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In the Land of Milk and Honey when you die they think it's funny

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Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Birthday
January 01
Title
The One True
Company
An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
Bio
Quit your snooping, bitch.

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MAY 23, 2012 8:35AM

Do You Have An OS Spy?

Do you have an OS spy?? I got lots! People spying on me in open disregard of all human decency. People who can't live unless they know what I am up to at all times! Who are they, you ask? Well, check out my rogue's gallery:

Meet Jami P!

spy
 

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Hi, folks, it's me, Floyd R Turbo, American. And I'm a good American! And like all good Americans I'm a happy American. After all, whoever heard of an unhappy good American!

My only wish is everyone to feel this way! We need to pull together if we're going to make/…

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MAY 18, 2012 10:41AM

War In The Elevator


It all started with a call from a corporate nerd:

Nerd: You see who's going to be at Dallas Comic Con??

I'm getting this information as part of a message telling me I need to come into the office to pick up an upgraded communication link device since I'm what's/…

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"There's room at the top
"They're telling you still;
"But first you must learn
"How to smile as you kill."

America is like one big giant evil dysfunctional family bent on staying bent at any cost. The best conspiracies are the ones never spoken, just understood. Everyone at the table knows

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MAY 14, 2012 11:27PM

Of Karma And The End Of Time


Evangelical atheists are often heard to scoff at the story of a great flood consuming the earth. They do so because it's in the Bible and therefore regard it as a biblical creation. But that's the problem with having an agenda: the truth gets in the way. The story of/…

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Immerse yourself in the glory of a rising Germany!

Today we scoff at Nazi Germany, wondering how one nation could ever have become so deceived. Such obvious pandering and empty rhetoric would never work today we like to believe. But one thing has remained the same since time/…

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Long ago - but not so long ago - during our dark Dark Ages...

Evil Mayor: It's so hard being Mayor. Nobody understands what I go through. Woe is me!

Honest Lackey: I can tell ya one thing, sir. Folks knows what you puts them through!

Evil Mayor: Those yellow-bellied/…

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WalkInPark3

The first ever professional sports venue I ever attended was the old Texas Ranger stadium in Arlington. A converted minor league park it really wasn't much to look at but to my eyes it was magnificent! My brother and I were both awestruck by the vastness of it as/…

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MAY 1, 2012 10:21PM

It's just what you do!


When she was young and pretty to the world she found praise in giving good cheer and was loved by all. "It's just what you do."

She learned to live for the praise, giving God's gifts for approval's sake she rose like a starRead full post »
APRIL 30, 2012 11:39PM

We Live In A Failed Economy

We've been saved??

We live in a failed economy. This is not news to those in the know - but those are few. But we keep hearing the "If only" game being played. "If only the sun would rise in the west all would be/…

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APRIL 22, 2012 12:54AM

Don't Drone On Me, Motherfuckers!


In drones we trust!

Dear God, we're down to Murdoch's Wall Street Journal to inform us of the truth? This just in:

Drone Use Takes Off on the Home Front

Well, isn't that special! Not that anyone since the beginning of time could have foretold that to ever happen! How could/…

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APRIL 19, 2012 3:07AM

You've Never Seen Me Fall Apart


Woe betide the kingly hand
Who claims his deeds God's will!
For in taking Hope's name in vain
He laughs to swallow poison pill.

Heavy rocks borne weigh denser yet,
"Why must o' my burdens I should tire?"
Fools declare law a stone's load be light,
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Overlook Skyline

Dallas has a secret. And, like anyone with a secret, it causes an inferiority complex. But if you want to understand Dallas you need to understand Dallas wants to be a midwest New York City, a place where the jet-setters and Gliterrati come to wine and dine all the while… Read full post »

APRIL 9, 2012 8:18PM

Trig Tac Toe! BLACKMAIL Video!

When our very own Trig Palin made his way to Texas he bought three (3!) Mega Millions tickets. Which was exactly three time the amount of chances I had to win. Also, Trig said he was "feeling lucky". Dammit! I just knew he bought the winning ticket!

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APRIL 7, 2012 5:07PM

Oh, What Men Dare Do


"Oh, what men dare do, what men may do, what men daily do,
not knowing what they do."



I am alone now, the sole survivor. I guess God is not through torturing me yet. But since I am fated to die shipwrecked and misbegotten on this wretched island/…

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"Thieving is for when little people steal. I call it good business practice.
The will of the people is to screw the people.
Upon that foundation rests my hallowed corporation.
My holy will be done!"
- Harry's Law

"As I’ve said publicly and repeatedly there are no silver bullets when… Read full post »
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APRIL 4, 2012 10:53PM

Twisters, Texas Style! The Destructive Dozen (Photo/Video)

360 Power Lines
Quarter mile from me a power line was hit

Growing up in the Texas Panhandle, the windiest place in the country, tornados were as common as prairie dogs. Most I remember seeing was six in one night as I stood in the parking lot of the hotel restaurant where I worked/…

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MARCH 29, 2012 2:04AM

Harry, Inc.: Resistance Is Futile


"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you,
then they find out no one gives a shit about right and wrong
and fuck you twice as hard."
- Mahatma Harry

I should have learned when Pet Rocks became popular...

Let's face it we really are moron… Read full post »
MARCH 28, 2012 2:37AM

The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo


"How did this happen? How did I get here? Where did I go wrong?"

Most would be hard pressed to see she'd done anything wrong. Living in a tastefully furnished, uptown, swank townhouse, driving an expensive foreign import and with no money worries for life, a thousand million bodies would/…

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"Why doesn't anybody notice I'm dying?" muttered Tony Acala to no one in particular in a room full of dying people.

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They contend there's something wrong with me. They think because I can't live with any of their crap jobs, don't have any respect for what they allegedly believe/…

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Don't be whiny just 'cause some kid gets it!

Apparently a kid was shot down in my old stomping grounds of the Orlando metro area in a "questionable", "unjustified", or some even say "lawless" manner. Everyone is quick to jump on the shooter - but should we be? Consider these/…

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MARCH 14, 2012 4:44AM

Unemployment Myths - Confirmed!

An act of nature or an act of man?
You decide!

Dear future historians, are you laughing or crying - or perhaps both - at the twisted behavior of which we so willingly allow during these dark and epic times? How clear it will become the contamination of our minds!/…

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Is it possible to choose Life and Love and still keep one's life in this world? From Jesus to Lennon the answer has always been "No". We simply won't allow it. These people reveal our failures in too clear a light. Oh, we… Read full post »

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Chester Climbs The Mountain,
Is Rewarded By The View!


Chester did what everyone else did in the oil field. He worked hard covered in greasy grime, put in his hours with dog-like devotion and made no complaints. And yet, Chester never belonged, the perpetual Outsider.… Read full post »

MARCH 5, 2012 12:29AM

Death Be Not Loud


Far from the shining night lights of the big city lies Dark America, safe in rural seclusion. Sustained by a connection to the salty earth, imagination is left to roam freely across the plains of wheat and rows of corn to places long strangled from the confined mind of/…

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