Linda Seccaspina
Linda Seccaspina
- Location
- WHOOOOOOOOOOOVILLE, Peaceful
- Birthday
- July 24
- Title
- The Maiden of Death
- Company
- When you wish upon a star
- Bio
- Linda's column can now be read in The Humm newspaper and online.
My books "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" "Cowansville High Misremembered" and "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities" now available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle >>>>>>>Profile Photo by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go>>>>>>>> Cover also done by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Cowansville High School Misremembered" book is now out as a fundraiser for the school._______________________ ________________***Linda's writing can be read Monday to Friday on Zoomers.ca where links to her stories have been picked up by Time Online, USA Today and Huffington Post from other sites she has blogged on.She is also a contributor on Yahoo.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Linda's Photo's can be seen on: http://linda-seccaspina.fineartamerica.com/____________________________________ Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee. Linda Seccaspina was born in Cowansville Quebec about the same time the wheel was invented. _____________________________________ She used to own clothing stores in Ottawa and Toronto Ontario Canada from 1974-1996 called Flash Cadilac, Savannah Devilles, Nightmares and Flaming Groovies. _____________________________________ Her brain tries to writes stories about her menopausal life and a host of other things she gets annoyed at. _____________________________________ She has two sons, Schuyleur and one that does not want his name mentioned. She has a grandson called Romeo who is a Boston Terrier and a grandaughter Bella who is a french bulldog. _____________________________________ Linda loves people quite plain and simple and loves to hug.. Yes, she is one of "those".
MY RECENT POSTS
- Martin Richard – Awarded
Words of Inspiration
April 16, 2013 05:21PM - Laundry Babies - Baby BMH
5-7-66
March 27, 2013 09:42PM - Flogging the Golden Globes
January 14, 2013 09:33AM - Cancer Always Calls Collect -
Part 5 - One Way Trip to Mars
January 11, 2013 09:30AM - Cancer Always Calls Collect -
Part 4 - Am I an Adjective?
January 03, 2013 12:51PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I think you should
re-write this into one of your
plays you
do.. It's wonderful
a…”
April 30, 2013 03:41PM - “A mass burning of the
badges might be nice. Of
course they
will now allow
their m…”
April 19, 2013 06:17PM - “"Why haven't the Boston
Police requested that CNN
stay
indoors and not use
e…”
April 19, 2013 03:34PM - “I agree with connie--
when they bomb check the SF
1906
earthquake memorial
today.…”
April 18, 2013 08:11PM - “I know even though I am
allergic to cats I will love
reading
about young
Gracie..…”
April 18, 2013 04:44PM
Linda Seccaspina's Links
Horses with No Names- The People's Father Christmas
Four years later - Still searching for Christmas in the rain

When I wrote this in 2006 I wondered if things might change through the years. I honestly thought that people might begin to respect their fellow man come Holiday time and not berate each other. Four years later to the exact day nothing has changed including the weather,… Read full post »
An Open Letter to Mantracker
Before I begin my blog today I received a message from Dee (Throughmyeyes) this morning. She has asked me to share this and may we all just take a moment and wish her well.
Lin,
Mom had a stroke last night and I won't be here for while so could
you let… Read full post »
Soap Suds- Confessions of an Elderly Groupie

As someone gently eases me into a ‘Rascal’ wheelchair a few years from now I will still be the ultimate fan. I just admire peopl… Read full post »
The Twelve Days of Mountain Dew
A few weeks ago I blogged about the edible “12 Months of Godiva Chocolate” and wrote that with a smile. Yesterday our fellow kitty blogger Tink reminded me of one of this country’s horrors.
That would be simply that neon yellow colour drink called Mountain Dew. Instead of wa… Read full post »
Horses with No Names - The Busking Teachers
This is the eleventh in a series
about the strangers that I meet in my life. It may be for only
seconds, or it may be just days. I will never ever forget
them.

Rita stood there looking very disillusioned as the mall cop told… Read full post »
The Pending Queen Mum & Kate go Headgear Shopping

Dear Queen Liz and Prince Phil,
Just popping off a quick note to tell you how pleased I am that you have placed me in a pending file for the future Queen Mum. Thank you for sen… Read full post »
Dark to Light Notes of Baroque Water Music

It's still dark out as I slowly wake up and hear the rain pound down on the skylight. I slip my legs into a fetal position and pull the blankets up around my chin. Listening to the rain reminds me of sitting in my grandmother's orange… Read full post »
In Honour of Little Kate and the Poets of Open Salon
To all the poets on Open Salon:
I hope you know that some of us that cannot write the words of beauty that you do. I jus… Read full post »
The 360 of Life - Ornaments and Charlie Brown
"Well this is me, Schuyleur Seccaspina talking to you right now, and well, the picture below is an attempt at drawing on MS Paint, which in no way resembles me."

