Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
Location
Bottom of Purse, Washington,
Birthday
November 11
Bio
I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

MY RECENT POSTS

DECEMBER 6, 2009 5:12PM

I might be Canadiuan.

Here I am with my stash of real vodka easy to use Bloody Mary and my body sized bottle of 222s.
Canadian application
 
More disturbingly, here I am dancing to Roger Whittaker.
AND THAT SONG WAS ON THE RADIO! 
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DECEMBER 6, 2009 4:29PM

FREAKY TROLL TAKES OVER OS

News at 11

DECEMBER 5, 2009 11:54PM

ROADTRIP POON TOWN!

Poon Town
 
For trip details:  CLICK HERE
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NOVEMBER 28, 2009 12:23AM

This is outrageous...

Who's this woman
 
Who is that woman?  And I'm pretty sure Barry didn't have a proper invite either.  This is unacceptable.  What if something happened to me?  Why isn't there someone checking invites at the door?  Last week Stacia and I went to the 360 Troll TangoTastic and they… Read full post »

I was sort of bored and digging around in my scrapbook and thought that I'd just show you a few bits and bobs:

ed 1

Ed and I worked really well together, but the constant buzz cutting of his hair kept me up at nights, so as much as I loathed to,… Read full post »

for harry
 
I think the man has a tiny boot fetish. 
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I'm 100% against this gendered bias contest.  I find it highly offensive to the non-gendered amongst us (right Tink?).  But never let it be said that I missed a memememememe.  I went through my SEXY SEXY list. 

 

I'm sad to say that Barry (bbd) has been scratched off this… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2009 11:15PM

Brandy she's a fine girl

 emmy
 
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you are just right kind.
It was the role of a life time.  An actress dreams of receiving an opportunity like this.  
 
I'd like to thank all the little apes that have made this possible.  There's my puffy personal ape … Read full post »
NOVEMBER 9, 2009 4:03PM

Freaky 'Flu

I have the 'flu

::hrwackkk:: I have the 'flu.  And as if it wasn't bad ::haccckkkrr:: enough that I have to hear the ape here drone on and on ::wheeeezzzahack:: about how her hair hurts, her stomach feels like she just ate a gallon of ::herrrkkkk:: creamed spinach, how there's no new House HuntersRead full post »
OCTOBER 27, 2009 5:29PM

Vote for Us! NOW WITH RING OF FIRE!!!

ed campaign
 
 
I GOT SANDRA'S VOTE!
I got Sandra's vote
 
I'LL JUMP THROUGH HOOPS FOR YOU!
OCTOBER 25, 2009 6:29PM

Uh oh...

how do you walk in these
 
How do you walk in these things?
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OCTOBER 23, 2009 9:06PM

Freaky Book Signing: Limited Time Offer

book signing


Even as you read this, my close personal friend Barry Doyle is having a book signing.  I decided that I'd help him out and have one too.  I signed his book and a few others. Let me know if you'd like me to sign some of your books too./
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OCTOBER 20, 2009 7:31PM

Is cake feeding a moral imperative?

cake eating

 

 Sylvia Weinstock's recent paper in the journal Pastry Psychology raises important questions about cake feeding:

  • ... cake feeding has become a moral imperative that many women experience during particular peaks of the month.
OCTOBER 9, 2009 6:22PM

It was a Freaky accident...

 
 
I tripped:
I tripped
 
 
Now everyone is all hysterical.  It could have happened to anyone of you.
 
 
rescue
 
The way they're carrying on here, you'd think that they had to call in a chopper to rescue me.
 
 
 
We're gonna need a pipe… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 6:59PM

Freaky Lord of the Dance

I can't get the little video clip that jane shared with us of the doggie River Dancing out of my head. 

I figured I could give it a go.  I don't think I did too bad:

 

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SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 11:05AM

THE DUEL OF THE WEEK!

HUNGRY CAT
hungry cat
 
vs
 
FURNITURE BOT
spam bot
 
SHOWDOWN
 
 
 
 
*publicity photos provided by: cute-kittens.com and ridgesoft educational tools.
 

Merchandise still available:
condom
Don't be caught unprepared!
 
 
 
fire
Sure you'r… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 2:13AM

Cindy Ross Needs An Exorcism

Pastor Freaky
 
Let's cling to one another through these troubled times.
 
The poor woman obviously has cracked under the pressure of having to write yet another IEP.
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SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 8:50PM

Freaky Twilighting

twilighting
 
I'm Twilighting while wiggling my hair.  I'm so super talented.
 
I've been thinking about reading Twilight if I can find where the ape stuck the book.  And maybe doing a troll-creation.  I haven't done a Troll Studio Production in quite awhile.
 
If I do this,… Read full post »

Okay, I admit it, I don't know much about it.  In fact, I thought that the textile industry increased under British rule and that was the problem.  The introduction of export of textiles in India compelled land owners to force workers to convert their farm land into cotton fields.  You… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 9:02PM

PART III: The Freaky Bird Sings

DON'T MISS PARTS ONE AND TWO OF THIS INVESTIGATIONING!

CLICK HERE!

proof 3

 

 

 

**I'm FaceBooking!  Look me up at Freaqui Troll! Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 8:44PM

PART II: More Freaky Evidence

DON'T MISS PART ONE OF THIS INVESTIGATIONING INTO MY DEATH:  CLICK HERE!

more mystery copy Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 8:13PM

Freaky - Can It Be True?

clue one
AUGUST 30, 2009 8:24PM

A Freaky Investigation: BIG FOOT

I've noticed a trend.  Recently Sasquatch has become very hip, happening, NOW.  I decided to do a bit of groovy investigation.  My close, personal, admirererer Barry Doyle sent me this informative guide and Big Foot listening device:
big foot
 
I staked out the local bakery and hu… Read full post »
AUGUST 29, 2009 2:22PM

Who really controls the internet

Y'all best be behavin' yourselves.

control of the internet