Farleftside

Farleftside
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Dallas, Texas, USA
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November 06
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My Googlable name is Mike Stanfill. I'm an illustrator, animator, web designer, cartoonist, cranky old geezer and much, much less. If you like my comic, or are easily influenced by people you don't know, then you can find lots more to overstimulate your neocortex at farleftside.com.

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Salon.com
MARCH 26, 2012 12:49AM

Talk About Getting Shot Down

Rate: 6 Flag
Stand your ground makes dating a little bit tricky.

The Ten NRA Commandments

typical white person1. I am the Lord thy NRA, who redefined the second Amendment, delivering assault rifles into the hands of rednecks. You shall have no other special interest group before me.

2. Thou shalt not financially support the ACLU for the NRA is a jealous organization and will mercilessly troll your blog.

3. Thou shalt not criticize the NRA, for the NRA will hire lobbyists to thwart your reelection.

4. Remember the 6-shooter and keep it holy. Keep one bullet for your son and one bullet for your daughter, one for your male servant and one for your female servant, one for your cattle and one for the stranger at the gates. Especially if the stranger is black.

5. Honor your mother and father, for they allow you live in their basement.

6. Thou shalt kill. That's what the gun is for.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Your wife knows where you keep your guns.

8. Thou shalt not steal, but it's okay to shoot anyone who looks suspicious.

9. Do not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Instead, shoot him and claim self-defense.

10. Covet thy neighbor's gun, for it is awesome. Especially if it has a banana clip.

=Lefty=

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Call the Engraver - put them in Stone! R
where is everybody!
I love the cartoon. And the t-shirt. Offensive to rednecks, though. They don't see themselves as bitter.
That is both hilarious and terrifyingly true.