Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
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November 11
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I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

NOVEMBER 17, 2009 6:06PM

My Sexiest OS Man (though I'm totally against this contest)

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I'm 100% against this gendered bias contest.  I find it highly offensive to the non-gendered amongst us (right Tink?).  But never let it be said that I missed a memememememe.  I went through my SEXY SEXY list. 

 

I'm sad to say that Barry (bbd) has been scratched off this list.  Sure he's always cooking something and has an unnatural relationship with truffles, but I had to remove him since his tragic chin cracking off accident about six months ago.

 

barry head

Now that's SEXY

 

Of course Sheldon was on my short list, but then I realized that he is another one being discriminated against by this Sexiest MAN Contest.

sheldon

 

Then there's the obvious choice of Steve Blevins, but really, I don't think it's fair that he's in the contest.  He's such an obvious choice that it would be unfair to the others.

 

steve iv

Krazy Hawt!

 

Then I stumbled on a post of Robin's and ::GASP:: I found the sexiest man on OS!  Yes!! Yes!! It's our very own Trig!

trig-anim

ANY MAN SECURE ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT PINK RUFFLED PANTIES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO GO GETS MY SEXY SEXY VOTE!

 

 

 

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It's possible I have too much time on my hands.
Yes... too much time is a possibility.
you know, your cousin Kinky didn't seem to have a problem with me: here
Very sexy panties
nice handling of this.
rated
That was before your chin snapped off.
I think trig may need a change of underwear after he sees this. Just sayin.....
Surely no accident that Trig's panties are pink, matching your hair shade of pink. I wonder, what does it mean?
Wow... you're right. You're always right... but this time you're extra right.
This was so funny I almost clicked the Tip! button. Then I got mesmerized by Trig's pink panties, which match your hair color to a T. Coincidence? I think not.
I love Trig - and I can see why you'd dismiss the obvious choices (unfortunate about the chin thing, although your restorative work looks promising) - but my vote remains with Harry Homeless.
Hilarious. Ms. Freaky. (And guys who weren't chosen, remember there is always next year. Go buy some pink panties.)
Ms. Freak - c'est chic.
Sexy! Sassy! Pink! Everything you need right here. Freaky do realize how much cashmoney you could make selling those Steve Blevins ID badges? Still want one. You should make an OS Beefcake Calendar too! Hawt.
I am flabbergasted!
Don't know if should tip or flag...
I didn't know Robin had a vid camera.
Oh my!
Oh be still my freakin' heart.

That. Is. Sexy.
Woohoo! Trig in his big-girl panties!
I want to know, does Trig have those little white anklet socks and black patent leather Mary Jane shoes too?
Freaky, my darling....why just today...I was gazing into space and Trig asked me what I was looking at...I blurted out, "Your ass!" This is the effect this man's ass has...even on me...who knew? xox
Wow, Trig! Very sexy ruffled man panties!

Does anyone have some bleach? My eyes are feeling kind of funny...
Dang, I forgot Luis. I'm adding you to my list right now. Now go get the rest of your face. You must have left it somewhere. It might be sticky, so wash it off before you put it back on.
Gender biased? What about species biased? I'd do Sheldon in a heartbeat.
Sheldon is going to be so thrilled to hear that.
And he's handy around the house, too!
I love Trig's lacey granny panties. I commented on Robin's blog I admired his ass even without the pink panties (hey she posted a picture of it) . r
Does 1 irritated mother know that Steve Blevins has been messing with her beehive?
Poor Trig. It's a wonder those panties don't give him a wedgie; he must really be in love to wear those.
I wasn't wearing any in my sexy photo.

http://open.salon.com/blog/trudge164/2009/11/16/sexiest_man_living_2009

Shameless self-promoting

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even minus a chin, the choice is so obvious. but only because the doc's pic has been so, um, doctored. freaky, can we talk about cake instead?
I'm with Cat. Thank god...Blevins is just too, too...
When are we going to do sexiest troll? Hmmm? WHEN?
Aw, this is too much. Freaky, get a grip. I'm deeply involved in a bottle of red wine that I DON'T want to spew all across my demented laptop.

(But I agree about Trig. Omigod. I'm going to hurl.)

