JAMES M. EMMERLING

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MAY 4, 2012 3:42PM

INTIMATE SEXUAL LEARNING with a gal mom approves of ?

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Rena Oblong and I took a lovely excursion to the flesh, last night, understanding that this is what it is, it is nothing more. I had serious objections to this, but stayed mum. I gotta admit I got connected to her, while i was inside her, but I didnt let on..

I allowed my poor body to be rejuvenated by her  lovely ministrations of mouth and full feminine open rapacity . She seemed to need to use my flesh for a purpose. What it was  I dunno, but I kept my ignorance to myself.. ignorance, I have found, is best kept in one's portfolio for later..

 

  I dreamed of a wedding...Dad was there,so was the dog, but mom was not...

...................................................

 

  Yet we woke this morning in a tangle of bedsheets, apart.Forty miles apart.

 

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  I kissed her and said something sophisticated. An “I’ll call  you”. Which was sincere. But..i had to get distance from this experience, this wicked bacchanalia of skin we had shared , in order to make it “good”. It didn’t feel good this morning. It felt too needy, for me. I hate being needy. I am a  man, goddammit.

………………………………………………………………………………..

  I went home, which is my parents’ house. I tried to be quiet, using my key. 6 a.m…I wanted to get up to my room for a few hours’ sleep, but there was Mother. In her rocking chair. Dressed as she was yesterday. In old lady jeans and a sweatshirt that said, “black dog”, because our dear Joseph was a lab mix.

  “Hey , look what the cat dragged in, “ she said. Her small hands were folded in her lap. The t.v. was on mute, CNN. Something about a blind Chinese guy making Hillary’s life difficult. I asked her about it.

 

  “Just me, mom. Whatcha watchin’?” I descended to cross legged status at her feet. I loved watching the news with her. She had a treasure trove fulla 20th century attitudes that needed tweaking,but also captured in my Imagination, for later, when I figure out the history of the world.

 

  She explained about this poor fucker. Blind and hospitalized yet somehow uncertain about whether he wanted to come over here for good.hillary was in a red pantsuit, on tv. Mom certainly didnt let that one pass......she hates Hillary, ever since she said in 92 she aint the kinda mom who stays home baking cookies....

 

  “Oh , I thought it might be useful, watching about China, because the latest bullying thing involves a Chinese boy, ‘” she said and sighed. Dad, the principal of the high school where Rena and I worked, was sleeping but would be up soon. 

  His high school was beyond his 1940’s boyscout control, he knew it, that is why he hired Rena and me.  Dad has dementia. Of an odd sort. Allows him to revert to childish innocence, with the full knowledge that Mom and me got his back.

 

  “Yeah, Rena and I worked all night on that one, “ I said, too tired to be anything but silly.

  “Oh I am sure you did. Mz Oblong is a dish. I hope you can handle her,” mom sighed. The blind Chinese fellow who only wanted a bit of “rest” flashed across the screen. Some Caucasian  gargoyle was on the phone with him: a Republican old man. Arg.

  “Do you know about the issue,” Mom said. Mom was well read on it.The high school bullying problem.

 

  “Nope. The boy was Chinese American. Very smart. He got beaten up in the boy’s room. His mom is a super lawyer. She is sueing…that’s all I know.”

 

  “Well, the story is more than you know. He is indeed Chinese American, and his mother is a lawyer, a career gal, a modern woman, you know..like your Mz. Oblong,” Mom sighed.

 

  “Ok, so what went down,” I said as I laid back on the comfy carpet and listened to mom..

 

  “He wore an offensive shirt, this chinese American boy. It said, ‘ATHEISM RULES’. Some very , ah, stupid boys stripped him of his shirt, and put his head in the toilet. Boys from good families. Your father knows all of them. But..” Mom sighed again and adjusted her glasses. She turned off the tv. She got up and said, “young man, you don’t know how much a mother worries. I was up all night, when you didn’t come home. But I see you are, uh, well cared for. I like your Mz. Oblong. She can help you in this.”

