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JANUARY 21, 2012 9:33PM

Who I'm picking for president and why

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I just don't know the meaning of trillion dollar debt and a debt ceiling. I should . I would if I could.

 I don't know the difference between pork barrell politics and other types that sound less .... porky.

I pick my politicians for entirely cosmetic reasons. 

In 2012. we have a Grinchy Gingrich. Half serpent/ half swine, not too fine.

There are good arches of the eyebrows and bad ones. There is devilishly handsome and just devilish. There are good wicked grins and  apparently there are bad ones:gingrich 

 

Then you have a fellow who Capra would cast as Scrooge. Cross that with a mean (now masculine looking)  grandma.   Nevermind that he talks of liberty movements and respect for the constitution. Some mugs just make you tune out messages:ronpaul

 

Then, you have a man blessed by the angel Mormoni and the gods of a full head of hair, not to mention did you know HE WAS A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAN.  romney3 

Him and Michelle  Bachman?

reggie1 

Him alone?reggie2

 

Then, you have a case of nerd face with a last name that brings to mind  a lavaratory. " Will you excuse me.  I need to go to the Santorum."

Can't get a good pic of them, but he has womanly hips too. Nothing wrong with a man with womanly hips,  but I don't want that in my president.  Couple that geeky lower shelf with this visage...

santorum 

And, you're not getting me to pick his name in any voters booth.

 So, I'll go withobamahot

 

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Sounds about right to me.
Me too! There are some more sexy photos of him around. Remember that one of him in Hawaii in his bathing suit or the one of him sliding for the ball on the basket ball court. He is one HOT DADDY. He has my vote.
Like there's a choice?
me too. I cannot believe these religious types that voted Newt in for the win in NC.
Give me a break.. a three time womanizer.
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
I think I'll go for the one who can sing, "I'm so in love with you..." better than Al Green. :)

(For a million reasons, it can't be Newt. As I've said elsewhere, I get so confused by the term, 'Gingrich's staff."
Still laughing my butt off at the tags. If it's the hottie factor it's definitely Obama, not to mention his hottie wife! What's up with Calista Gingrich's hair that looks like a helmet made from fiber optics? It should light up! I keep wondering if any of it gets displaced while they're bumping uglies. Now I'm going to have nightmares about Newtie doing the nasty! I should not entertain my shallow side as it causes me suffering.
Not only the best looking, but the smartest...and for all his disappointing some people, the most human(e) of the possibilities.
Thanks a lot Ferns.
Now, the next time I see Sanitorium on TV, I will be looking at his hips.
Jaimie: I thought I'd get slammed for shallowness but OS is a shallow bunch too. yay.
Zanelle: His sense of humor is what has really endeared him. He's just really attractive. Off to go look for those pictures. thank you.
Osheepdog: There really isn't. I know. Just wanted to make my Archie Comic "observation."
LindaS: Not just a womanizer but a serial cold dumper of his wives.xxo
Becky: The hell with my silly post -- great to see you around. Why is it that smoking is sexy? I have lots of theories.
ThebigD: Michelle is hot too. True. Calista is awful and the images of her and Newts limbs interwined during intercourses is not one that I welcome. Shallow causes suffering. True again, Ms Blue.
Myriad: I think this is the first time you have come to my blog. Welcome. He is the best choice by far and for all reasons. Just wanted to mock the looks of the republican candidates.
Leeping: You are welcome, pal. Trust me about the hips!
Shallow pool, deep writing!
Santorum is too shiny. That's all I've got.
the first year, I won't vote. I can't helpt it, they all suck.
That's right. I will tell you this. I think Obama is going to have the hardest time if Newt runs against him. Obama will have to really get down and dirty. Excellent post, fernsy. R
Yup, I'm sticking with The Man too.

Gingrich in swim trunks--Gah! Now I need to go lie down!

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Yup, I'm sticking with The Man too.

Romney? You might as well elect Donny Osmond. Gingrich in swim trunks--Gah! Now I need to go lie down!

