JAMES M. EMMERLING
James M. Emmerling
- Birthday
- June 24
- Title
- Mental Health Advocate/Dog Watcher
- Bio
- '"And we are put on earth a little space,
That we may learn to bear the beams of love,''
William Blake
HEGEL:
""The force of mind is only as great as its expression; its depth only as deep as its power to expand and lose itself."
MY RECENT POSTS
- MY SUBVERSIVE EXCURSION to the
local library!
May 18, 2013 12:12PM - FOR DAD ON HIS (would have
been) 91ST BIRTHDAY
May 16, 2013 03:55PM - WHY i hate the new yorker (but
not highbrow culture)
May 15, 2013 01:55PM - happy MOTHER'S DAY & happy
birthday GEORGE CARLIN
May 12, 2013 01:57PM - The cure to Writer's Block:
Talk about yr Dead Parents
May 10, 2013 01:54PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “whoops.
iceskating
over the bowels of hell is
mine.
I should expand on
that.
I
mean,…”
4:26PM - “Good heavens woman what
a challenge u give me.
My
words? At this late point in
th…”
4:24PM - “FOOLISH MONKEY: mr van
doren was excoriated
and
then forgotten til
they made a fil…”
4:09PM - “Jmac you keep throwing k
down my throat so I say go to
the
big one, that last
tem…”
4:03PM - “PHYLLIS : your, ha,
avuncular advice was in no
respects
inaccurate.
Uncle
! Heed ou…”
3:58PM
James M. Emmerling's Links
- MY LINKS
- Amazon Best Sellers
A Social Call Upon Some Dear Elderly 'In-Laws'

My girlfriend Rena Oblong and I had arrived at her elderly mother's rest home. After alot of sighing , Rena led me into the lobby, utter devoid of old people. I'd expected a bunch of them hanging around, as this is what old people do best, in… Read full post »
Meeting My Girlfriend's Mother (& her parrot) Finally!

I woke with a kick to the head from Rena, who was sleeping one way on the bed, me the other. I forgave her immediately, because of the circumstances that had led up to us being arranged in this position. Something I had never tried before. I… Read full post »
One Last Yawp from Georgie Doggie to say Goodbye
Almost time for my Momma to get home, where she should be, with me, Georgie Doggie. Formerly Georgie Puppy. That New Guy better not think he is spending the night in my bed with Mommie. Guy’s got a shelf and a drawer in Momma’s bedroom, with a piece of paper that… Read full post »
Final'Adventures in Puppysitting'Blog:The scourge of entropy

entropy:
a hypothetical tendency for the universe to attain a state of maximum homogeneity in which all matter is at a uniform temperature (heat death).
- It is the only physical theory of universal content which I am convinced will never be o … Read full post »
Pathetic Fanboy Paean to old Bob Dylan (for Tempest)

him
me:

Many people that I barely know or give a fuck what they think about me say to me, “Jimmy, you gotta expand your musical influences beyond this old has-been Dylan , who never could sing anyway, though I gotta admit his words… Read full post »
Shamefully Sentimental Dog Blog:More Puppysitting for me...

- Yet the
dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters'
table.
- The Bible, Matthew xv. 27.
- A dog cannot relate his autobiography; however eloquently he may bark, he cannot … Read full post »
my lovergirl has a breakdown / listening to the new Dylan!

Rena said, “Would you fuckin turn that Dylan off? Jesus mother of mary magdalen! He’s lost his mind. I cannot be exposed to insanity today, no matter how artistic. Turn him..the fuck..off!”
I was playing Tempest, Dylan’s latest, a most un… Read full post »
True Adventures in Puppy-Sitting:I heard the news today oboy
Many of you might know that I am dogsitting Georgie Puppy---my canine nephew, the ‘son’ of my dear Sister--- for nine days .
What you might not know is my existential situation, at this point in my ludicrous parody of a ‘life’.
I am… Read full post »
erotic encounter with an EMOTIONAL WOMAN

I'VE PAID IN BLOOD/BUT IT'S NOT MY OWN
dylan, tempest , pay in blood
~
I went to see Rena Oblong, my lover, this morning. I found her sunning herself on her porch, in a creamy camisole and tiny cutoff jeans, legs drawn up… Read full post »
ADVENTURES IN DOGSITTING, part one(REVIEW OF dylan)
I am at Sister’s house dogsitting Georgie Puppy for eight days.Sister and new guy are off to North Carolina, i have no idea why...
~
Sister, it seems , saw Lost Brother yesterday.
Why? We aint seen him in seven years…
Why not? Who knows..
Why need of contact?… Read full post »
You Normal People Got a Lot to Learn from us Mentally Ill!

