Linda Seccaspina

The Tayles of Emileeeeee McPheeeeee

Linda Seccaspina

Linda Seccaspina
Location
WHOOOOOOOOOOOVILLE, Peaceful
Birthday
July 24
Title
The Maiden of Death
Company
When you wish upon a star
Bio
Linda's column can now be read in The Humm newspaper and online. My books "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" "Cowansville High Misremembered" and "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities" now available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle >>>>>>>Profile Photo by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go>>>>>>>> Cover also done by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Cowansville High School Misremembered" book is now out as a fundraiser for the school._______________________ ________________***Linda's writing can be read Monday to Friday on Zoomers.ca where links to her stories have been picked up by Time Online, USA Today and Huffington Post from other sites she has blogged on.She is also a contributor on Yahoo.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Linda's Photo's can be seen on: http://linda-seccaspina.fineartamerica.com/____________________________________ Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee. Linda Seccaspina was born in Cowansville Quebec about the same time the wheel was invented. _____________________________________ She used to own clothing stores in Ottawa and Toronto Ontario Canada from 1974-1996 called Flash Cadilac, Savannah Devilles, Nightmares and Flaming Groovies. _____________________________________ Her brain tries to writes stories about her menopausal life and a host of other things she gets annoyed at. _____________________________________ She has two sons, Schuyleur and one that does not want his name mentioned. She has a grandson called Romeo who is a Boston Terrier and a grandaughter Bella who is a french bulldog. _____________________________________ Linda loves people quite plain and simple and loves to hug.. Yes, she is one of "those".

 emily   This is the twelfth in a series about the strangers that I meet in my life.

                           holly1new santa

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Editor’s Pick
DECEMBER 22, 2010 10:51AM

Four years later - Still searching for Christmas in the rain

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When I wrote this in 2006 I wondered if things might change through the years. I honestly thought that people might begin to respect their fellow man come Holiday time and not berate each other. Four years later to the exact day nothing has changed including the weather,… Read full post »

DECEMBER 21, 2010 10:39AM

An Open Letter to Mantracker

Before I begin my blog today I received a message from Dee (Throughmyeyes) this morning. She has asked me to share this and may we all just take a moment and wish her well.

Lin,

Mom had a stroke last night and I won't be here for while so could you let
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                        meg

 

As someone gently eases me into a ‘Rascal’ wheelchair a few years from now I will still be the ultimate fan. I just admire peopl… Read full post »

DECEMBER 19, 2010 11:31AM

The Twelve Days of Mountain Dew

 

A few weeks ago I blogged about the edible “12 Months of Godiva Chocolate” and wrote that with a smile. Yesterday our fellow kitty blogger Tink reminded me of one of this country’s horrors.

That would be simply that neon yellow colour drink called Mountain Dew. Instead of wa… Read full post »

emily   This is the eleventh in a series about the strangers that I meet in my life. It may be for only seconds, or it may be just days.  I will never ever forget them.

 

busk111

 

Rita stood there looking very disillusioned as the mall cop told… Read full post »

 

                   queenm

Dear Queen Liz and Prince Phil,

Just popping off a quick note to tell you how pleased I am that you have placed me in a pending file for the future Queen Mum. Thank you for sen… Read full post »

DECEMBER 15, 2010 10:41AM

Dark to Light Notes of Baroque Water Music

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It's still dark out as I slowly wake up and hear the rain pound down on the skylight. I slip my legs into a fetal position and pull the blankets up around my chin. Listening to the rain reminds me of sitting in my grandmother's orange… Read full post »

                                   To all the poets on Open Salon:

I hope you know that some of us that cannot write the words of beauty that you do. I jus… Read full post »

"Well this is me, Schuyleur Seccaspina talking to you right now, and well, the picture below is an attempt at drawing on MS Paint, which in no way resembles me."

 

                 Yo

 

My son Sky wrote those words years… Read full post »

 

emily   This is the tenth in a series about the strangers that I meet in my life. It may be for only seconds, or it may be just days.  I will never ever forget them.

 

kid

 

 

The child stood there silently gazing out of the… Read full post »

 

 

 

                          bryan

 

Chances are if you blog you do it because you have something to say and want people to listen. Usually the moneta… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
DECEMBER 8, 2010 10:41AM

The Grinch Report #3- Storage Wars Christmas Edition 2011

Every night after I finish my work I sit on the couch and blankly stare at the droning TV.  A woman seems to never be in control of the remote so I ask the "remote keeper" the same question night after night.

"Is Storage Wars on tonight?"

"Hoarders" is… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
DECEMBER 7, 2010 5:46PM

To Elizabeth Edwards the Tower of Power

                               elizabeth

 

 

Dear Elizabeth,

 

Two minutes ago I heard that you had died and I started to cry. I never… Read full post »

DECEMBER 7, 2010 10:45AM

The Taming of the Crab

CrabAnimated1Today I am finally coming out of the shellfish closet. Last week crab was on special and I decided to try it out. I have never met a crab I did not like. In reality I have never met a crab nor a lobster at all. They have always stayed… Read full post »

DECEMBER 6, 2010 10:37AM

Please tell me why I am not good enough?

 

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   me1       It’s 11:30 pm and in 30 minutes the clock will strike midnight and it will be December 6th.  If my father was still alive he would be 83 years old today. But he is not and instead I have been crying off… Read full post »

 

emily   This is the ninth in a series about the strangers that I meet in my life. It may be for only seconds, or it may be just days - I will never ever forget them.

 

karen    This week's series takes a wee bit of… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 2, 2010 10:48AM

My Journey to Become the Future Queen Mum of England -Part 1

 

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  pinkrA long time ago when our beloved Princess Diana was going to get married she had to take etiquette lessons from the late Queen Mum. Now that "Mum" has passed who is going to steer young "Waity Katy" in the right royal direction?… Read full post »

bad

Dear Santa,

I have a few more Holiday things to complain about once again. Yes, Santa I am going to beat this thing to death until maybe New Years. 

Are you ready?

Let's complain about presents this week. pres

 

 

  mar

 

 

Santa, do… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 30, 2010 10:50AM

Dining and Drugs at the Dollar Store


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On August 24th of 2010 the Centre Town Loonie and Toonie* Shop was raided by the Ontario Provincial Police in Carleton Place, Ontario. Police netted thousands of dollars worth of drugs amongst the store stock. Honestly, just like the police I can spend hours in some of these… Read full post »

 

dog

 

 

Last night I watched the film "Marley and Me" once again. As Woody Harrelson once said,

“I have not cried this much since Titanic".

When I first saw the film advertised I had no intention of watching it. I am not a Jennifer Anniston fan… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 28, 2010 10:50AM

5888 Lost Dreams

 

 Please play while reading.

  cross

While 5822 people shopped on Black Friday 5822 people did not. Shaded by tall trees that stand as sentinels lie the remembered and non remembered on the hill.

This hill of memory lies a few hundred feet off the highway in Lafayette, Cali… Read full post »

 

emily   This is the eighth in a series about the strangers that I meet in my life. It may be for only seconds, or it may be just days - I will never ever forget them.

 

         Stripper_Pole

 

 

   fea  A very long… Read full post »

 

                      pigpen

 

 

I can't remember how old I was when I started watching Charlie Brown holiday programs. All I know is at age 59 I can still quote a lot of the tex… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 24, 2010 10:37AM

The Grinch Report -Week 1

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I don't know where I lost my holiday spirit. For someone who loves people as much as I do it is a shocker to some. What happened that turned me off the holidays?

I think I lost Christmas the year we had the house fire.… Read full post »