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I'm voting for a used dish towel for Prez!! ~:D
I hope he has stopped smoking. But he has my full support.
Haha! This is political analysis I can definitely understand - and a conclusion I can get behind!
Also, did you hear Obama sing? He has a really sexy singing voice!
And he sings like Al Green. ~r
I should read comments first. I see that others were also smitten by his singing voice. Love zanelle's comment, btw. I love the series of black and white photos that were taken of him when he was younger. Incredible.
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I can't believe Newt Gingrich won last night just for saying that he was "appalled by the way they started the presidential debate..."
It is hard to imagine Gingrich being "appalled" by anything. Yep...Obama is looking pretty good.
I've been with that last guy right along...and see no reason to change now.
Good one, fernsy! Well played. I'm with you.
Sheila: Yes.
mhold: I wish the pool was deeper. Thank you.
CathyGF: Doesn't his name bring to mind a toilet?
MichelleD: That's why I have to go on looks alone :)
Toth: I hope he doesn't fall prey to the down and dirty. But, I agree with you, Toth.
Shiral: A mix between an Osmond and a Archie cartoon character. Serious clowns running for office. Thanks.
Miguela: So do I actually.
Tink: Put that towel on the ballot and I'll vote for it too!
Patrick: I think he did quit. Wild to see it anyhow. So forbidden nowadays.
Alysa: You and me don't do the politics. Thought you'd get behind this initiative. Was just told about the singing and how sexy he sounded. Will see it today maybe.
Joantwice: Must see that asap. It's his humor at those press whatever things that made me like him more.
DesertRat: Thanks
Algis: Glad to see you and your fine new creation. Not very good opinions, I fear ,but honest ones.
JW: no choice vote
tai: Nothing apalls that old bastards. He reminds me of a lawyer. They are always appalled or dripping with disdain for no godly reason.
Frank: I wish Ron Paul was more appealing. I'm all about liberty and the constitution but just don't trust Paul at all.
ErikaK: Been wanting to get out my measly opinions for some time. Thanks.
" I cannot believe these religious types that voted Newt in for the win in NC."

Isn't there one of this liberal crowd that has the guts or info to correct the huggable one?

Obama has huge nipples, appealing only to the weaning. It's amazing to think how he could more down and dirty than he's been since puberty.
With all these clowns it has the appeal of a circus show (and no need for animals)....from a cinematic standpoint (as seen from here) we have the fat, the bad , the ugly, the effete and the oscar winner, you figure it out....
Thanks and saluti
Fernsy,
Gotta agree entirely.
O looks way cool w/ cancer stick.
Cool brainiac kinda guy , alot like myself!

One thing you also gotta consider is the famous
Aging Effect the Presidency has on a Prez.
Alas, O seems a frail grey ghost of his former self these days.
To age Gingrich 4 years would be a semi-obscene undertaking.
Ron Paul...fully obscene. We'd have a friggin gloomy puss
George Burns. Or a Pope Benedict.
It would be perversely pleasurable to see Mitt lose his looks,
but then again he might not. Mormons age differently. Alot
less lines. No existential angst or doubt.
Santorum ?
How old is he, anyway?
Santorum would get carded if he tried to buy a pack of smokes.

I WANT A PREZ WHO SMOKES, i just realized.
Imagine what the Media would make of that.
But what if he was like, a messianic genius charismatic kinda prez,
like, uh, a cross between Lincoln & JFK,
who saved the economy and won the
war against the Evildoers and
brought world peace
and his hot wife
a geneticist
cured
cancer?

And anyway, in this future, you had an organ bank closet
fulla extra lungs anyway?

