I sniff a new editor. Therefore, I sniff my first and only chance at an Editors Pick before my Birthday. Out of the corner of my gimlet eye, I see this on the Open Salon cover page.
Awesome stories for new OS editor
But, with different fancy formatting that I can't recreate.
All I need now is an awesome story. Jesus, please point me to the story that is awesome. Buddah, get off those big buns, and make it happen!Jehovah, bear witness once I succeed in this mission of awesome story.
Someone, anyone! It's awesome story time , and, for once, I want to stand up and be counted.
I have a good story about a pereodactyl in my toilet, and how we danced all night long, but Kim Gamble kind of stole it. Why do they let Australians on this site, Emily? Oh, I forgot, Emily might be gone for good, or just " trapping" with LKWalker.
I have the story about finding that Penguin in my dresser drawer, but that's too sexual. What about the one where that effing Walrus accosted me by the mailbox?
I'm in possesion of some nifty antecdotes and even a super awesome essay. Do they --wh0moever they mey bey-- mean like literally, "awesome", or new millenium usage of "awesome"?
Should I post it only if I can assure it will totally inspire awe in the masses, is what I'm saying. If I do pull this off, should I open an account with adsense?
Well, what should I do?
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