Everyone remember?  It was 2007, and the Bush Administration had been caught with its political pants down for…what?  At least the 47^th time.  Alberto Gonzales, the US Attorney General who replaced the ideological failure John Ashcroft, had knocked-around and bullied a number of prominent Justice Department Civil  Rights Division attorneys to the point that several were either forced-out or quit. 

What did Gonazles then do?  He replaced them with a number of numb-nuts from Pat Robertson’s so-called “university” Regent University and from Jerry Falwell’s “fundamentalist indoctrination center”, Liberty University. 

Then he yelled, “Sic ‘em!” and the numb-nut tyros went after ACORN with a vengeance.  Did I remind you this was the US Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division? 

Ah, forget civil rights when you’ve got a political knifing to conduct.  Right? 

At the time, the “just wonderful” ideologue and rabid right-winger, Darrell Issa, complained like a little, teensy-weensy baby: “This is a witch hunt!” he cried.  And then he went happily on his way. 

Today we all know that there was nothing in the Bush Administration that was sincere in the slightest.  Instead, everything, including the war in Iraq, had a political edge to it.  If an action like the firing of four US Attorneys on ideological grounds wasn’t political, then it just wasn’t done. 

ACORN?  Really?  My own Senator, John Cornyn, an agent of Big Business and a far cry from a representative of the people, also cried foul.  Now, just as Issa is conducting his very own political witch-hunt, Cornyn of course is batting about 60 with his weak-kneed pronouncements that Issa is the man of the hour. 

In Alcoholics Anonymous, there’s a saying that goes something like this: If you could only see yourself as others see you….  Yup.  Issa needs to look in the mirror. 

Issa’s got his Victoria Secret panties in a wad over Eric Holder’s role in the “Fast and Furious” Justice Department sting operation.  Issa is demanding as a lover of what might be called Just Ice. 

Of course, aside from the possible racial implications of Bwana Dick Issa, plantation owner, going after a black man, we all know this is just more of the same, sick politics the Republican Party, a subsidiary of the conservative ideological movement which is determined to either win complete control or cause a civil war, and it should stop. 

Issa, divider in chief, is yammering like a Rottweiler in heat. 

He’d make a great Nazi prison guard in an update of “Hogan’s Heroes”.  Like Sargent Schultz, Issa “knows nothing…..”

The Daily Caller, otherwise known as the whorish Daily Call Girl, is calling this so-called investigation of an attempted sting against Zeta drug lords in Mexico some kind of groundbreaking action as, like a histrionic little girl, it damns Holder and sanctifies Issa. 

Ideology sucks, doesn’t it? 

My suggestion is this: Issa needs to step-down.  He’s playing politics with the justice system.  He’s acting like a freakin’ Soviet commissar. 

My understanding, however, is that Issa is a love child of a threesome.  Somehow, if Joseph McCarthy got together with Josef Stalin and the two decided to get together with “Mary”, the transgendered cross-dresser also known as J. Edgar Hoover, Issa would be the mutant result. 

Issa?  Get the hell out of town.  You’re making the US Government look foolish. 

Besides.  What would Grover Norquist think?