeah. But I'm encouraging everyone who recognizes the place to post their stories. Even big cities had small kingdoms embedded in them, places only you can conjure. All alike, and all different.

Jmac: How many stories do I have to urge you to tell? Not that you lack fecundity at the keyboard. Cheers to you both & thanks.
Jeremiah,
I think you might be the second person I read when I joined here a short time ago, and, upon reading you, I knew I had found a good place. I'm glad you share your neighborhood with me. I often walk past your house here in my computer to see if the light is on in your study, hoping that a little light from your window will shine on my brain. Because I want to learn to write better.

I followed you to fictionique and tried to gain access as an "author", but was resoundingly kicked in the bottom and told never to come to the door again. After wiping my tears, I decided that kind of vitriolic rejection was just what I needed; if my writing is rotten, then I need to figure out how to fix it. Because I want to learn to write better.

I've lived in probably thirty or thirty-five houses, or is it 500, in my life, so can't describe a kingdom to you, not in detail anyway. I've sure met a lot of people though, and they are beginning to show up in the kingdom in my brain. I will write about them.

I 'm glad I walked past your window today, here on OS. Because I want to learn to write better.

Warm regards, with a big R!

Pandora/Emily

p.s. thanks for your six word story. I knew you wouldn't go back to see my response there. I hope you found somewhere to dispose of your thermometer.
My magic kingdom literally no longer exists -- it was a small semi-rural village later consumed by a neighbouring metropolis. By that time, we'd already moved away from it, but my mostly idyllic memories, like yours, remain.

This is a swell intro to a book I'd like to read.
Emily: Nice to have you in the neighborhood. It's easy to see from your recent posts that you're not only a skilled writer but an enthusiastic one; you Vonnegut post was especially refreshing and useful to me. Not too many people people can tell me what to do or how to do it, but when it comes to writing advice from heroes like KV, I'm all ears.
I'm surprised to hear about your trouble at fictionique. That's the first such report I've ever heard about it. It sounds like a big misunderstanding to me. Whatever was said, I hope you don't take seriously that self-assessment. You are not a rotten writer. Your Father's Day story is proof enough. Criticism and rejection are part of the game, and they can be useful, but the trick is not to take any of it to heart.
As for the thermometer, as I said, I couldn't resist.

Bo: Thanks man. I still go back to Turner Street, if only because my oldest sister and her family live in our grandparents' house, the one behind Fitz's Deli. It's such a gift to see the kingdom survive, even if its king was deposed long ago.
Many Edens have come and gone. The second building we lived in when I was growing up was torn down and converted into a Jack-in-the-Box fast food restaurant. It displaced a working class family with 10 kids, awful thing.
Erica: Take heart. Jack in the Box is dead. It slipped in its own grease fell and broke its noggin. And no one will ever eulogize it. But you can resurrect your Eden at will & I for one will be happy to read all about it.