Alisa Spitzberg's special place in cyberspace
fernsy
- Location
- had to flee Los Angeles, California, U.S.A
- Birthday
- May 24
- Title
- miss fernsy if you're nasty
- Company
- Henyaempire
- Bio
- Loooooooooooong story. If compelled to contact, my email is alisaspitzberg@gmail.com.
MY RECENT POSTS
- How can this not be viral?
Hilarious and terrifying both
May 20, 2013 07:41PM - Strong Women? Senses and Some
sneaky meta
May 16, 2013 09:52AM - Emma Peel is a liar, incapable
of reason, alas
May 13, 2013 05:55AM - Femme Forte and Emma Peel,
bring your evidence here
May 12, 2013 07:49AM - Nancy Dis-Grace-ful and the
faces of Malicious prosecution
May 09, 2013 05:24AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You read my mind. Then,
the Jodi Arias thing is making
me
think that compassion
i…”
3:35PM - “Glad to see you, and
another old favorite return
this week.
Adorable kids.
Stella…”
May 21, 2013 09:42AM - “Genuine victims become
immediately dismissed as
whiners and
professional
victims…”
May 21, 2013 09:33AM - “phyllis: I wonder if he
dissed one of them on his
blog. it
appears that we have
n…”
May 21, 2013 07:46AM - “Terrific news. Glad to
see you. Good vibes are needed
around
these parts.”
May 20, 2013 06:30PM
Fernsy's Links
- MY LINKS
- No links in this category.
How can this not be viral? Hilarious and terrifying both
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Had to share this. Keep watching to get the whole gist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN-r-Gd7BAg
Insert embedded video of Buffallo Springfield… Read full post »
Strong Women? Senses and Some sneaky meta
Recently, I discovered that what I'd assumed was a common sense -- was not completely common. Maybe, it is more common than not, or maybe not. I can't know. To be utterly apprised, I'd have to interview every human being. It's possible, I guess. I'd then have to provide copies of… Read full post »
Emma Peel is a liar, incapable of reason, alas
Emma Peel's own words, from yesterday.
FYI, I didn't even know who Tig was until you came along and I don't happen to like her brand of humour. I don't support her in any way. YOU attacked me and I responded. That is what brought what I… Read full post »
Femme Forte and Emma Peel, bring your evidence here
Nancy Dis-Grace-ful and the faces of Malicious prosecution
Nancy Grace as illustrated by Lauren Spitzberg
Nancy Grace, will be our master of ceremonies for this post: former corrupt prosecutor in Georgia,vengeance junkie, exculpatory evidence despiser, and guilty as charged advocate, Nancy Grace, will introduce her peers in malicious prosec… Read full post »
Verdict Watch for the Alexander family, and the rest
HLN( or, for the long winded, Head Line News) is on Verdict Watch.
After all this time, the poor jurors can commiserate and deliberate, and soon the watchers will, barring a hung jury, get a verdict. I sense there is a very cozy "lockdown," in some studio in New York.… Read full post »
Misery vs. Positivity-- some thoughts and a story
Kosher Salami has noted that two whole spinoffs were engendered by Mr. Apisa's initial post. Here's a third! Kosher Salami expresses a sort of derisive dismay that the message to stop whining on your blogs, google a lobotomy specialist, and move on, has met with any debate whatsoever. The proposition… Read full post »
Expert witnesses in the Arias trial, and elsewhere-- scary
One doesn’t have to be an expert to agree that criminal trials are a serious business. Add the death penalty to the equation, and you have super serious business. Any proceeding that might deprive the defendant of liberty, and the victim of a just… Read full post »
Mea Culpa, Frank Apisa
I wake up this morning and feel not so happy again. Not so smile on lip(s) I wanna write piece on expert witnesses in criminal trial and how a Dr. Kaushal Sharma he falsify reports for prosecution and put crazy faces on death row and he then put innocent and sane… Read full post »
Terrorists as losers -- A proposal
The other day, the uncle, Ruslan Tsarni, of the murderous Tsarnaev brothers, made an unrehearsed statement to the press. He referred to his now notorious nephews, as "losers." He said something about how they were always petty and jealous. Lousy characters.
A reporter piped up, "Did you just call th… Read full post »
Lauren Spitzberg's illustrations of the Jodi Arias trial
First came the mother,whose parenting skills will forever be in
question.