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I'm sorry. But polenta with a mushroom-and-basil red sauce and a salad with dried cherries and walnuts and bleu--with a nice bottle of zinfandel--is sexy as hell.
My darling, you are absolutely the sexiest Troll EVER. Trust me. I know...I've know a few trolls...xox
Oh, man is that funny! Still laughing.

I see England, I see France....
Steve---you keep your hands off Sheldon! He's mine dammit!!!!
GUY FIGHT!! GUY FIGHT!!
I vote for Sheldon because he has the biggest brain.
(Closes eyes and runs away shuddering)
What a nice dream.
Yeats, Yikes, Yates! Each morning something else!
I dreamed I was at Cindy Ross's Hut dusting cans!
I sat and chatted with pink Freaky Troll Sexy Sexy!

Piercy. That dream is happiness. I know No Moon!
Marge Piercy was wrong to write a Moon's female!
Freaky Troll Sexy Sexy is on:`Thou horny rosters!

After this early read, Let's go see Cindy Ross juggle?
O canned? She juggles with lobster gloves on hands.
We can-can dust off pennies, car tires, tuna can gig?

We can push tight up to the indoor can door to strain.
Strain? I mean giggles, strain, hear Cindy Ross tinkles.
I hear - if Ya have a indoor-flush-spring Ya tap Ya feet.

Ya pull Ya pink frill panties down and jiggle the pickles.
Nickels? If Ya have a hole in Ya undies Ya jiggle change.
Pennies, marbles, sardine cans, and jade chop sticks too.
huh?
When all is quiet in Ya hovel a FUN guest listens to sizzle.
Silly folk in Ya Home? 'Um bump, shake, boogie, and dust.
Guest hop like a hippo on top of a piano like bee's buzzing.
huh?
Swish sound can drown ::thud:: noises in commode parlor.
Freaky!
Freaky Troll Sexy Sexy sings Guest a lullaby about panties.
Friends can-can do a jig. Bang tin beer cans with pork chops.
Wild Turkey drumsticks. Violins make perfect tinkle pings.
huh?
Yup. Sarah Palin can hop`round Ya hut in frill pink panties.
These shorts sure are eyesores. tsk. Gulp bourbon on a pot.
At Cindy Ross's hospitable Place we can puff clay pot pipes.
huh?
FUN.
bbd.
Place Joan Walsh and Sarah Palin on the fluffy pink pant list?
Oops.
conks.
softy.
puffy.
corny.
Great.
Politicians make people crazy and we lose all ambition to be sane.
Drop.
Pink.
Pants.
Good.
Wills.
Freaky has a bumper stinker that reads:`
Who ever dropped me off on this planet
can Ya tell me why politico need canned?
Politico's are ill. Why no sense of humor?
Ah! O can-can Ya tell me what's happening?
Goofy.
Daffy.
Kinky.
Kooky.
Are you available to go trolling fer chicks? No question you are the hawtest troll on OS.
I like the ruffle panties you put on trig.. maybe he should wear them all the time. I would have to disagree with you on Trig being the sexy man on OS, I would put him at the bottom of the list.
Thoth would have to go on the top, and Tink is the sexiest of sexy there is..
Actually, I lied. Because that Trig...well he lied to me. xox
and he lied to fireeyes...but, those pink panties do a wuss well...xox
Now you got Art James all lathered up.
I'm just amazed at all the technological stuff you can do. . .and I do love the ruffles and the hot pink.
This is the only one of these posts I am rating - a man that can pull off pink ruffles will always get my vote.
Once again, I find myself coming in second to Blevins. It's official - he is now my nemesis.
Might have to blow up that picture of Trig's butt and make it into a dartboard, pink ruffles or not. That man's got a target on his ass, make no mistake about it.
Can't compete with these nominees, nor would I want to.
**Tears** I protested the Sexiest "Man" open call so much, my voice went raw with the meowing and pfffft! Pfffft! at Ed, so much I hissed at him that he finally called the Dog Pound.

The dog pound!?! I'm a cat jackass, not a dog!! Get your glasses cleaned.

BTW, this is advice --- if you want picks and cover, don't call Ed a jackass, tell him to clean his glasses or tell him he has nice hands when he's trying to throw ya out of the office...by your tail.

But I agree, Trig is sexy man. If I wasn't already in a relationship with a carpenter from North Dakota, I'd sooooo.....well....kick him in the hiney!!!

;)
Gotta admit that pants that just won't stay up can be mighty sexy, whatever the guy is wearing underneath.