Sarcasm Alley
In the Land of Milk and Honey when you die they think it's funny
cheshyre grin
- Location
- Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
- Birthday
- January 01
- Title
- The One True
- Company
- An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
- Bio
- Quit your snooping, bitch.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Do You Have An OS Spy?
May 23, 2012 08:07AM - Why I Watch Travel Channel
While Broke
May 21, 2012 03:05AM - War In The Elevator
May 18, 2012 05:18AM - Today, I Met The Corporate
Hatchet Man
May 17, 2012 01:02AM - Of Karma And The End Of Time
May 14, 2012 11:22PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Doesn't look like anyone
else has non-responsive,
single
faved followers??
Always…”
11:27AM - “Larry, you look
suspicious in those
shades!”
11:26AM - “No, I just got an email
saying I've been faved on OS
and then
saw I was the
only…”
9:30AM - “Alysa, I do understand
the fantasy aspect and I have
watched
for the same
reasons…”
8:58AM - “o/e, I guess they think
I own a Maserati! Still,
there's no
profit in tracking
on…”
8:50AM
Cheshyre grin's Links
- Fort Worth Japanese Gardens
- Japanese Garden Blossoms In Winter's Repose
- The Sounds Of Japan, FW Gardens (Video)
- A Gentle Japanese Rain In Autumn
- Japanese Spring Festival 2010
- Photo Trip: Autumn Solace in the Japans
- The Japans - Echoes of the Past
- My Opus
- In Search Of The REAL Bonnie and Clyde
- Lives Fallen Through The Cracks
- One Flew Over The Homeless Camp
- Happy Sam Is A Dreamer
- Jimmy One Shoe Is Dead. You're Next.
- The Last Moments Of A Street Hustler
- Where Is Home?
- The Dying Of The Light
- Church Pees On Jobless, Tells Them It's Raining
- Sometimes...
- The Broken Egg
- A Small Smile at the Shelter Today
- The Streets Of Darian
- The Fires Of Darian
- Colby "Lotto" Lewis
- Lives Like Autumn Leaves
- Jonathon Isn't Speaking Anymore
- Darian the Dreamer
- Goupil, The Assassin
- 5. Goupil: An Assassin In Love
- 4. Goupil: A Bullet For Love
- 3. Goupil: Something's Got To Change
- 2. Goupil: Life After Arrest
- 1. An Assassination Of Character
- Meta Movies
- Writer Vs. Writer, The Movie
- Open Salon: The Movie
- Great OS Spambot Clone War of 2010
- Zhomas Explains Why The Four Hour Feed Is Gone
- Zerry Forces Zhomas To Apologize
- OS Satyricon! The Empire Strikes Back!
- Oda Nobunaga, Warlord of Japan
- Oda's Great Moment
- Oda! (A journey to Japan)
- To Whom Can I Answer?
- Loathing On A Summer Morn
- Photo Essays
- Chandor Gardens
- God Hates Fags? (Photo Journalism)
- The Last Picture Show Revisited
- Take A Tour Of Cowboys Stadium!
- Japanese Spring Festival 2010
- Water and Walkways at the Kimbell Art Museum
- Historic Homes of Gainesville
- Harry Does Dallas: Ghosts Of Deep Ellum
- Historic Baker Hotel
- Texas' Killing Kilns of Chemicals
- FW Japanese Gardens
- Harry Gets a New Camera
- Dallas Urban outposts On a Rainy Day
- Cowboys Home Opener In New Stadium (Photo Essay)
- Autumn Solace in the Japans
- The Streets of Darian
- Pate Transportation Museum Closing
- The Pharaoh Eats Mexican (Photo Essay)
- The Reds of Japan
- Sei Shonagon & The Japans
- Gracia Hosokawa, A Samurai's Samurai
- Sengoku Jidai: The Winds Of Destiny
- Kagemusha (Shadow Warrior)
- The Japans - Echoes of the Past
- Great Films of The Japans
- Kakushi-toride no san-akunin
- Lists of Sei Shonagon
- Lists of Sei Shonagon II
- Read all about it
- Mr. Steed Interviews Mrs. Emma Peel
MAY 23, 2012 8:35AM
Do You Have An OS Spy?