What then?
Of course you will, you said there things you don't get. Obama feeds your ignorance. Obama' campaign let's you do drugs. You don't have to work, you get to sit on you parents couch, playing video games and watching porn. Of course you support Obama, you don't have to work, you get to be racist and irresponsible.
Obama is your Man...
Funnier than all the weekend cartoons put together.
GordonOsmond: Ugly comment.
RobertoLuigi: I'm not secure that any politician isn't by nature-- stinky. Just read a piece in the New Yorker about Burlesconi. Circuses everywhere. Thanks for your saluti and your comment.
James: Was thinking similar thought of building the perfect president. Yes, a smoking president. Fatalistic. Maybe a little recklessnes wouldn't hurt. We can dream about this messianic character who will stop the madness but it feels like just a dream. Sad, but that's the way it feels. Fine comment! Thank you
Allan Marples: Hmmm. Wrong on all points but I just want to make it clear: I hate porn. Good luck with your bevy of issues.
fernsy, of course Berlusconi is top of the worst.....but let's not cpoy him too much :)
Roberto: We are copying him for some reason. Clowns and dunces . Obama is cool but he is allowing bad things to stand(Patriot Act, Guantanomo etc) We need some one better soon!
;) to you to.
Alsoknownas: Coming from you... very nice. Thanks.
You know, dear, you're the first living proof I can cite that Bradbury's prophecies are coming true! He wrote that in the future people would be picky, and pick the looker rather than the nose picker.

Great piece, Fernsy!
Build a president.
Great idea for a sci fi story.
What if the genes of all the presidents were available,
And instead of a dinosaur theme park a la Jurassic park, we
Had an island of all the presidents, intermingling, clones of course..
How would JFK get along with Reagan or FDR? Would his buddy boy be
Clinton?
That's a no-brainer for me, too, based on anything. But that is the worst picture of Barry I have ever seen!

Lezlie
I agree with Thoth, I'd rather see a Romney/Obama matchup than a Gingrich/Obama matchup. Gringrich brings more of the hockey thug approach to it while Romney is more like the tennis pro the other day who got miffed and destroyed 3 rackets.
Fernsy . . .
You make me hunger for some early`Spring's `Fern-Curls.
I was in Canada one Spring. That are better than Lima Beans.
Lima Bean Honey is as Great as Robber Tree Honey Nectars.
I've tasted the`Vietnam's Rubber Tree Blossom Tree Honey.
Eastern Shore's` Maryland - has a great Lima Bean Honey.
I thought of James M.E.. On vacation Marines sunbathe.
Marine dogs go over to sniff`James M.E's butt`behind.
I read that (tease?) IN THE NEW YORK TIMES` stuck?
Honest
keys stuck
O, schmuck
Love lawyers
Some are nice
Where are they?
@art
hm. this is interesting ...


I thought of James M.E..
On vacation Marines sunbathe.
Marine dogs go over to sniff`James M.E's butt`behind.
I read that (tease?) IN THE NEW YORK TIMES` stuck?
Honest


if twas in the Times, i trust it. James me no go on vacations
for this very reason.met a marine today.
he a man who loves dogs. he is sister's
new beau, from match.com. a gentle
warrior, but yeah, figuratively
a man whose sense of smell
determines his evaluation
of another man.

i wore new hat.

nice lawyers are obviously in public defender's office.
gals who have love of justice. they go up against
meanie judge & bat eyes & acquire leniency.
good girls in public defender's office,
like Julie, who has ambitions to
be a non profit girl someday.
work for legal aid
help geezer
criminals
get record
expunged.

meanwhile, she is sweetness & light
as she argues for drug dealer or guy picked up
for possession.
"GordonOsmond: Ugly comment."