 

 I was dizzy . with lack of sleep, and the hypnotic cadence of mom’s words….

 

 “Atheism? “

 

 “Atheism yes. The mother is livid.”

 

  “she is a what, an atheist? This mother? “

 

  “She is more than that. She is a public figure. And she wants a meeting with your father. Which  your father is incapable of attending. After..y ou  know..” Mom had a slug of sherry from a tiny cup.  I cringed.

 

  “When? The meeting?”

  “Today, 3 p.m. In your father’s office.” Mom put the glass down and said, “ I am going to get a nap. Your father will be up soon. Please, James..make sure he walks Joseph ….a proper walk…Joseph is ok today, no chance of storms..”  Mom was asking something of me I did not exactly understand. When this happens, I follow literal meaning. I don’t add anything to it.

 

  “Ok, Mom. “ I stretched out on the couch for a small nap.

 

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Mom went upstairs, to her bedroom.

 

 Dad was stirring in the “guest room”, where he was exiled due to excessive snoring and muttering in his sleep 2 years ago. I heard Mom’s door close and Dad’s open.

 

  I was almost asleep on the couch, listening to the birds outside the sliding glass door, in front of which Joseph stirred from his coma of trauma, and good  tranquil drugging to doggy nirvana.  Dad entered the living room as Joseph came heroically to his feet.

 

 “Hllo, Jim, “ he said . “Hlo dog. Where is yer mother,” he said, 1/16th awake. But oddly enough, as sane as he would get all day.

 

“She is sleeping, Dad, “ I said.

“Mm. Well, good. I gotta go to the bathroom and then take this damn dog on a walk, yuh, yuh,” he said, pushing Jospeh off him. I couldn’t believe Joseph wanted to walk with Dad again, especially after yesterday…

 

  Joseph followed him to the bathroom, as always, to guard the door as Dad took an ancient poop...

 

  and then.......a flurry of activity, man and dog joined......and......

 

Dad was gone. He said, “Get some rest”, and I was a good  obedient son and curled up...on the couch, still warm from Mom.....

 

I heard the two of them, that decrepit old dog and decaying old man, go out the front door.

 

“Alright you bad dog. We’ll go for a short walk. A short one! I’m not young any more. Neither are you. ..”

I fell asleep thinking of something Rena said:

 

“It’ll be bad when this dog goes, Jimmy. When he has to be put down. They’re too old to get another dog.” She had said this after the adventure yesterday. I’d concurred.

 

“Well, “ I managed, “That is what the power of faith is for. Pray for Joseph,” I advised her.

 

  “Ok, I will. Will you show me how to pray?”

 

  “Yeah, I will, if you are a good girl,” I had said.

 

  Turned out she was very good indeed.

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James M. Emmerling. After your last blog ref:`
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Grey bearded hillbillies. I hesitate commenting.

I am checking in for sax. That's safer than sex.
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J.M.E. I swear I'm sane. It's okay to go recede.

I think I mean Go hide. I hide no Rena Oblong.

If I was like You? Oho! Wash red-lip bed sheet.

I mean hang sheets out! Wash Tuna Can Forks!

Ya remind me of a billionaire who shares` Loot!

The so-called Wealthy need to buy Ya an `Alpaca!

If You have a Llama with a saddle bag Ya `Llama?

You remind me of a dear Woman with `Luggage.

She hauled a two-wheel Luggage bag for a`Tryst.
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James M. E. Your heart is sweet. You a`Minister.

I send this to a Kentucky Friend of Wendell Berry.

