Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
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November 11
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I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

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DECEMBER 12, 2009 9:28PM

Curing the Cat Lady's Head

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That starving kitty woman keeps saying her head is falling off.  Personally I think she has a cat allergy, but she seems convinced that it's an on-going migraine. I'm going to list out a sure fire therapy to help her over the headache hump (Humping might help too.)

To start, let's all listen to this "song" by Kitaro. Some describe Kitaro as the best composer of all time.  I don't know who these some are, but if they're blogging on OS, I say we find them and swarm up a party on their "I ♥ Kitaro" post.  This song lasts over eight minutes.  I can't tell if it's soothing, or if when it's over, that you feel an immense sense of relief.


Little known fact:  Kitaro is one quarter troll.  He uses a hair flatten downer.


Now watch this until you are under my power:



YOU NO LONGER HAVE A MIGRAINE! YOU WILL GET ME CAKE AND BE CONTENT AND HAPPY.  ZERRY WILL DEDICATE THE ENTIRE FRONT PAGE TO ME.  YOU NO LONGER HAVE A MIGRAINE!


Now be relaxed as a kittah:



 Now stare at David Beckham's stupid hair until you feel relaxed, pain free, and peaceful with the knowledge that no matter how bad your hair looks, it doesn't look this stupid.

beckham stupid hair

Okay, she should be cured now.  She can get back to sassy'ing.

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I can cure your warts, but be warned, you're going to have to look at nude photos of Abe Vigoda.
"Humping might help too."

Nice.
I love kittys! Hope your plan works!
I always suspected you were a witch doctor.
I'm calling Sarah Palin!
If you have nude photos of Abe Vigoda, I'm calling the cops.
Just what the doctor ordered!
I don't care how stupid his hair looks, David Beckham is f.i.n.e. - Fine! I'd just rip his hair out anyway. You know, humping and all.
Oceanic by Vangelis. Just sayin'.
I think he is wearing a "bumpit"
why would you want to curl the cat lady's head?
I LOVE MIRACLE WHIP. It's so unnatural!
That snake oil stuff never works.
I love that furubu girl -- she's awesome. I don't know why I just said that.
I am a slave to furabaGurl
Always thinking of others.
Oh GAWD!
"David Beckham's stupid hair " is mildly turning me on...must be the "Nyquil"...
Spot, somehow I don't think it's his stupid hair that's turning you on.
I'm worried about slinky_mode now.
Funny. I did have a migraine. But it's all gone. Thanks F. Troll. I owe you one cake!
No way am I going to bend it like Bekham.
@Freaky - while I revere you DO NOT mock the Miracle Whip. I don't want to have to go Bumpit a Bumpit with you.
I sincerely love Miracle Whip. There's some in the 'fridge right now.
OS really is the whitest site I have ever come across. Even the humor is suburban.
Excuse me, I'm a Plastic-American.
Guess you need to go ghetto, Freaky!
Make that sub-urban.
omg your version hurt my neck trying to follow that pin wheel i felt like a hamster on one of those little wheels
isnt that like a cat head bisquit
A cat head bisquit sounds delicious.
Ah, the poor Cat Lady's head. Migraine is so awful to have. I have a palliative for them. It isn't always successful, it can be quite helpful though. It takes two of the green butter cookies, a person of intimate status, a small massager, and extra batteries. Decorum prevents me from giving the details. PM for the whole nine yards..
I wondered who took my Abe Vigoda photos!
Wow. Is that the *best* of Kitaro?.... fallling asleep (thankfully before eating any -- blech -- miraclewhip or saying, "Pfft" to BOKO).
I figured out that BOKO was the one with the "I ♥ Kitaro" post. He must have taken it down for fear that we'll swarm it.
Who could not like a good swarming? I know I love a good swarming.
Personally, I'll take smarming over swarming...although a swarm of David Beckhams wouldn't be bad.
Well, maybe you cured Cat's migraine, but you've given it to me!
Wow . . . just wow . . . every so often, you leave me speechless . . . this is almost one of those times.
I'm all for swarming David with or without that hair and as for Kitaro..my ex use to buy his music, hmmm..maybe that is why he is my ex. Very funny! Rated