Then, came the accused murderess, who took the stand for what seemed like a good few years. She lied lots and cried some. She remembered a lot but forgot the twenty nine stabs and the gun shot. She made… Read full post »
Unedited thoughts-- The Boston Marathon Bombs
The same old drill. The same old tropes. The same old exhausted reactions. " Murder of innocents, America the beautiful being attacked for its beauty," cry the Right. " Tit for tat, quid pro quo, reap what we sow,woe is us, and our sins," cry the Left.
Predictions followed with… Read full post »
Anne Frank's response to Justin Beiber- Head- Breaking News
Sometimes, I'm sure enough is enough. But, there is always more.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/14/showbiz/bieber-anne-frank/index.html
Would Holden Caulfield benefit from Thorazine?
I don’t remember many stories revolving around the taking of tests. I remember about six test related stories that seem interesting . I’m convinced that each story would have meaning beyond the literal to maybe make an interesting blog post. One particular story feels share-worthy in… Read full post »
A ranting raving rant with a whiff of dustup potential
Rick Warren's son shot himself to death. Many on OS, and elsewhere, might show only compassion, publicly, but inside they might see his death as failure to "do the work." With all the meds and therapy this kid could afford... How could he be so clueless?
I see this mentality… Read full post »
John Gregozek, Samantha Jessner, Trutanich-sinister schemes
“Mommy, isn’t it just too much to know that our government tried to bury me alive in Patton. No Bail and no reason for jail for a month?Now, the Melissa Balin case and Brandon Raub case, and possibly the Coyote Shivers thing, and no massive press coverage or ACLU or FBI?/… Read full post »
Five years ago, Frank Apisa and Libby Liberal
I’m finding it very interesting that five years ago, I would be so much more in line with Frank Apisa’s thinking. Five years ago, I would view Libbyliberal as a loon. No offense, Libby.
Five years ago, I was a non- political Patriot. I wasn’t a rah rah jingoist. I/… Read full post »
Hold me -- ABC's new Primetime show, " Splash"
Years ago, I would not have believed that I'd get to witness Nancy Grace, sans insane barette, dancing the paso doble on primetime. I never thought I'd see her bountiful bosoms either.

Soon thereafter she began sporting a barette, every single day, as she railed agianst any rating g… Read full post »
The Mental IllnessES Myth-- Inspired by Dear Doris
Reading LHeure Bleue's newest post:
http://open.salon.com/blog/lheure_bleue/2013/03/16/failing_at_suicide_or_living_with_mental_illness
Inspired me to write this post. Lheure is one of my favorite OS folks.
Aside of the sympathy it inspired, I wanted to tell her that so much of it is bullshit,… Read full post »
The commercialization and Canonization of Motherhood- A rant
Three recent well written and received blog posts have sparked commentary. Each were very different but all involved the theme of Motherhood, or lack thereof.
One by Bellwether Vance http://open.salon.com/blog/bellwethervance/2013/03/04/the_empty_next
One by Starshine Roshell
Brevity, the soul of wit? Blah blah blah yada blah yada
As a verbose woman (from a long lineage of the long winded,) I will write and write and write this post as a means to promote prolixity. In short, (ahem…) I want to encourage all those laconic Lennys to access their inner chatty Cathys'. Laconic Lenny, is “lol stfu,” all… Read full post »
Steel Breeze's open call- the post I think is best
Kosher Salami alerted me/us that Steele Breeze started an open call ,where we are to choose our best post or the post we think is best. This got me to thinking that of the hundreds(I think) of posts I've written for OS, I am only truly proud of four: A fake Footloose… Read full post »
Trig's Open Call -- Pigs and projectiles
Trig has posed two requirements for his upchuck open call. We must rate our vomiting from a scale of 1 to 10, and then tell a spew related story.
Trig appears to have been inspired/ provoked by a recent cover story/international scoop that featured a fifty something vomit v… Read full post »
Blogging on OS again -- Hell's Bell's Open Call.
Ex LAPD.Christopher Dorner- A good folk hero is hard to find
I’ve written about twenty manifestos about corruption in the LAPD . I have put such "rambling" screeds in writing over and over again.I never would want to seem like a victim and don’t like the word "victim" anywhere near my name, but I know that my family and I have been… Read full post »
Fernsy's Favorites
Updates
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John's Journal: May 22, 2013
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Why Must Justice Require a Born-This-Way Argument?
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The Messenger - 1967
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My Recording of Sylvia Plath's 'Three Women'
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The Altars of Untermenschen
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Smack and the Alto Sax
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WANNA FEEL SICK? WATCH THIS CLIP FROM A FILM ABOUT WEATHER, CLIMATE, & GLOBAL WARMING...FROM THE 1950s
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Peace and Love on My Driveway

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