Grandpa Parrotdead's Blog

Ain't no Sissies on the Bering Sea

Grandpa Parrotdead

Grandpa Parrotdead
Location
Bethel, Alaska, US of A
Birthday
April 02
Title
You can call me Sir, ya Whippersnapper
Company
Real American Fisheries
Bio
Seagoin' man since before God was a pup. Pa to some no good kids and Grandpa to that commie pinko Cap'n Parrotdead. . . . . . Conservative since back when men still married women, before the niggras an' fags took over. . . . . . I ain't got much but nobody gimme what I got. I'd give it all up for one night on bush patrol with Sarah Palin, though. That's one fine piece a USDA beef. . . . . . I'd join the tea party but everyone knows real men drink coffee. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm 94 but I ain't forgot how ta make a lady blush.

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FEBRUARY 19, 2011 6:14PM

Daymed Proud Republican Ashamed o' Me Puky Grandkid

  simple sarah

Ony thang I likes better'n fish is Miss Sarah and her gammies... 

I guess alla you whiny-ass libralls 'round here in Oessville knows my whiney-ass grandson, Cap'n Major Mojo, er Cap'n Cap'n Tittie Mouse, er whatever in the hayll he's callin' his dayumed worthless self these days… Read full post »

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APRIL 1, 2010 2:08PM

Cap'n Parrotdead Can Bite Me

  sweet sarah

Sweet Sarah - real Amerkin Goddess

In alla my 94 years I never thought I'd live to see this.  Seems my granson,  the lazy unemployed slacker, fancies hisself ta be some kinda blogging guru... a bluru... maybe a blo-u.  Ha, now that's a funny one, a blo-u. … Read full post »

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