Do you have an OS spy?? I got lots! People spying on me in open disregard of all human decency. People who can't live unless they know what I am up to at all times! Who are they, you ask? Well, check out my rogue's gallery:
Meet Jami P!
Nice… Read full post »
MAY 21, 2012 3:08AM
Why I Watch Travel Channel While Broke
Hi, folks, it's me, Floyd R Turbo, American. And I'm a good American! And like all good Americans I'm a happy American. After all, whoever heard of an unhappy good American!
My only wish is everyone to feel this way! We need to pull together if we're going to make/…
MAY 18, 2012 10:41AM
War In The Elevator
It all started with a call from a corporate nerd:
Nerd: You see who's going to be at Dallas Comic Con??
I'm getting this information as part of a message telling me I need to come into the office to pick up an upgraded communication link device since I'm what's/…
MAY 17, 2012 1:03AM
Today, I Met The Corporate Hatchet Man
"There's room at the top
"They're telling you still;
"But first you must learn
"How to smile as you kill."
"They're telling you still;
"But first you must learn
"How to smile as you kill."
America is like one big giant evil dysfunctional family bent on staying bent at any cost. The best conspiracies are the ones never spoken, just understood. Everyone at the table knows
…
MAY 14, 2012 11:27PM
Of Karma And The End Of Time
Evangelical atheists are often heard to scoff at the story of a great flood consuming the earth. They do so because it's in the Bible and therefore regard it as a biblical creation. But that's the problem with having an agenda: the truth gets in the way. The story of/…
MAY 14, 2012 2:48AM
GWB Liebrary: 21st Century Reichstag (Photo/Video)
Immerse yourself in the glory
of a rising Germany!
MAY 11, 2012 1:02AM
WANTED: Witch Burner (Apply within)
Long ago - but not so long ago - during our dark Dark Ages...
Evil Mayor: It's so hard being Mayor. Nobody understands what I go through. Woe is me!
Honest Lackey: I can tell ya one thing, sir. Folks knows what you puts them through!
Evil Mayor: Those yellow-bellied/…
MAY 4, 2012 11:23PM
Play Ball! A Day At The Ball Park (Photo/Video Essay)
The first ever professional sports venue I ever attended was the old Texas Ranger stadium in Arlington. A converted minor league park it really wasn't much to look at but to my eyes it was magnificent! My brother and I were both awestruck by the vastness of it as/…
MAY 1, 2012 10:21PM
It's just what you do!
When she was young and pretty to the world she found praise in giving good cheer and was loved by all. "It's just what you do."
She learned to live for the praise, giving God's
gifts for approval's sake she rose like a
star… Read full post »
APRIL 30, 2012 11:39PM
We Live In A Failed Economy
We've been saved??
We live in a failed economy. This is not news to those in the know - but those are few. But we keep hearing the "If only" game being played. "If only the sun would rise in the west all would be/…
APRIL 22, 2012 12:54AM
Don't Drone On Me, Motherfuckers!
In drones we trust!
Dear God, we're down to Murdoch's Wall Street Journal to inform us of the truth? This just in:
Drone Use Takes Off on the Home Front
Well, isn't that special! Not that anyone since the beginning of time could have foretold that to ever happen! How could/…
APRIL 19, 2012 3:07AM
You've Never Seen Me Fall Apart
Woe
betide the kingly hand
Who
claims his deeds God's will!
For
in taking Hope's name in vain
He
laughs to swallow poison pill.
Heavy
rocks borne weigh denser yet,
"Why
must o' my burdens I should tire?"
Fools
declare law a stone's load be light,
"God
grants me… Read full post »
APRIL 16, 2012 2:40PM
Calatrava: Dallas's Bridge To...Nowhere? (Photo/Video Essay)
Dallas has a secret. And, like anyone with a secret, it causes an
inferiority complex. But if you want to understand Dallas you need
to understand Dallas wants to be a midwest New York City, a place
where the jet-setters and Gliterrati come to wine and dine all the
while… Read full post »
APRIL 9, 2012 8:18PM
Trig Tac Toe! BLACKMAIL Video!
