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Jeff L. Howe

Jeff L. Howe
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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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JUNE 27, 2012 12:45PM

A Firefly Flash Mob

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This story requires a photograph.  A photograph would make it easier to convince you that what I saw was real. But unfortunately it would be a photograph that is virtually impossible to take.  Not completely impossible – a tripod and a long exposure would probably capture something - but even if you could conquer the exposure there would be no way to portray the depth or the stillness or the majesty.  This was a once-in-a-lifetime event: pure, three-dimensional, wonder in-the-round.

I happened upon it last week by happy accident during a quiet midnight walk around the neighborhood on a hot, still, sticky mid-June night.  There were no street lights, the sky was moonless and dark as coal.  The temperature during the day had been in the high 90’s with heat indices well into the 100’s. 

Even at midnight the heat continued to radiate from the pavement.  There were fireflies flitting about, “Uncle Tim’s Fireflies” I call them, because they always peak around his birthday on June 16th. 

But on this particular night they weren’t near the ground, they mostly hovered in the trees.  As I approached the empty lot I could see a strange light radiating from the clearing.  And as I walked into the center of the lot I was struck speechless.   I stood there for a few minutes in awe.  I had never seen anything like this in my life before.

I returned to the house immediately and rousted the daughter, who had just gone to bed.

“Sweet Pea, get up, get dressed… quick, you’ve gotta see this!”

“See what?”

“Just come, you won’t believe it.

 

Our small Pennsylvania neighborhood was built upon a rounded limestone ridge in the middle of a tight meander in the river.  It was laid out in the 1940’s and 50’s and then filled in in the 1960’s and 70’s.  But with the exception of the occasional odd lot or major addition, development long ago passed it over and moved on.  The bushes have become overgrown and the trees have become old and gentrified.  Ignoring property boundaries, the collective yards have become a dense and mature forest of fat gnarly maples, stodgy oaks, blotchy sycamores, and tall aging tulips.  

Just down the road, at the apex of the river bend, sits an empty lot. It is a low spot that floods spectacularly each time the river crests. As such, it is impossible to build on and so it stands empty and undeveloped.  

The trees of the forest spill down the hill until they meet the flood plain.  There they end abruptly and are met by an ambitious understory of invasive species like ailanthus and bamboo that compete aggressively for space, knowing full-well that regardless of what does manage to catch on, it will likely be uprooted or buried by the silty muds of the next major flood.

Last summer a developer went in and spent a few days clearing out the underbrush in the empty lot and cutting sight lines down to the river.  They left the big trees along the edge but cut down or bulldozed those on the flood plain. Out in the middle of the lot they built a retaining wall of large sturdy limestone boulders. 

Inside this wall they buried a layer cake of sand, stone and rock, tamping it down with large machines and spraying it heavily with water to collapse the soil and bind the layers together.  It was leveled off at a height just above the top of the local flood plain.  With more boulders and sand, large machines built an inclined ramp that connected the platform with the road above.  Together these constructions form a sturdy (if not hastily placed) platform upon which someone may someday (foolishly) attempt to build a house.  But it also provides a uniform, circular incision into the woods along the river.

 

The daughter and I walked quietly down the road to the old lot where we opened the imaginary door and walked down the incline onto the platform in the center of the clearing.

In every direction fireflies were throbbing and cavorting.  There were bazillions of them.  But they were nowhere else around the neighborhood, they seemed to all be here at the empty lot and we were smack in the middle of it. 

It was a spontaneously-ordered, secret gathering of like-minded and genetically similar individuals for the purpose of celebrating in the midst of June. 

It was a firefly flash mob.

“They’re not all the same you know,” says my daughter matter-of-factly, “each different species has its own frequency, brightness and pattern of flashes.”

I look again and a new dimension is added.  Now the flashes become urgent strings of information: phrases, sentences, and paragraphs.   The world becomes the inside of a fiber optic nerve – information traveling back and forth in every conceivable direction like a gigantic, three-dimensional microchip, transmitting pulses of light in complicated patterns. 

It was as if a million bazillion bugs were reading the encyclopedia out loud and all at once.  The forest was screaming at the top of its lungs but not making a single sound.

It was literally like being at the center of a gigantic 360 degree globe.  It was a huge goblet, a glass basin of fireflies.  There was no inside or outside; there was no upside, there was no downside.  There was only near and far and then farther still as the flashing insects ripped messages back and forth like a zillion LEDs pulsating at the speed of nature.  They were talking at a rate faster than an old man could watch.   

