I just don't know the meaning of trillion dollar debt and a debt ceiling. I should . I would if I could.
I don't know the difference between pork barrell politics and other types that sound less .... porky.
I pick my politicians for entirely cosmetic reasons.
In 2012. we have a Grinchy Gingrich. Half serpent/ half swine, not too fine.
There are good arches of the eyebrows and bad ones. There is devilishly handsome and just devilish. There are good wicked grins and apparently there are bad ones:
Then you have a fellow who Capra would cast as Scrooge. Cross that with a mean (now masculine looking) grandma. Nevermind that he talks of liberty movements and respect for the constitution. Some mugs just make you tune out messages:
Then, you have a man blessed by the angel Mormoni and the gods of a full head of hair, not to mention did you know HE WAS A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAN.
Him and Michelle Bachman?
Then, you have a case of nerd face with a last name that brings to mind a lavaratory. " Will you excuse me. I need to go to the Santorum."
Can't get a good pic of them, but he has womanly hips too. Nothing wrong with a man with womanly hips, but I don't want that in my president. Couple that geeky lower shelf with this visage...
And, you're not getting me to pick his name in any voters booth.
So, I'll go with