After spilling her whole soul to me, as it was at the moment (which was enormous) she began to hang up and said, "Call me back. If I don't answer, i will call back later."
Which is true, but hardly satisfactorty...
......................
Ha you are out of… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 11th: ME AND THE BIG MAN GO TO THE DR
It has been a wonderful day, this September 11th.
We all know what day it is. It is the day that Bob Dylan’s new album, Tempest, comes out. The advance word on it is that it’s his darkest, weirdest album yet. That is saying a lot, to put it mildly.… Read full post »
MR PRESIDENT: LET JOE LOOSE.

I miss my mom at presidential election season. We always had so much fun comparing our "boys". She won oo and o4. Reluctantly, i would like to think. She was amivalent about the Bushes. Not about old Uncle bill C, though. . And hillary. Gosh i got such… Read full post »
GOD EXPLAINS WHY "LOTS OF ERRORS OCCURRED"
Lots of errors occurred!
An error occurred, then the error handler crashed while trying to handle the error. Whoops!
Here are the details of the original error:
~
I dreamed I died last night, and after I made my way to the light, hugging everyone I… Read full post »
A Bizarre Happy Birthday Wish to a Good Guy, John Locke

We live in a
political world
Love don’t have any place
We’re living in times where men commit crimes
And crime don’t have a face
Bob Dylan
, 'POLITICAL WORLD', 1989.
Today is John Locke’s birthday.… Read full post »
Confession of a Very Successful (but overworked) Healer
May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be trueMay you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.
I&rsquo… Read full post »
eat up, lovebirds....Mother wants to feed you.
Rumi:
“an eye is meant to see things
The soul is here for its own joy .
A head has one use.
For loving a true love.
Legs: to run after.”
~
Rena’s legs were draped over… Read full post »
ARE YOU HAVING OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD SUICIDAL THOUGHTS?
- Consider this point carefully: nowadays, suicide is just a way of disappearing. It is carried out timidly, quietly, and falls flat. It is no longer an action, only a submission..
~
“Are you having suicidal thoughts,” they ask whe… Read full post »
A BOOKSTORE LESSON!Woman Robot Replacement needs Mathbook

Inspired by ZANELLE'S latest post........
Thanks dear gal
~
Yeah I actually sell paper books. Mostly for the ‘Analogs’. Big concentration of them in my vicinity. I can relate to Analog culture cuz my mom and dad were Analog til the day they died. And… Read full post »
Dealing Straight with A Demented Old Man, Your Father

My father was vulnerable, I could see. He had something to tell me and Rena, she who has become a surrogate daughter to him ever since she started working at ‘his’ high school. The one he has ruled as principal for 45 years. Dad is now 85 and… Read full post »
NUDE FAMILY SITUATION/WITH PHILOSPHICAL IMPLICATIONS
"'VALUE' first and foremost has to do with Individuality. It is the word I use for the intrinsic nature of an event, the feeling of an organism for itself'
A.N. WHITEHEAD.
Rena was nude on the bed, the sheet just barely covering her… Read full post »
Many Answers/Re. O.S....and of course some absolute Truth!

Van Morrison: astral weeks.
if i ventured in the slipstream
Between the viaducts of your dream
Could you find me?
Would you kiss-a my eyes?
To lay me down
In silence easy
To be born again
To be born again"
Often we find ourselves at a watershe… Read full post »
ex-buddhists are NOT afraid of their childrens' algebra book
...or are they?
didnt those fellas invent stuff like algebra and firecrackers?
i would assume the knowledge of algebra would be
passed down through the centuries
by this culture, but i could be wrong.
THIS i do know: if i have a child someday,
i WILL NOT be afraid of his… Read full post »
In Defense of O.S. & the Old Men Who Grace it!
i left town at dawn
with Marcel and St John
strong men, belittled by doubt..
i couldnt tell her
what my private thoughts were
but she had some way of finding them out...
Dylan, "journey through dark heat"

I awoke this morning to a lovely sunny day outside… Read full post »
Indirect Response To Margaret F./ For the Ratings, Mostly
"Little boy lost/he takes himself so seriously
He brags of his misery/he likes to live dangerously/
he sure got alot of gall /to be so useless &all"
"visions of johanna" dylan
When I wake up in the morning, the second thing I need after near-fatal levels of caffeine in my bloodstream… Read full post »

Salon.com