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Freaky Troll

Location: Bottom of Purse, Washington,
Birthday: November 11

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JULY 7, 2010 10:38AM

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I'm gonna hit the button

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at worst resort ever, the apes have lost their minds, i'm being neglected, y'all feel sorry for me right now

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Oooh! Do it! Wahahahahahhh!!!

Cymraeg

July 07, 2010 10:41 AM

Nice to see you again, cutie polymer thing. You look like you're flying somewhere...in first class I hope.

greenheron

July 07, 2010 10:42 AM

hehehe, too funny!! :D it's so good to see you.

hyblaean- Julie

July 07, 2010 10:53 AM

that's either an airplane (like greenheron thinks) or a hospital. either, way, mash it.

femme forte

July 07, 2010 10:53 AM

The apes need love. And maybe humor. Hit the button.

Kathy Riordan

July 07, 2010 10:56 AM

v v funny r.

Jonathan Wolfman

July 07, 2010 11:01 AM

Darlin, you go ahead and push that button!
(So good to see your little pink head!)

o'stephanie

July 07, 2010 11:04 AM

Set it free sistah!

iamsurly

July 07, 2010 11:06 AM

Hit it, Freaky! But get out of there, and take the ape!

High Lonesome

July 07, 2010 11:08 AM

No, don't release the Vanity!

Jeanette DeMain

July 07, 2010 11:09 AM

Noooooo! Don't do it! It's like that damn box Pandora opened.

C.K. Dexter Haven

July 07, 2010 11:17 AM

Are you sure you didn't already hit that button? Go for it!

CoyoteOldStyle

July 07, 2010 11:25 AM

If you're going to press one, go for HI!!!

1_Irritated_Mother

July 07, 2010 11:27 AM

Pifffft! Like you have any vanity left after that picture of you and Blevins, from yesterday, doing the Funky Foothole!

Safe_Bet's Amy

July 07, 2010 11:38 AM

PUSH THE BUTTON!!!

Nikki Stern

July 07, 2010 11:40 AM

Push it. R

SheilaTGTG55

July 07, 2010 11:44 AM

Oh Freaky, I am pushing the "I feel sorry for you" button!

blue yonder

July 07, 2010 11:45 AM

I'm with irritated!

MiddleAgedWomanBlogging

July 07, 2010 11:47 AM

As much sorry as you can stand, and then more. And a raft, to float away on it when it all gets to be too much, my little dear.

Sandra Stephens

July 07, 2010 11:47 AM

Make the ape push the button, too. She needs a little pampering. Or a lot of pampering. You should go for ape and troll mani-pedis.

pretend_farmer

July 07, 2010 11:51 AM

Two words before you touch that button:

Well, I can't think of them, so go ahead and touch it.

Steve Blevins

July 07, 2010 11:52 AM

You need CAKE!

-R-

LadyMiko

July 07, 2010 12:04 PM

Laughter is the best medicine. All best to you and the apes.

Lea Lane

July 07, 2010 12:14 PM

I tremble to think how much more vanity one troll could possibly release...

Sally Swift

July 07, 2010 12:29 PM

You go, girl-troll!

merwoman

July 07, 2010 12:35 PM

"You're...so....vain, you probably think this comment is about you...."

Let the vanity out, I say.

ocularnervosa

July 07, 2010 12:50 PM

Considering some of the things they do to you in there, I think you sign away your vanity as soon as you're admitted.

Susan Mihalic

July 07, 2010 12:55 PM

xo, Freaky. Fill the room with vanity.

Oh, wait. Forgot where I was. Plenty here already.

Frank Indiana

July 07, 2010 01:04 PM

Do it!
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micalpeace

July 07, 2010 01:27 PM

well I'm sure if you were gonna do it, you've already done it by now, but food tray would have been a good choice too. You've already released a bunch of vanity around here but we haven't seen cake in quite a little while. HiLo!

Gabby Abby

July 07, 2010 01:34 PM

The klieg lights are waiting.

Stim

July 07, 2010 01:38 PM

Will Warren Beatty appear if you do?

Ablonde

July 07, 2010 01:41 PM

So beautiful.

Persephone13

July 07, 2010 02:02 PM

What's that Hi-Lo thing?????

noah tawls

July 07, 2010 02:03 PM

Hell yes, push the button!!!!

Lunchlady 2

July 07, 2010 02:25 PM

Push it! But then be really nice to the apes. They deserve it. Plus cake.

Skeptic Turtle

July 07, 2010 02:43 PM

Welcome back and be careful that you don't melt in out record heat!

Roger Fallihee

July 07, 2010 03:26 PM

Looks like a hospital tray table

Leepin Larry

July 07, 2010 03:30 PM

Push it. Push it real good.;)

Amanda Gulledge

July 07, 2010 03:37 PM

oh Honey.

May cake rain down.

ConnieMack

July 07, 2010 03:57 PM

Vanity, vanity . . . all is vanity . . . which I guess means you should push the button - or hit it, or punch it, or kick it . . . whatever is most dramatic.