In contrast to the sweet, loving comments offered by your lemmings. Oh, I forgot, you liberals were never taught the meaning of hypocrisy at any school you may have attended.
Yes. . . Gordon Osmond agee with Socrates.
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"The unexamined life is not worth living."
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I lost a comment or two just today. Heehaw.
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Words`
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"conservative" use to make commonsense...?
Labels are repressed bile-insults. Why sneer?
Why not try to become a normal human being?
Invest in corncob dry silk. Get a real GED? Huh?
Liver al` a` "rookie-cop"` sit in bathroom stalls.
He poop in stall with the Chief Justice a`giggling.
Liberal/Conservative? Words. Sit and cross toes.
I bet politico sit in a crapper stall in NYC to poops.
DEMS/GOPS all do stink to high heavin's O, mercy!
...
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too.
He even looks presidential with a cigarette dangling from his lips. I don't want an ugly president. Call me shallow shallow shallow but looks are everything and he's got my vote.
if there are survivors to this last generation, when they come of age they will undoubtedly ask "why did American citizens settle for the clowns and betrayers that the media and corporate-controlled money legacy parties selected for them, rather than finding in the time between elections and organizing behind DECENT human beings of whom there were at least SOME among the 300 million citizens of the United States despite how the structure of elections (back then) made it challenging but actually doable, all they had to do was think outside the tv box, for God's sakes. where came the astonishing level of passivity of will a/k/a mass learned helplessness and lack of political and moral imagination as well as grotesque inability to work together as a national community? yeah, they let and watched the youngsters, not only youngsters but primarily youngsters, bang their collective heads against the Wall Street wall, and clucked about what they were doing wrong, and clucked about how it was all so f*cked up, but when it came to demanding the system work for them by proactively finding and backing a DECENT leader, they chose to stay in line for the buffet served up by the RAT BASTARD MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. because this is or was America, you lazily pick your team, but not really your team, to watch, and not get into the game yourself even though the game is about totally screwing you and your loved ones. many chose to curl up in the "bargaining phase" of the 5 stages of grief, not letting their egos be inconvenienced maybe by facing down the mistake of or true horror of a morally compassless Obama, I mean, after all, will you look at the Republican clowns and their racist and Godless God-name-dropping non-empathetic followers! i mean we lemming Dems aren't as unempathetic as they are and if it were easier we would do something, swear to God. we just keep focusing on the Prez' amiable smile, and oprah seal of approval of him, approved still by the too cool for school CORPORATE supercilious righteous MSNBC faux-progressive pundits, so there, and like a Vegas slot machine the callow O will give a crumb now and then, or maybe not, okay, maybe just one in time for a forthcoming election, so the lesser of two evils and not letting the perfect be the enemy of the good rationalizations can be served up for the millionth time to the Dem voting bubble people of America, as opposed to the Repub bubble people of America. and as inconvenient big-mouths demanding real change begin to disappear one by one, who gives a serious damn, for heaven's sake.

the slogan in the 60's was "enough." now it at bottom seems "whatever." despite lip service otherwise.

not personal about you fernsy, just brought up memories of distributing flyers for the Green party and having snotty New Yorkers (the best of the rude pedestrians) tell me my candidate won't win so they won't vote for or give a New York-minute or second of attention to a non-winning candidate. who gives a crap what they actually stand for or they are just too cynical to muster hope and attention to any election. when lemming voters doom us all. forget the principles involved in said race. despite the doomed plight of humanity and the planet.

my 2-1/2 cents. libby
Fusun: Interesting. Not the nose picker, eh? Ron Paul looks like he likes to pick. Good to see you.
James: I'm seeing a world of sci fi books. You should write them. You have the chops.
Lezlie: I love that picture of him. Yeah, it does seem like a major no brainer.
Art: xxo

WalterBlevins:Ha. A miffed tennis pro . Doesn't Romney look like a cartoon character too? With Gingrich it will have to get ugly.
James: Julie sounds great and ... so so rare. I have met 1 in a zillion odds with lawyers being idealistic. I never saw such a self interested closed off group in my life. From the public defenders office to every other type. I'm sure there are some recognizably human ones but I can't say I met maybe one in my now almost 4 year odyssey.
And, I'm not hard to please.
Art: Let's ignore the sneering man.
Margaretf: You are shallow shallow shallow ;)
Libby: I hear you. I am guilty too. What is with this impotence and apathy? Once you really see it and sense it.... very hard to realize. Love your comment. Wish I could do it justice with an equal response. Please sign me up to any movement you may start.
When he sang at the podium last week I loved hearing his excellent voice.
It's easy to pick the good-looking incumbent with this crowd of clowns....but if a homely wo/man came along with the wisdom and sense to actually get something done to unite us better, s/he'd be my pick immediately...does this person exist? Not so sure....
"Will you excuse me. I need to go to the Santorum." Laughing. Out. Loud!