When our very own Trig Palin made his way to Texas he bought three (3!) Mega Millions tickets. Which was exactly three time the amount of chances I had to win. Also, Trig said he was "feeling lucky". Dammit! I just knew he bought the winning ticket!
Luckily my evil brain… Read full post »
APRIL 7, 2012 5:07PM
Oh, What Men Dare Do
"Oh, what men dare do, what men
may do, what men daily do,
not knowing what they do."
I am alone now, the sole survivor. I guess God is not through torturing me yet. But since I am fated to die shipwrecked and misbegotten on this wretched island/…
APRIL 6, 2012 12:51AM
HARRY Inc. Expands! Introducing: HARRY Oil!
"Thieving is for when little
people steal. I call it good business practice.
The will of the people is to screw the people.
Upon that foundation rests my hallowed corporation.
My holy will be done!"
The will of the people is to screw the people.
Upon that foundation rests my hallowed corporation.
My holy will be done!"
- Harry's Law
"As I’ve said publicly and repeatedly there are no silver bullets when… Read full post »
Quarter mile from me a power
line was hit
Growing up in the Texas Panhandle, the windiest place in the country, tornados were as common as prairie dogs. Most I remember seeing was six in one night as I stood in the parking lot of the hotel restaurant where I worked/…
MARCH 29, 2012 2:04AM
Harry, Inc.: Resistance Is Futile
"First they ignore you, then
they laugh at you, then they fight you,
then they find out no one gives a shit about right and wrong
and fuck you twice as hard."
then they find out no one gives a shit about right and wrong
and fuck you twice as hard."
- Mahatma Harry
I should have learned when Pet Rocks became popular...
Let's face it we really are moron… Read full post »
MARCH 28, 2012 2:37AM
The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo
"How did this happen? How did I get
here? Where did I go wrong?"
Most would be hard pressed to see she'd done anything wrong. Living in a tastefully furnished, uptown, swank townhouse, driving an expensive foreign import and with no money worries for life, a thousand million bodies would/…
MARCH 27, 2012 12:18AM
"Why doesn't anybody notice I'm dying?"
"Why doesn't anybody notice I'm dying?" muttered Tony Acala to no one in particular in a room full of dying people.
***
They contend there's something wrong with me. They think because I can't live with any of their crap jobs, don't have any respect for what they allegedly believe/…
MARCH 24, 2012 4:52PM
So Some Kid Is Shot Dead In Florida? Meh!
Don't be whiny just 'cause some
kid gets it!
Apparently a kid was shot down in my old stomping grounds of the Orlando metro area in a "questionable", "unjustified", or some even say "lawless" manner. Everyone is quick to jump on the shooter - but should we be? Consider these/…
MARCH 14, 2012 4:44AM
Unemployment Myths - Confirmed!
An act of nature or an act of
man?
You decide!
You decide!
Dear future historians, are you laughing or crying - or perhaps both - at the twisted behavior of which we so willingly allow during these dark and epic times? How clear it will become the contamination of our minds!/…
MARCH 8, 2012 11:28PM
Death Be Not Loud, The Exciting Conclusion!
Is it possible to choose Life and Love and still keep one's life in this world? From Jesus to Lennon the answer has always been "No". We simply won't allow it. These people reveal our failures in too clear a light. Oh, we… Read full post »
MARCH 6, 2012 11:06PM
Death Be Not Loud, Part 2: Chester Climbs The Mountain
Chester Climbs The Mountain,
Is Rewarded By The View!
Chester did what everyone else did in the oil field. He worked hard
covered in greasy grime, put in his hours with dog-like devotion
and made no complaints. And yet, Chester never belonged, the
perpetual Outsider.… Read full post »
MARCH 5, 2012 12:29AM
Death Be Not Loud
Far from the shining night lights of the big city lies Dark America, safe in rural seclusion. Sustained by a connection to the salty earth, imagination is left to roam freely across the plains of wheat and rows of corn to places long strangled from the confined mind of/…
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