I'm 100% against this gendered bias contest. I find it highly offensive to the non-gendered amongst us (right Tink?). But never let it be said that I missed a memememememe. I went through my SEXY SEXY list.
I'm sad to say that Barry (bbd) has been scratched off this list. Sure he's always cooking something and has an unnatural relationship with truffles, but I had to remove him since his tragic chin cracking off accident about six months ago.
Now that's SEXY
Of course Sheldon was on my short list, but then I realized that he is another one being discriminated against by this Sexiest MAN Contest.
Then there's the obvious choice of Steve Blevins, but really, I don't think it's fair that he's in the contest. He's such an obvious choice that it would be unfair to the others.
Krazy Hawt!
Then I stumbled on a post of Robin's and ::GASP:: I found the sexiest man on OS! Yes!! Yes!! It's our very own Trig!
ANY MAN SECURE ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT PINK RUFFLED PANTIES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO GO GETS MY SEXY SEXY VOTE!






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nice handling of this.
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Don't know if should tip or flag...
I didn't know Robin had a vid camera.
Oh my!
That. Is. Sexy.
Does anyone have some bleach? My eyes are feeling kind of funny...
Poor Trig. It's a wonder those panties don't give him a wedgie; he must really be in love to wear those.
http://open.salon.com/blog/trudge164/2009/11/16/sexiest_man_living_2009
Shameless self-promoting
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(But I agree about Trig. Omigod. I'm going to hurl.)
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I see England, I see France....
Yeats, Yikes, Yates! Each morning something else!
I dreamed I was at Cindy Ross's Hut dusting cans!
I sat and chatted with pink Freaky Troll Sexy Sexy!
Piercy. That dream is happiness. I know No Moon!
Marge Piercy was wrong to write a Moon's female!
Freaky Troll Sexy Sexy is on:`Thou horny rosters!
After this early read, Let's go see Cindy Ross juggle?
O canned? She juggles with lobster gloves on hands.
We can-can dust off pennies, car tires, tuna can gig?
We can push tight up to the indoor can door to strain.
Strain? I mean giggles, strain, hear Cindy Ross tinkles.
I hear - if Ya have a indoor-flush-spring Ya tap Ya feet.
Ya pull Ya pink frill panties down and jiggle the pickles.
Nickels? If Ya have a hole in Ya undies Ya jiggle change.
Pennies, marbles, sardine cans, and jade chop sticks too.
huh?
When all is quiet in Ya hovel a FUN guest listens to sizzle.
Silly folk in Ya Home? 'Um bump, shake, boogie, and dust.
Guest hop like a hippo on top of a piano like bee's buzzing.
huh?
Swish sound can drown ::thud:: noises in commode parlor.
Freaky!
Freaky Troll Sexy Sexy sings Guest a lullaby about panties.
Friends can-can do a jig. Bang tin beer cans with pork chops.
Wild Turkey drumsticks. Violins make perfect tinkle pings.
huh?
Yup. Sarah Palin can hop`round Ya hut in frill pink panties.
These shorts sure are eyesores. tsk. Gulp bourbon on a pot.
At Cindy Ross's hospitable Place we can puff clay pot pipes.
huh?
FUN.
bbd.
Place Joan Walsh and Sarah Palin on the fluffy pink pant list?
Oops.
conks.
softy.
puffy.
corny.
Great.
Politicians make people crazy and we lose all ambition to be sane.
Drop.
Pink.
Pants.
Good.
Wills.
Freaky has a bumper stinker that reads:`
Who ever dropped me off on this planet
can Ya tell me why politico need canned?
Politico's are ill. Why no sense of humor?
Ah! O can-can Ya tell me what's happening?
Goofy.
Daffy.
Kinky.
Kooky.
Thoth would have to go on the top, and Tink is the sexiest of sexy there is..
The dog pound!?! I'm a cat jackass, not a dog!! Get your glasses cleaned.
BTW, this is advice --- if you want picks and cover, don't call Ed a jackass, tell him to clean his glasses or tell him he has nice hands when he's trying to throw ya out of the office...by your tail.
But I agree, Trig is sexy man. If I wasn't already in a relationship with a carpenter from North Dakota, I'd sooooo.....well....kick him in the hiney!!!
;)