Actually, wouldn't eating insects be great revenge on these little pests for creeping and crawling around our lives and making nuisances of themselves? I think this year's offering should be Bed Bug Stew.  With mosquito-eating bats going the way of the bees maybe we should figure out how to pack this little buggers into a meat grinder to make a nice pate.  And there should be a way to sterilize flies and roaches so we can combine the two to create a facsimile of bug bacon, crunchy on the outside and soft in the middle.  A creative chef with an entrepreneurial spirit could corner this market early on by figuring out how to make bugs palatable. All I ask is please leave spiders alone. They're not insects! They're arachnids and they can help us harvest our new food news. Give spiders jobs spinning webs to catch our new source of protein and supplying us with one of the strongest substances on the planet.  I would speak in defense of my other favorite critter in the wild, frogs. But they're already dying off with the birds, fishes, bees, and the bats. About the only creatures that will survive man's holocaust against nature it seems are the infinite hordes of insects.  Start crunching those exoskeletons.