Freaky Troll
- Location
- Bottom of Purse, Washington,
- Birthday
- November 11
- Bio
- I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL.
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Member of the Troll Women Activist Team.
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Creator of Prop. Cake
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Puts the "Open" into Open Salon
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Victim of Zerry's jealousing
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I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT!
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FREAQUI TROLL
MY RECENT POSTS
- It can only be contained for
so long...
July 07, 2010 10:38AM - Hopper Dies. G 22 never to be
called.
May 29, 2010 05:29PM - Coleman Dead. Beer goes warm.
May 28, 2010 08:28PM - NSFW: Green Beans for Barry
May 15, 2010 12:04AM - ...but feel free to suck my
foothole UPDATED: shocking
photo
May 14, 2010 05:07PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You gotta love a man
that chooses his blogging name
by
banging his face on the
ke…”
January 02, 2011 04:24PM - “The apes will appreciate
this.”
July 07, 2010 04:17PM - “::VINTAGE SMASH::”
May 29, 2010 09:45PM - “Who needs CNN?”
May 29, 2010 05:45PM - “Come rub my head.”
May 29, 2010 05:39PM
Freaky Troll's Links
It can only be contained for so long...
Hopper Dies. G 22 never to be called.

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Coleman Dead. Beer goes warm.


NSFW: Green Beans for Barry
...but feel free to suck my foothole UPDATED: shocking photo
I've just about had it with y'all
I made a promise to myself that I was done with the preachy
posts because one, I risk wrinkling my plastic head over sterning,
and two, it doesn't do any good. Only the choir reads the
church bulletin.
But as we know, all promises are made to be broken… Read full post »
OS Contest: Win a FREE Naked Steve Blevins Doll!!!
1. The game is called "Two Truths and a Lie." Zerry, Thomas, and Judy have each submitted three statements, two of which are true and one of which is false. You must correctly identify the false statements.
2. List the three "lies" in the… Read full post »
Freaky Fire in the Hole!
::THUMP THUMP:: 5 ::THUMP THUMP::
Trust me, it's easier to just buy me cake
I know with all of y'alls birthdays coming up, you've been thinking about what you're going to buy me me me. Well, let me tell you, I have unique and very refined (sugar) taste. Let me take you on a tour of my tote bag:
Good News: I look sexy hot in panties
Stop With the Meta Posts!
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I admit I'm nervous
Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!
Cake is fun
Cake is sick
I wanna take a lick of your big pink stick!
Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!
Cake is cool
Cake is slick
I wanna take a lick of your big pink stick!
Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!
GONNA HAVE PINK FEVER!
PINK FEVER! PINK FEVER! PINK/… Read full post »
It's not always necessary to know what's going on
In answer to Harry's Challenge
NSFW: Thank you Julie's husband!


'sup?
BOKO let me know that he thought that I was too sub-urban for
his tastes. This surprised me since I'm currently living in
the bottom of a purse the ape found at Goodwill - that's the troll
equivalent of Section 8.
I took a couple of days to contemplate his claim,… Read full post »
Curing the Cat Lady's Head
That starving kitty woman keeps saying her head is falling
off. Personally I think she has a cat allergy, but she seems
convinced that it's an on-going migraine. I'm going to list out a
sure fire therapy to help her over the headache hump (Humping might
help too.)
To start, let's all… Read full post »
Making Hostility Festive
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I might be Canadiuan.
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