The Imam had fainted. It wasn’t about a religious quarrel or the stymieing heat. It had nothing to do with armed conflicts, student demonstrations, or the price of gas. The imam hadn’t even fainted recently. The famous swoon happened so long ago no one can remember exactly the moment. No one knows who the imam was, what was he wearing (though I like to imagine a long silk caftan), or what was he thinking. The faint wasn’t important from a medical point of view and I think the imam came around eventually, asked for cold water, and then went back to his eggplant dinner – the reason he fainted in the first place.
Some say it was the exquisite taste of the food that did the man in, while others blame the liberal use of expensive olive oil. My own opinion hovers toward taste as the main culprit because I love this dish and I can’t imagine my silk-clad Imam as a mean, tight-fisted Ottoman Grinch swooning over the liberal use of olive oil. Besides, there’s something special about barely fried eggplant baked slowly with onions, garlic, and tomatoes until it’s as soft as pillows, then piled high on a plate with thick yoghurt and a hunk of thick-crusted bread. The bread is my own preference, but I know for a fact the imam would have been served buttered rice.
That’s how I had it the first time, on the sunny front porch of a little house, surrounded by endless acres of grape vines and gardens, not too far from the sea. We – my mother and I - had come to buy fruits and vegetables – a trip most city dwellers in Romania pulled every fall at least once. There were shortages in the city, the supply that reached the state stores was never enough, and it was never the quality produce that we could get directly from the village.
Our host and his wife tended a garden year-round, and in the fall they sold to a few select and lucky clients. We walked the garden and picked everything we wanted and my mother paid them. She didn’t haggle or try to get the price down in any way. How could she? The food we were buying was absolutely luscious, the tomatoes still had the smell of sun and earth about them, and the grapes were as big as my thumbs and covered with a fine bluish dust. Our host showed me how to rub a grape until it shined purple and then pop it in my mouth and make a wish. I did like he told me – the grape was sweet and warm and my wish had something to do with a boy.
Their house was small and pleasant. The ‘good room’ had thick carpets covering every inch of floor and wall, two sofas drowned in silk pillows, and a curio cabinet filled with cut crystal and a large doll in a shiny wedding dress whose main function, attained sometime in the 1960s, was to sit on the hood of the car, a good-luck ornament at their wedding. There were pictures – weddings and children - but now it was just the two of them, middle-aged and happy. And of course, their swoon-worthy eggplant dish.
In the shade of their creaky porch I had watched my mother eat the way I’ve never seen her do before: slowly and thoughtfully, with infinite delight. Normally, she professed utter indifference to gourmet pleasures, hell-bent as she was on making sure her waist stayed at a natural twenty-two inches – her size before she had me. Yet here she was, absolutely enthralled by the food on her plate. Our hosts, both sweet and spherical, smiled with glee.
‘The imam has fainted.’ The man said and his wife giggled pleasantly.
It seemed to me my mother could pass out too. She looked congested, and she was still eating. I think she stopped a second before bursting.
Of course she begged for the recipe, and she learned how to make it. The recipe morphed and changed as she went through life and changed herself. For a while it was mushrooms.Then my mother decided she liked chestnuts and baby corn in her iman bayildi. A couple of years ago it got a habanero pepper, seared, skinned, and seeded, and a side of tortilla chips. The imam turned in his grave, but she wasn’t finished. The "bayildi" acquired a sprinkling of cilantro, a dash of ponzu sauce, and shavings of ginger. I shudder to think what’s next.
I cook the dish too, but I don't tinker with it - the original iman bayildi is my bridge to a perfect sun-drenched afternoon, and a late lunch surrounded by acres of grape vines and vegetable gardens.
At my house this dish starts with the clatter of at least three frying pans, and a glass of wine for the cook (me.) Sometimes, if there’s a bit of wine left in the bottle, it goes into the dish. The recipe doesn’t call for it. The better the wine, the less chance it has to make it into the pan.
There’s no dicing, pounding, straining, mixing, or chopping for imam bayildi. Everything’s peeled, sliced and lightly fried in olive oil, then artistically arranged in a baking dish and left in the oven for about fifty minutes.
3 medium sized eggplants, sliced length-wise in three, salted, left to drain for about 20 minutes
5 - 6 roma tomatoes, whole
2 medium sized onions, thinly sliced
1 pepper (red, yellow, or green) sliced length-wise in ½ inch strips
About 6 or 7 garlic cloves, peeled and sliced
Salt and pepper to taste
A tablespoon of lemon juice (optional)
¼ to ½ cup olive oil for frying
¼ cup olive oil for baking
½ cup of water
Garnishes: parsley, dill, basil, pine nuts
Pre-heat the oven to 400 degrees. Fry the eggplant until golden and the onion until translucent. Remove the stems from the tomatoes and fry them whole in the pan until the skin bursts. Neither the eggplant, nor the tomatoes need to be thoroughly cooked – they just need to be seared. In a baking dish arrange the eggplant with the onion, pepper, and garlic on top and the tomatoes interspaced. Poke the tomatoes to make sure the juices will escape into the pan. If you’re so inclined, you may peel the tomatoes and cut them in thick slices. Sprinkle the garlic all over the dish. Add a squeeze of lemon juice, salt and pepper, and the water. Add the 1/4 cup of oil in dashes across the assembled dish. Cover and bake for about fifty minutes, or until the eggplant is very soft when poked with a fork.
Let it cool for about 10 minutes before serving. Sprinkle your favorite herbs and nuts on t top of it. I like to add more lemon. As a main dish it feeds about four people with big appetites. As a side to meat, it should feed about six. You can use canned tomatoes if you’re in a hurry, they won’t hurt the dish.
The iman bayildi in the picture was cooked on the stove top, at very low heat for about an hour. I intended to cook it, arrange it nicely, photograph it, and then throw it away. However, once I was done with it, my boyfriend ate it and loved it. He is still alive and well.