I looked down to see my feet but they had disappeared behind the urgent flashing of fireflies in the grass.  I had no feet, I had no arms.  There WERE no feet and arms.  We had become engulfed.  There were only fireflies – infinitely in every direction.

You couldn’t photograph it, you surely couldn’t paint it.  All you could do is stand quietly and experience it, taking mental notes and hoping that later (now) you might take your best shot at trying to describe it.

This is a once in a lifetime event, I told the daughter:  “you’re right now seeing fireflies as good as they get; you’ll likely never see fireflies like this again.   And if you DO… then you are a very lucky person."

 

The daughter and I stood there in silence for the longest time.  Finally one of us spoke.

“Should we go wake Mom up?”

We looked at each other and then back at the flash mob.

“Yeah, we’d better.”

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Outstanding... reminds me of one magical night under a full moon in Monument Valley, something I will never forget.
ohmygoodness - (and, ugh, envy is a sharp and ugly thing.)
I've never seen a firefly until now.
jmac - I can only imagine what you were seeing because there are no fireflies in Monument Valley.
Jeff,this is like magic.
I have had an experience like this one too,many years ago,and this was so impressive that I will never forget and I know that we have witnessed one of the rare wonders of nature.
Thank you for sharing
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Darn, my passionate and long winded comment didn't stick! I'll try again.

I LOVE fireflies and your post makes this magical moment positively HUM from the current.

My nickname in Indonesian (where I grew up) is Kunang, which means firefly, gained in a rapturous moment standing between rail cars as we rocked through the rice padis at dusk. Because you love fireflies, let me tell you what I saw. The fireflies over the padis were blinking in UNISON. Yup, kid you not. Scientists call it synchrony. The Javanese say it is the souls of the dead or the unity of Islam.

Thank you for taking our daughter and thank you for writing this post so beautifully. Awe in nature is to be cultivated, for sure. R for razzle dazzle.
Must have been mating season, you might have witnessed a fire fly orgy!
Y'now, it's interesting. I posted this around noon with the ponderous title of "Like A Bazillion Bugs All Reading The Encyyclopedia At The Same Time" and it got very little action. Then a few hours later I changed the title and things have picked up a little. Guess there's something to be said for changing bait.
Love fireflies, but this sounds like a really special sight. (Sorry, can't make rating button work. Will try later.)
How wonderful! I'm going to sit out tomorrow night and watch the fireflies and the bat. I don't work Friday.
Awesome. Fireflies already peaked here in Central Texas around mid March. I hardly see them now. This sounds like such a great experience.

Out here, each time they start to swarm on my property, they create a light show that I do my best to get out to watch. This year I tried to get some video, but no go.

You're so right. All you get to do is experience it. If I make it out to Pennsylvania way next year, I'll be sure to come on by your neck of the woods -- that is, if no-one builds that house. I'm betting as long as the conditions are right, this might become an annual event.

Thanks for the visual descriptions.

--r--
I was hoping to hear something about people in futuristic Western gear, a bunch of Big Damn Heroes, and here you're talking about fireflies instead of Firefly. How disappointing.
I've just returned from a walk to the empty lot, two nights after the event described above. Tonight I went earlier in the evening so the moon was out at half-mast, high overhead. This completely changed the picture. No longer an infinite black globe, now it is a moon-lit stage that drops off to the river and then looms up behind as the big trees work up the steep hill that rises up behind. The difference is the moon light. Rather than defy depth, the fireflies now define it - moving away in further and then further pulses.

And now I'm back, and now I read your comments. And now we all know. And now what was locked in the fireflies brains is locked in ours. Evolution, not OF the species... BETWEEN the species.

Or, you know, something like that...
Just had to come back to tell you this was my favorite post of the evening. Here is a pic of fireflies from my tumblr about synchrony.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdvqrN1T51qil4h5o1_1280.jpg
yikes!!! Very bad typo in my first comment!! gulp. SO sorry. YOUR daughter!! (running away with tail between legs)
Emily (Kunang) - Yes, I caught that the first time through but assumed it was a typo. I have good reason to believe she's not "ours"... unless you know something I don't...
oh, what a moment, jeff. a moment to sustain a person for quite some time. thank you for sharing it with us.
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What a beautiful summer story. Fireflies make me believe in God for a second or two.

(And thanks for a slightly larger font than we usually see here. It's just an easier read.)
To be awarded the OS Reader's Pick is a great honor. Barmaid! Drinks for everyone! (...and leave the bottle if you will.)
Readers Picks scores again! Thank goodness a writer of your talent was there to make sure we got to see what you saw. This is wonderful!