Alisa Spitzberg's special place in cyberspace
- had to flee Los Angeles, s.o.s, Disgruntled state of Dystopia as the kids say
- May 24
- miss fernsy if you're nasty. fernsy mae- if you behave
- Loooooooooooong story. If compelled to contact, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org.
MY RECENT POSTS
- The Tour DeFarce- Lance
Armstrong, Kroll, and Tig
January 27, 2014 11:02AM
- The Kroll Show co-starring Tig
Notaro and Nick Kroll
January 03, 2014 09:40AM
- Setting the stage: Tig
Notaro's successful cancer
December 16, 2013 04:52PM
- Daisy Jane inspired OS poems-
December 06, 2013 11:47AM
- OS inspired Kickstarter
project. Better than sex.
October 11, 2013 01:00PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Why is everyone in the
media referring to pot as
sounded less hip and
January 04, 2014 09:27AM
- “Inverted: God bless,
buddy. I give up every late
but then every
January 04, 2014 09:12AM
- “Gerald: It's gotten to
the point where the best I can
January 04, 2014 09:03AM
- “wow just posting that
knocked me out. fell into some
and can't remember
January 04, 2014 08:56AM
- “Scanner: Thank god I was
never on probation but if
doing the testing
January 03, 2014 03:24PM
- MY LINKS
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I was supposed to be out and about today. Go to Santa Monica to pick up an important transcript etc., then go shopping for trial clothes. I was supposed to be away from the computer all day . Maybe even build a tiny bit of some muscle by walking a few blocks… Read full post »
My lawyer wanted me to see this as it is now evidence in criminal trial and will be evidence in a civil suit that has to result from the malicious prosecution set into motion my some monster named, "Tig Notaro."
Disclaimers: It was a day when I only had… Read full post »
The idiocy of putting a killer whale in a pool is weighing on us all. Something else, I fear, is weighing on us all too but I'm not as sure that this is not one of those, " Is it only me and me alone." things.
So, I'll shout it out,… Read full post »
Not many know that I was a reporter before I was an OSer. I've been out of commission since I broke my leg running from Farrah's mansion to Michael Jackson's palace on that monumentous death day. This broken leg prevented me from any hope of talking to Neda before she ....… Read full post »
When I say please don't misunderstand me -- please don't think i said I'm a misandrist. I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
And, now please don't think I'm shouting when I say I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. In truth, I ate some pretzels and my keyboard hasn't been the same. I don't know… Read full post »
I am watching the Bachelor this season. I have watched it for 3 seasons, here and there. This time I've been watching it from beginning to end. There is no logical reason for this. For reasons unknown and(in all probability) unknowable, I have decided that I need my television tune… Read full post »
Yesterday, OS was odd. I'd gone off to the Goodwill to try my very best to get a spiffy get up for court today. Lean times, and I've gotten fat(or much fatter than I can tolerate) and I hated the mirror and the flourescent lights and the fact that size 10… Read full post »
I recently put up an old grumpy post about my mounting antagonism to Mommyhood.
But, that was then and this is now.
Now it is good news Sunday, and my news feels too good. So far today, I am understanding and loving towards all god's creatures. One of those… Read full post »
I've edited and am reposting this from my very large and largely unread blog ( no need to link). Inspired by an offline converstation with an OSer. She'll know who she is. This is for her. This is not about the mothers but to the Mowwmmm's.
I say… Read full post »
Some force is keeping me away from sweet OS. Yesterday, barely any time or computer access and today it just keeps telling me that the webpage isn't available.
Woe is me, as the kids say.
Please enjoy my poem to you, OS.
Tentatively titled "Fondue"
I am fond of U… Read full post »
I decided that I refuse to even think how it's Haiku Thursday.
I'm going to pretend that it is meta mondays-- because I am a free woman.
With that topsy turvy mindset, I want to share that yesterday OS followed me everywhere.
You see, my own mother developed a fried chicken… Read full post »
Ok, AJ Hammer, is not a genuine person ,and Showbiz tonight is on in the mornings. I am talking back to the Television --which is showing this Showbiz tonight, in the morning ,and which is on because my mother has decided to watch bad programming all day, and she lives with… Read full post »
This is a public outcry to Joan H, Clarkk, and any witness that might have seen seen the ISSUE. Please, don't tell another soul and thank you so much for rating anyhow. xxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooo.
The Issue? I accidently put up some thing and it wasn't meant to be seen. You see,… Read full post »
Yesterday , I was convinced that Jake Pavelka very well might die young. I mean that boy is just too good for this here world. He wants wants best for every single one of us. He not only has the back of the numerous woman he is falling in or is in love or likes… Read full post »
It's been a long time. Off the top of my head I'd say it was 15 years ago. I'm pretty sure I was 25. Well, back then I lived in Los Angeles for a year.
One day my sister, a friend, and I went for breakfast and we found a… Read full post »
I don't have much for Valentines day this year but I'd like to recount a Valentines day discussion with someone I love unromantically-- my sister.
Scene: Angelina Jolie is on CNN talking to Christiane Amanpour. Apartment in Los Angeles. A very sweet looking 70 year old is on th… Read full post »
In the end, I went with Aims advice. When I win (sometime in March,) I'll tell it better and truly celebrate with you all - if you let me.
Copied and pasted it to a file with the comments. Thank you all for your sweet and lovely comments. Read full post »
This is a mix of chili chocolate open call and fiction friday so beware:
Lila was impatient. She craved chocolate but had to wait till the stores started slashing the prices. She'd noticed a pattern she couldn't literally or figuratively afford to ignore. The day right after any candy based… Read full post »
Joan H wants me to write something and so I will. If what I write offends,annoys or bores you, you are to PM Joan H stat.
I'm feeling totally meta today as I fight food cravings and corrupt judges, police, and prosecutors, and other assorted court potatoes.
I try to be free… Read full post »
Having to wrack my brain for good news Sunday.
Valentines is near and Romance is not even a concept to consider. I can't even imagine that I ever was free to think about much less get involved with stuff like that.
But, I'm a turn lemons into a lemonade (with… Read full post »