The Gentleman is a Baptist Minister. He read You.
Maybe a good Lutheran, Rabbi, Moslem, Human,
Pagan . . . I met a goofy Woman who needs You?
She's fun. She lives in a big "Gingerbread" House.
She says `She has Men Issues. I always say `Bye?
She ask me? She needs You. I visit her much`Later.
She's as `Wild (fun) as You. I get a bit afraid`Love?
I Love. But, She the One Mom warned boys`Bout.
You stay all day. You Play all night. Then? Dawn!
Dawn comes.
You get` Kilt.
Wear a `Vale.
Buy a `Mask.
Look` Scary.
March`Off.
Wear green.
Green Kilt.
Play horn.
A Coronet.
A Ram horn.
I set Ya up.
I'll tell her.
She's okay.
Neighbor.
Love Thy
Neighbor.
`
I send to Con Chapman?
She needs legal guidance.
J.M.E Give Sax Lessons?
Oh the bliss of reading Art James poetry in comments.... hooray!!
Nothing more to say... keep up the good work, this is quite a story and I can't wait for the meeting with the lawyer lady!!
I wonder what Hegel would think of all this? No! No! It was just a rhetorical question. Interesting going ons. I'm getting addicted. R
Arthur! I sent out an all pts bulletin on you recently…twas called
In deepest Homage & Friendship: WHERE IS ART JAMES?

So well finally here u are. Art. Here thou art, ha.
Rita pissed cuz you failed to pick her up in pu to go on journey,just warning ya.




If I was like You? Oho! Wash red-lip bed sheet….

Well the washer is chugging as I write..comforting to know of it.




You remind me of a dear Woman with `Luggage.

She hauled a two-wheel Luggage bag for a`Tryst.
`
James M. E. Your heart is sweet. You a`Minister.


Ay somewhat a minister , perhaps of pagan church yearning for monothesism?

I doubt berry reads me. I think he full of other stuff to do, besides wasting time w/me.

Pagan . . . I met a goofy Woman who needs You?
She's fun. She lives in a big "Gingerbread" House.
No chance I would eat her. I despise gingerbread. And gingerbread men? No.

She says `She has Men Issues. I always say `Bye?
She ask me? She needs You. I visit her much`Later.
She's as `Wild (fun) as You. I get a bit afraid`Love?
I Love. But, She the One Mom warned boys`Bout.

I got men issues too. She is the one probably for me.
I would say to her, don’t go for men.
Wait for a shelley: percy:
“Dar’st thou amid the varied
To live alone, an isolated thing?
 "The Solitary" (1810) st. 1


Or even a Byron.


When age chills the blood, when our pleasures are past—
For years fleet away with the wings of the dove—
The dearest remembrance will still be the last,
Our sweetest memorial the first kiss of love.
 The First Kiss of Love,

Haw.

Not a blake, tho!

When a Man has Married a Wife
He finds out whether
Her Knees & elbows are only
glued together.
 Poems from Blake's Notebook (c. 1800–1803)

yikes
More.....please. How does our super hero make out this time with the Athiest lawyer and sex kitten by his side? Tune In...same place, same time, same Emmerling OS channel.
Jmac..lotsa bliss there, o not a doubt. Art james. Thought he was dead or incapacitated.
Turns out, not true. Indeed he comes home to os with renewed vigor.
And lust too.
Ha. Well rena will get what she deserves.
Wait til she, lawyer lady, and mom go head to head!

Jmac..lotsa bliss there, o not a doubt. Art james. Thought he was dead or incapacitated.
Turns out, not true. Indeed he comes home to os with renewed vigor.
And lust too.
Ha. Well rena will get what she deserves.
Wait til she, lawyer lady, and mom go head to head!
gerald, you tease me.
hegel has a buncha quotes for such silliness.
he was a german beer swigging coffee drinker.


patience..i think a further session with sex kitten needs
to be, to get up
ha
superhero's fur.
to get his meow.
damn canines.
The comments here are as good and as entertaining as the story. I'm not sure what to make of that picture though.
A wonderful and an original read, Sir James; an intriguing thought process as always. R
jl, yeah the picture, i cannot say how it came to be in this piece.
the scholarly comments are a joy to me, that is for damn sure.
o but the pictures suggest an impish character.
i do not disapprove of imps
insomuchas i question
their patriotism,
if it comes
down
to
it

and it really never does. come down to that.


THOTH: thank u, but it was the imps who inspired it.
damnable imps.what could they be up to/
?

ah who knows. at least art james is alive,
as we know. not dead, as i feared him
to be.
Great line: It didn’t feel good this morning. It felt too needy, for me. I hate being needy. I am a man, goddammit.

