So I'm supposed to feel wistful for the departures of Larry King and Oprah Winfrey.
My real feelings... shhhhh:
Larry King is a not very useful male crone/yenta as far as I'm concerned. He's kind of tactless and soulless so he asked some tactless questions along the way . Some celebrities said some shit in response. End of story.
Good riddens to bad garbage is too harsh, yeah, but no loss to society as far as I'm concerned. Bring back David Susskind somehow. I'll even take Dick Cavett or the awful Charlie Rose at this damned point.
Like Obama should have turned down the Nobel , Larry should say, " I ain't all that." and slink away with his billions and his suspect wife.
I saw Larry King walk by a coffee shop, I was sitting at for a memorable reason , and I felt he looked like a well dressed salamander. Lea Lane has a different take and was an editors pick. Life continues.
Foolish dreadful governor Shwartzenegger(who employs an evil law firm that I'm suing etc) is announcing, against my will, once more, a " Larry King Day."
So different from Martin Luther King day, no? Will they make me wear suspenders on this very special day? I can foresee it.California is a mess inside a disaster.I will refuse the suspenders under threat, I am telling you.
Hairs somewhere have just turned prematurely gray.
Larry King day when there are so many better days. Oy vays.
Oprah Winfrey day on the way:
Then big dumb old Oprah is leaving some time slot with Gayle in tow. Stedman is also in tow. OH NO! What will the mediocracy due to fill such a TIME slot?
Everywhere I turn she is hailed for her contributions which include, in my estimation, Rachel Ray, James Frey , Dr. Oz and Phil and I guess .... Jenny McCarthy????
And yeah a lot of non readers supposedly read her picks and so are not total non readers.
Tributes out the ass, and Paul Simon(a guy who kind of does deserve a day) slip sliding away on the action in some nightmare episode tribute to Oprah show, that I was forced to see . Tell me lord I dreamt it?http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Oprahs-Farewell-Season-Premiere/14
Lord, Lord?? Woohoo Lord. Is this on, Lord? OS, can you tell the Lord I need to speak to him.