Alisa Spitzberg's special place in cyberspace
fernsy
- Location
- had to flee Los Angeles, California, U.S.A
- Birthday
- May 24
- Title
- miss fernsy if you're nasty
- Company
- Henyaempire
- Bio
- Loooooooooooong story. If compelled to contact, my email is alisaspitzberg@gmail.com.
MY RECENT POSTS
- How can this not be viral?
Hilarious and terrifying both
May 20, 2013 07:41PM - Strong Women? Senses and Some
sneaky meta
May 16, 2013 09:52AM - Emma Peel is a liar, incapable
of reason, alas
May 13, 2013 05:55AM - Femme Forte and Emma Peel,
bring your evidence here
May 12, 2013 07:49AM - Nancy Dis-Grace-ful and the
faces of Malicious prosecution
May 09, 2013 05:24AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You read my mind. Then,
the Jodi Arias thing is making
me
think that compassion
i…”
May 21, 2013 03:35PM - “Glad to see you, and
another old favorite return
this week.
Adorable kids.
Stella…”
May 21, 2013 09:42AM - “Genuine victims become
immediately dismissed as
whiners and
professional
victims…”
May 21, 2013 09:33AM - “phyllis: I wonder if he
dissed one of them on his
blog. it
appears that we have
n…”
May 21, 2013 07:46AM - “Terrific news. Glad to
see you. Good vibes are needed
around
these parts.”
May 20, 2013 06:30PM
Fernsy's Links
- MY LINKS
- $4.95/mo Web Hosting
Admission Sunday
I must admit that there is a reader out there somewhere with the screenname of aim who has freed me to blog away, and I salute her as well as offer her my gratitude this Sunday!
Being free to blog away very well could be a terrible thing. But, as of now(10;26 a.m pacific time)… Read full post »
Good News Sunday
Since my fried chicken remeron musings did decently on OS I'll continue...
So, I summoned up the energy to drive to Ralphs and get the 8 peices of chicken. No surprise, but it was dissapointing. It turns out that I don't like thier fried chicken when it is fresh. I need… Read full post »
As per Robin Sneeds love poem or letter challenge
What went after you looked in my eyes,
Can only be a matter of surmise.
Just the right words
Worded just so
Make them purr , not bark.
we wanted an exclamation point not a question mark.
Math tells us that there is a sum
Science tells us theres a cell… Read full post »
Can't recommend remeron
from a posthoumous OS veteran who was killed by a spambot
Toast
by delmont klein
The huddled masses
still are yearning.
I must go though,
my toast is burning
Dreams are dying as I mutter,
Where in the hell did I put
the butter?
Ah and ach ,
and such is life
I utter
applying cheese with a… Read full post »
Hip hop for highbrows/rap for reconteurs
Thoreau said we live lives of quiet desperation
But desperation is now in stereo sound
If you don’t know what I’m talking about
You’re a newbie rube.
a link and two words
YOU TUBE
Our most famous poet is maya angelou
What would Dylan Thomas do?
Alchohol poisoning on pinot?
Pass me the heroi… Read full post »
on the advice of mypsyche
Well, I finally had some oprah-riffic experiences.
If it caught the eye of that greatest of gatekeepers, Oprah, she'd probably like this title:
"My mothers name is marianna,"
Let me explain. My mother's name is Henya and she is a hungarian holocaust survivor. That entail… Read full post »
Too strange Tuesday
What a good looking group my favorites are. Though, I would prefer that Ablonde wore a blouse.
I was full of blogs today but couldn't get to the keyboard to create the blogs that I'm pretty sure would hasten the Messiah. One was about Avatar and one was about Haiti and… Read full post »
Anyone here sample a Rachel Ray dish?
That pudding post was the pits.
But, you know what's worse-- and this is probably going to look very belated because I've been living in a cave." I put that in quotations to show that it's a cliche . I hope it's clear that I don't actually live in a cave.… Read full post »
It's all pudding to me
There is so many things to disrupt one's focus . To diagnose ADD in these times is stupid.
I go to check e-mail and there's some clickable teaser about Dennis Hopper being on his deathbed and at the mercy of some unscrupulous lady -purported to be his wife of 14 years!.&nbs… Read full post »
Good news sunday
Good news Sunday? Well, this here "platform" played a nice part in my Sunday and that's good news. I read, enjoyed, favorited, and was favorited here and there in return. I had some particularly mood lifting comments and cursed the millions of complexities that crop up in me wi… Read full post »
eye candy sunday
then,
A while ago:

and now- due to corruption in the los angeles superior
courts(loooong story)
Read full post »
A fetus's view of OS
I just read that putting OS in the title of a post will triple your views . But, actually, I was planning on doing that before discovering that cynical little ploy. So, don't flee just yet. Or do flee. Gee, let go and let god shouldn't be reserved for the Alcoholics!… Read full post »
last line ripoff from Stevie(not knicks)
I've stopped surfing
since I lost confidence
that bulked up legs
or intense focus on balance
asserts any control
over currents.
Can't see it as sport anymore to trust the waves
since I've come to supsect that
mercy and suffering
have no symettry.
I have no cho… Read full post »
Some of this saturday
Don Lemon or is it Leon Harris is saying:
(down girl or ... boy ... or womyn or man... It's anchor people I cant tell apart)
Anyway, this african american male anchorman is saying
that they rescued a man after 12 days in Haiti
The anchorman looks to be alone… Read full post »
full of myself, fool of myself? FYI-real name not fernsy
I just went to look at my abandoned blog(somewhere out there on some bandwidth thingamagig) and I did indeed share some of my stuff but I had two false identities invented to do so: One was a deceased poet laureate named Delmont Klien(who died of a mix of consumption and dissapointment)… Read full post »
well, I'm already naked -might as well bend over
Remember how i wrote
the day will come they'll come that day
well it's here in ever way
Truth will set me and us free
but it wasn't clear
for long
that this would be
so though i know
you'll never see
I ask you to
listen to me:
icy patches form…
in regards to the post about the 9 year old suicide
Karma dreams that sleep with the fishes
The day
has not yet come
Hey hey
Some more work
and pray pray pray pray
Still, murky waters fill the bay
The day will come
Hey. Hey!
The day will come
they'll come that day
With
delay
The placid lake lies by this bay
On this lake,
Sail boats hardly s… Read full post »
It felt like poetry to me
Step two in my revolution- get the geeks out of the computer
We must remove all the geeks from inside these computers. These magical geeks have made this online world incredible. But, the outside world is still a shabby mess. The elevators are still too slow, and it took a half an hour for the lad at the supermarket to slice my… Read full post »
Fiction Friday piece by sister
Step 1 in my revolution
Some here are aware that yesterday I tried to foment a revolution. Well, my revolution is in its infancy but it is very much alive, thank you very much. There has already been suggestions as to fashions and foods(cookies) and those are being considered.
The manifesto needs a touch up but… Read full post »
Ouch, I think I'm having a heart attack
My heart does hurt but it's not on the left side( or is it the right side? I can't remember. ) My heart hurts in its center, whatever. The point is: I'm not having a heart attack but just saying that in the title as bait. See, I'm dead set on fomenting… Read full post »
I'd like to start a revolution, anyone care to join
Hello any soul who finds their way to this humble and somewhat forlorn corner,
I have my manifesto ready,and in the coming days and weeks I will be trying to foment a revolution. I know, I know, those are hard to spark much less maintain. Still, I wanna try . I'll make… Read full post »






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