Jamie Beckett's Blog
Jamie Beckett
- Location
- Florida, USA
- Birthday
- December 21
- Bio
- Jamie Beckett, is a resident of central Florida, the United States, Earth.
Jamie's first novel, "Burritos and Gasoline," sold beyond the author's wildest dreams, earning enough cold, hard cash to take the entire family out to Denny's - twice!
His second work of fiction, a novella called "To the Lifeboats," (available exclusively in eBook format) was released in September 2012.
Jamie is an author, a city commissioner, and the humble recipient of the Aircraft Owners and Pilot's Association's 2012 Let's Go Flying award.
An avid motorcyclist, dedicated airplane nut, and part-time guitar collector, Jamie is putting serious thought into developing some sort of career plan, as soon as more interesting things become somewhat less interesting.
MY RECENT POSTS
- 60 Minutes fulfills its
promise
September 23, 2012 11:09PM - Two guys walk into a bar...
September 19, 2012 11:50AM - Davy Jones, Andrew Breitbart,
and the Rest of Us
March 02, 2012 09:57AM - Three Reasons E-Books Rock
June 08, 2011 10:39AM - Yvonne Griswold's Light Blinks
Out
May 28, 2011 01:28PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Whew! That was a close
one, huh? I'm glad they found
a quick
solution without
all…”
April 30, 2013 10:05AM - “I'm sorry I couldn't
hear you. There was a light in
my eyes.
Ouch!”
April 25, 2013 11:19PM - “Brilliant, as always,
Kevin. You managed to make an
important
political and
econo…”
April 13, 2013 12:48PM - “Such a good story. I
read it in the book, but I
still love
it.
For me
it was Winst…”
April 07, 2013 02:38PM - “It won't be the same
without you there, Kevin - but
I'll
muddle through
somehow.…”
April 04, 2013 03:40PM
Jamie Beckett's Links
60 Minutes fulfills its promise
60 Minutes is a venerable television news magazine that like its New York comedy foil, SNL, has enjoyed highs and lows over the years. They have broken ground, and stumbled badly. But tonight (Sunday) they redemmed themselves with a full episode dedicated to the Democrative and Republican presidentia… Read full post »
Two guys walk into a bar...
It's a classic setup to a joke. Some doofus walks up to you at a party, or at work, or taps you on the shoulder while you're waiting in line at the bank. The doofus says, "Two guys walk into a bar..."
It's not funny. It doesn't pretend to be… Read full post »
Davy Jones, Andrew Breitbart, and the Rest of Us
I suspect there were few news readers, or television viewers, who didn't experience a pang of real regret when the news broke that Davy Jones had died. With a career that spanned more than half a century, Jones was known to virtually every American and most Europeans of a certain age.… Read full post »
Three Reasons E-Books Rock
Sunday was gorgeous here in central Florida. Not too hot, not too humid, it was just about right. To celebrate yet another in a long line of spectacularly wonderful days, I took the opportunity to meet a friend for lunch at our favorite local restaurant.
The restaurant is in a building… Read full post »
Yvonne Griswold's Light Blinks Out
Last night, while most of us were sleeping, Yvonne Griswold's light blinked out. That momentous occurrence has shaken my family this morning. Although the event itself was entirely predictable, expected, and a very long time in coming.
Yvonne was born in 1908, before the… Read full post »
The Fur-Lined Homeowner's Guide to Dogs
I believe it is time for somebody to write a book titled, The Fur-Lined Homeowner's Guide to Dogs. I won't be writing it. But my lack of productivity is not based on my lack of interest, or my lack of insight. It's because I'm vacuuming and I just can't stop.… Read full post »
I loved my grandfather like I have never loved any other member of my family. Granddad taught me to swim, to ride a bike, to drive a car, and pilot a boat. I spent at least a month with him every summer, and looked forward to holiday visits as if… Read full post »
Talking with Giants
Hero, is a word that gets thrown around a lot in the press. More often than not, it's just hyperbole. Reporters who are under deadline pressure search their caffeine addled brains for an adjective that implies nobility, or bravery. They run to “hero” like a fat kid runs after the neighbor… Read full post »
What if I'm Wrong
It's a simple enough question, but most of us avoid it like the plague. What if I'm wrong? Even though I believe in my convictions with all my heart, I'm not infallible. You're probably not infallible either, although I would hate to make the accusation as… Read full post »
The Sparkly White Fender Telecaster on my Office Wall
My office is not quite like your average professional's office. First, it's painted in a luxurious peach color. That might seem a bit odd and out of place in New York, or Chicago. But here in central Florida peach is a perfectly reasonable option. In fact,… Read full post »
Democrats - sneaky varmints of the left
It would be relatively easy to poke fun at Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York. First, he's from New York, and as a former resident of a magnificent city bearing the same name, I find that funny right off the bat. I can't explain why. It… Read full post »
Republican's Are Stupid
I have a predication to make. Now that we're in the early stages
of the 2012 Presidential Race, it's appropriate, too. So now's the
time.
