Dear New York Republican Senators,

Even though you represent your constituents, they elected you for who you are. They believed you would act wisely on their behalf. Senator Patty Richi, even though a majority of her constituents support marriage equality, is going to vote no, soley based on her pers… Read full post »

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My beginnings were fueled by questions.          

Then at some point only answers would bring satisfaction.

Time and knowledge have now led me to believe it’s all about making statements.

Hmmm…

You… Read full post »

The VERY New Colossus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From… Read full post »

Reading about Mike Tyson’s scuffle at LAX airport today brought up two thoughts in my mind…”there’s a shock” and a memory of me threatening him with a 30-06 rifle in New York’s Laguardia airport back in 1988.

That’s right…I’m an idiot.

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Being a fan of the film 5th Element, I thought it would be cool to go as Korben Dallas and Leeloo for Halloween...but there are a few things you need to do first...

First you Bleach your hair...well actually, first you get very drunk on wine, do a… Read full post »

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I wish I could sew back the eyelids of a few people I know

and make them watch this. Read full post »

***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***

9/7/2009

 I just received a phone call from Superintendent James Stratton of La Canada Unified School district. He explained to me that his reported quote in the LA Times was taken out of context and that he completely understands my anger al… Read full post »

“Holy Crap!”

Without even any conscious thought, those words spilled out when I gazed up at the wall of flames eating down the hill towards my neighborhood. I’ve never been really sure about the origin of that phrase, however, I’m fairl… Read full post »

I am only resurfacing this video because of the recent news that Elmo has finally been released from his court appointed therapy sessions. It is my hope that his mental health is back to firing on all cylinders and can finally report back to work helping the children of… Read full post »

Of all the ones I've seen like this...this one's the best.

The end is what really sells it. Read full post »

Aaahhh...finally something that makes sense. Read full post »

You guys need to check this out...I officially love Vanity Fair:

Vanity Fair edits Palin's Quitter Resignation speech.

God I loved ALIEN...that film scared the crap out of me.  So many amazing moments. From that toothy baby nightmare creature bursting out of John Hurts chest to Sigourney Weaver's final triumph over the fastest growing monster in history...besides Rush Limbaugh at Golden Corral buf… Read full post »

These two PSA's (public service announcements) were Written and Directed by Keith Hartman. The intention was to "educate against Prop 8".

Under the great minds think alike theory...forget this post head over to Verbal's (that's even on today's cover...that would be a big duh for me) She has this video and a few more like it. Below is the link:

 http://open.salon.com/blog/verbal_remedy/2009/06/01/literal_music_videos_giggle_your_as… Read full post »

OMG TV's Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of marriage.

 Buckle in for this ride... Read full post »

Today was a day to sleep in…church would have to wait till next week.

My son and I share a Saturday night ritual of watching an action movie after the house has grown quiet and my wife and daughter are sleeping peacefully…what better time to rock the house with… Read full post »

Today at 7pm CDT Wolfram|Alpha launches.

Basically it's a supercomputer with an extensive database that includes...well...pretty much everything you would ever need to know about anything. Yeah...that pretty much covers it.

Here are the goals of Wofram|Alpah:

"Wolfram|Alpha's long-term… Read full post »

All of you here on OS need to know about this great website. It's incredibly simple to use and leaves you with something extremely cool. You pick a template, upload a photo and it automatically generates your photo into the digital template in seconds.

Below are some of the photos… Read full post »

James Gunn's concept behind this video and others he's done in this series is hysterical. It's basically for people who love everything about porn...except the sex.

Alan Tudyk is hilarious in this video.

Full disclosure: Alan is a friend and yeah he sent me the link...but even without m… Read full post »

Last night as I came to bed...I had that "something is wrong feeling" creep up on me...but I shrugged it off and got in bed. Then it hit me...Rita, my canine daughter, wasn't pissed off tht I woke her up on my side of the bed and made her move...she wasn't pissed...beacause… Read full post »