Wanna hear more. tnx, kt
Wonderful dialog James. Now where does that first picture originate? It reminds me of a cartoon I had on my wall in my college dorm, from some alternative magazine of the 70s. A lady with fabulously long legs is wearing - of all things - a camel costume. She's looking over her should and saying "Ello Cheri! One 'ump or two?" I also recall my roommate's mom looking at it and pursing her lips like she had sucked on a lime. Sometimes it just amazes me the things that still crawl out of the old memory banks, especially from that era of self-medication and forgetting to sleep.
Disturbing image of a woman as a dog?? up top there. Not nice. Hope that is not Rena Oblong. What is the tagline? "Because (something) are a living nightmare." Looks like a nightmare to me.

Sounds like James and Rena are taking care of one side of each other and the issue at school is a racist and religious war. "Boys from good families" put people's heads in toilets? Yeah, right. I say suspend those NLF (nasty little f**ckers) and charge them with assault. Hope they get their just desserts in this story.

You probably know this James but if it says Copyright right on it, well, I assume you know ...
well done once again james.. I honestly think that you and art should have a tag team blog
HUGGGGGG
Proselytizing something so needlessly controversial in a school that's forbidden by the good ol' Constitution of the Yewknighted States from allowing any religious mongering can be argued to be fighting words, which legally can put the liability for what happened squarely on the shoulders of the stupidly arrogant Chinese American lad. The school's attorney can say the punk's T-shirt enraged the ordinarily well-behaved boys from "good" families to the point they forgot the Golden Rule, the Rule of Law and the Boy Scout Code of Conduct momentarily. I think you and George are off the hook, Jim. Lordy, now you and Oblong will hafta come up with another excuse for your all-nighters.
My wife she died and I laughed til I cried but I married me another the devil's grand mother, I wish I was single again. - Hey Jim
loved every word of this... but these words "this wicked bacchanalia of skin we had shared " in particular kicked all kinds of ass!
You have a good way of describing this family dynamic. I can't wait to see how the lawyer and her son meld in.
Hi, James. I just love the Rena stories. Please keep them coming, so to speak.
enjoy your erotic interludes, but the juxtaposition with your parents is more than a little weird. how about you sneak a picture of the lovely lass on here sometime when nobodys looking? & btw the promising start of a new relationship is one of the few really great pleasures of life I would say. as for me, I share your particular brand of religion, or atheism, or whatever you might call it... its the best mix of the two I would say =)
ps Indians have a word Maithuna which is a particular kind of "worship"....
I would really like to see one of these stories go on for at least 6 or 7 blogs to see Miss Oblong to have her character developed. She seems to be a character who could be dynamic in nature.
James,seems to me that Rena is a very sensitive,loving and caring girl...What is the meaning of your words on her question"Ok, I will. Will you show me how to pray?”
“Yeah, I will, if you are a good girl,” I had said. ",you shocking friend!!!!!
Excellent sensitive work.Our dog,Roberto,was a member of our family for yes...almost 19 years...and sometimes our house,our hours are so emρty without him..Rated!!!
I like the playing with prayer and atheism that you did here - and perhaps we can tie in salvation through tranquilizers (doggy nirvana) and the flesh - very interesting interplay of faith and bliss and redemption and hope and suffering throughout.
ALYSA: Hm, now that u mention it, kind of clever of me. I would be at a total loss re. my own symbolism w.o you, my friend…

STAHI: It was a secret lovers’ prayer, to Aphrodite.

HEART: Yes, Rena will be fully fleshed out, so to speak, in coming installments. Thanks for coming over!
VZN: YES, it is an odd juxtaposition. But so is my brain. A picture? You got it..soon..


WREN: you got it! More coming, soon.ha
PHYLLIS: THE dynamic is stable but chaotic, in the house that Daddy built.

LORIANNE: OH thank you. The bacchanalia of skin is often hard to put into words.I shall try...