The next Republican candidate for the Presidency of the United States will be a dumb-ass.
Now you might consider me to be a… Read full post »
From Kent Pitman's Fingertips...
The headline on Open Salon was clear and concise and unequivocal, “How we know bin Laden's dead.” An offer of proof is included in the subtext. And Kent offers a perfectly reasonable logic to his argument. “Dead Certainty” is the slug at the top of Kent's missive. The m… Read full post »
I duped myself and I didn't even know it
I have a confession to make.
After publishing my 2006 novel through iUniverse, I received a considerable backlash from fellow writers who felt I had made a significant faux pas. It seems that there is a substantial population of readers and writers who feel that the name on the spine… Read full post »
Tough love for the third party crowd
Right off the bat, let me get your attention; If you belong to a third political party, congratulations. Your convictions are strong, your message is important, and you are totally irrelevant to the political process.
Now you're mad, right? Good. You should be mad, because the truth hurts. You shoul… Read full post »
The distrubingly personal tale of somebody
This weekend I will be moderating a seminar on Prisoners of War. The guests of honor will be four gentlemen who served in the U. S. Army Air Corps during WWII, each one of whom experienced the harrowing trauma of being shot down by enemy fire.
Trust me,… Read full post »
My car is trying to kill me
It's becoming an almost daily battle cry. My car is trying to kill me. A manufacturer with a reputation for stellar quality, Toyota, is on the ropes - and it is at least possible that there is no good reason for all this Congressionally fired hubbub. Let's take a slightly… Read full post »
Money, art, and me - a self-important expose
While I am undeniably biased, I think
Burritos and Gasoline is a pretty darned good read. As
novels go it's short, clocking in at just under 200 pages. The
story, which revolves around the questionable decision making
skills of Frank Stevens, and the debilitating effects those
decisions have on his l
… Read full post »
No moon, no man, no joke!
As the news breaks that the United States is pulling the plug on returning to the moon, we as a species reverse course on Neil Armstrong's famous one liner and leap myopically one step closer to extinction. Unbelievable! Unlike every other creature to come before us, humans alone have the capacity… Read full post »
The Impending Death of Print Can't Come Too Soon
I still cherish the memory of snapping on the television when I was a child, then sitting down on the living room floor to await the rebirth of the black and white cathode ray tube that dominated my view on the world. Ward Cleaver would come into focus on some days,… Read full post »
Barefootin'
I don't write book reviews for a couple of very good reasons. The first and arguably most important being that there is absolutely no reason for anyone to take my opinion of a book as an indication of what their impression of the same book might be. Reading and writing are… Read full post »
Cranky from the Get-Go!
Now that we're in a new year, lots of folks are lining up at the gym to renew memberships that were left unused in the previous year. We're promising ourselves that we'll eat less, study harder, spend more quality time with our families, earn more money, donate more of that… Read full post »
Because Don Cheadle Made My Little Girl Cry
My eleven year old daughter was watching, “Hotel for Dogs” on Saturday morning. No big deal. Don Cheadle is a truly talented man who picks interesting roles. Even a good dad could partially abandon the little one for an hour or so to do chores around the house, I figured.
Popping
…
A Shiny, Sexy, Two-Wheeled Debt Narcotic is Calling Me
Fact number one – I've been in debt since I was 17 years old. It started innocently enough, with a small loan for a used car taken out from the local bank where I cashed my meager paychecks. They gave me $400 based on the fact that they'd known me for… Read full post »
Overstocked Halloween Candy is Taunting Me
It's late. Not as late as it was last night at this time, but
that's only because our clocks will all magically go backwards by
an hour tonight. Still, it's pretty late.
My wife is asleep. So are the kids. Me, I'm up. I'm going to be up
for a while… Read full post »
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