That pic of Obama is so great because he looks a little dangerous. In reality he's much squarer than than that these days, but his little mini-serenade the other day, when he sang some Al Green at the Apollo...well that warmed the Zen master up quite a bit for me. I actually swooned for a second. Something I haven't done in a while.
I have mornings where I just can't seem to get going. Where does the lady from ny get her coffee?
JustThinking: Totally. I'd take that homely person too. But, this year that person doesn't seem to exist. I feel stuck with Obama. I'm just hoping that since he has less to fear(not being re-elected) he'll step up more to the plate this term.
BB: Yay. I was hoping someone would like the silly jokes. I still have to see him singing but I heard it was swoon making.
I don't think you really did get what I was saying. You can sign yourself up for the Green Party as one alternative. best, libby
Newt will make it easier for O'bama. I can't believe he pulled off a landslide in SC.
alsoknownas: I don't understand ;)
libbyliberal: I don't think I did. But, I'll try later today. Very rushed, sorry. Thanks.
Liberalnotleft: I'm guessing Romney is just too weak a candidate and Newt, in this race, has a chance.
JPhart: yessir or something to that effect when too cryptic for my understanding.
LOVE the Obama shot. Excuse me, I too have to go to the santorum.
If I were to adopt the tactics and ersatz reasoning of the left, I'd be tempted to characterize this drooling by love-starved females over a young black as racist.
Bethmann: Always a thrill to see your avatar on my blog . People will be appalled by him smoking but quietly they are intrigued
Gordon Osmond: You are insane. Any relation to Marie?
Nobody ever looked better with a cigarette dangling from his lips than Jean-Paul Belmondo, but I don't seem to recall that he ever ran for president of France. Perhaps the French are less shallow in their choice of political candidates than Americans are. Just ask them and they will tell you so.

Both Eisenhower and Kennedy were smokers, which probably accounts for their political success. Kennedy looked pretty good puffing on a cigar.

Your photo of Obama has a certain appeal, but I'm afraid that appearances, which accounted almost entirely for his victory in 2008, may not be enough this time. The reality of his presidency may be too much of a handicap.
Weird. Had two facebook likes and then... one.
ArthurLouis: I was all for Hillary in 2008. I agree he was picked on appearances. I guess my real point in this post is that the republican nominees are too clownish for words and that for someone like me, who admittedly, can't keep abreast of much more than my own injustice oddyssey, such clownishness has left me no choice. I consider myself an independent so ...
Thank the gods above, below and in between you didn't pick the one I feared you might. The one with the most impressive knowledge and charm, whose every comment is so intuitive and insightful and intelligent and incredibly inclusive and...(help! I'm running out of "in"s!)... I'm referring, of course, to that Brazilian expert on U.S. politics, who would be simply too good to be true were he to occupy the Oval Office to play his fiddle whilst Washington burned and the rest of humanity wondered how in hell such an insightful, intelligent, incredibly inclusive, etc. example of the very best human evolution could produce could, tragically, become the last president of the United States etc,, etc. Speaking of course - no surprise here, is it? - of gordon osmond.
Matt: I was not surprised. His incisive genius comments on Obamas nipples alone qualify him for the leader of the free world. Alsas, Brazil's gain is our loss.
I came late to this blog. Laughed my butt off. Then I started reading the comments and I fell off my chair! ("Gingrich in swim trunks--Gah! Now I need to go lie down!"

Except for poor Gordon....Poor Osmond! He must beat the crap out of his dog every morning.
Their ain't any better option available for 2012 than Barrack Obama. The other aspirants are just mismatch and lack good policy initiative for the masses. And I hope this time around the electorate will provide him with enough workable members of congress. To crown It up Obama candidacy Is an act of God.
Count me in. He is the cutest by far, hope he has managed to lose the cigarette.
rated with love