My son Sky wrote those words years… Read full post »
Horses with no Names - The Harry Potter Boy
This is the tenth in a series about
the strangers that I meet in my life. It may be for only seconds,
or it may be just days. I will never ever forget
them.

The child stood there silently gazing out of the… Read full post »
How you too can make $150,000 a year Blogging!

Chances are if you blog you do it because you have something to say and want people to listen. Usually the moneta… Read full post »
Every night after I finish my work I sit on the couch and blankly stare at the droning TV. A woman seems to never be in control of the remote so I ask the "remote keeper" the same question night after night.
"Is Storage Wars on tonight?"
"Hoarders" is… Read full post »

Dear Elizabeth,
Two minutes ago I heard that you had died and I started to cry. I never… Read full post »
The Taming of the Crab
Today I am finally coming out of the shellfish closet.
Last week crab was on special and I decided to try it out. I have
never met a crab I did not like. In reality I have
never met a crab nor a lobster at all. They have
always stayed… Read full post »
Please tell me why I am not good enough?

It’s 11:30 pm and in 30 minutes the clock will strike
midnight and it will be December 6th.
If my father was still alive he would be 83 years old today. But he
is not and instead I have been crying off… Read full post »
Horses with No Names - The Last Skull of Savannah Devilles
This is the ninth in a series about
the strangers that I meet in my life. It may be for only seconds,
or it may be just days - I will never ever forget
them.
This week's series takes a wee bit
of… Read full post »

A long time ago when our beloved Princess Diana
was going to get married she had to take etiquette lessons from the
late Queen Mum. Now that "Mum" has passed who is going to steer
young "Waity Katy" in the right royal direction?… Read full post »
The Grinch Report -Week 2 - Dear Santa with Free Cookies

Dear Santa,
I have a few more Holiday things to complain about once again. Yes, Santa I am going to beat this thing to death until maybe New Years.
Are you ready?
Let's complain about presents this week. 

Santa, do… Read full post »
Dining and Drugs at the Dollar Store

On August 24th of 2010 the Centre Town Loonie and Toonie* Shop was raided by the Ontario Provincial Police in Carleton Place, Ontario. Police netted thousands of dollars worth of drugs amongst the store stock. Honestly, just like the police I can spend hours in some of these… Read full post »
Heartbeat Stories of a Shedding Machine called Zarry Boy

Last night I watched the film "Marley and Me" once again. As Woody Harrelson once said,
“I have not cried this much since Titanic".
When I first saw the film advertised I had no intention of watching it. I am not a Jennifer Anniston fan… Read full post »
5888 Lost Dreams
Please play while reading.

While 5822 people shopped on Black Friday 5822 people did not. Shaded by tall trees that stand as sentinels lie the remembered and non remembered on the hill.
This hill of memory lies a few hundred feet off the highway in Lafayette, Cali… Read full post »
Horses with No Names - Strippers, Burlesque and a Dream
This is the eighth in a series about
the strangers that I meet in my life. It may be for only seconds,
or it may be just days - I will never ever forget
them.

A very long… Read full post »
What Pig-Pen from Peanuts means to me on Thanksgiving

I can't remember how old I was when I started watching Charlie Brown holiday programs. All I know is at age 59 I can still quote a lot of the tex… Read full post »
The Grinch Report -Week 1

I don't know where I lost my holiday spirit. For someone who loves people as much as I do it is a shocker to some. What happened that turned me off the holidays?
I think I lost Christmas the year we had the house fire.… Read full post »
Linda Seccaspina's Favorites
Updates
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Uplifted
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“Amend the 2nd amendment!”
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Willem Spinoza's Tragically Brief Career As a Diamond Cutter
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On "Social Welfare Organizations" and Tax Exempt Status
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Jade "Soul" Zuberi animates--and elevates--SYTYCD
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MY SUBVERSIVE EXCURSION to the local library!
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Pink Tights, Tu-tus, and Schmaltzy Music
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Where Haters Love to Shop


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