This man is my chaperone.
I am his polyp.
You can call me “Miss Peony”
or “Penny Slop.”
I make penis burn like acetylene rhinoceros!
You want tonsil typhoon?
Penis fit in one nostril!
Phooey on my loins!
I shall preen my seraphic oyster.
This man is my chaperone.
I am his polyp.


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