Linda Seccaspina

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Linda Seccaspina

Linda Seccaspina
July 24
Formerly called The Maiden of Death by Derek Raymaker Xpress Magazine
When you wish upon a star
Linda's column can now be read in The Humm newspaper and online. Also pick up an issue of Screamin Mamas magazine from Florida for a peak at some of my writing.>> My idol is former mentor and OPRAH senior associate producer Elizabeth Coady. Taskmaster extraordinaire but learned so much from her, and if I could be 1/8 as talented as her I 'd be laughing.>>>>> My books "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" "Cowansville High Misremembered" "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities" and "Cancer Calls Collect" now available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle >>>>>>>All covers also done by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Cowansville High School Misremembered" book is now out as a fundraiser for the school._______________________ ___________________ Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee. Linda Seccaspina was born in Cowansville Quebec about the same time the wheel was invented. _____________________________________ She used to own clothing stores in Ottawa and Toronto Ontario Canada from 1974-1996 called Flash Cadilac, Savannah Devilles, Nightmares and Flaming Groovies. _____________________________________ Her brain tries to writes stories about her menopausal life and a host of other things she gets annoyed at. _____________________________________ She has two sons, Schuyleur and one that does not want his name mentioned. She has a grandson called Romeo who is a Boston Terrier and a grandaughter Bella who is a french bulldog. _____________________________________ Linda loves people quite plain and simple and loves to hug.. Yes, she is one of "those".


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I completed today’s blog last night and let Steve take a look at it.  I asked him if he liked it and he said it was okay. But it was the tone of the word "okay" I didn’t like.

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Last week Walter Blevins blogged about Zombie Awareness month and I flipped out because I had not known about it. God only knows I dated enough Zombies in my life that I should have been right on top of this.

Look closely around you on public transportation for the… Read full post »


Once upon a time when my late sister decided to get married the scary question came up that a lot of women dread.

"Would I be her bridesmaid" she asked?

Having had a rocky relationship for many years with her due to my father, I really wanted to… Read full post »

Tuesday was National Clean Your Room Up Day.  I would love to see some raised hands from some of you who knew about this special day or participated.


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First of all let me clear up the word Heaven… Read full post »


Last week the police had to be called to interrupt a fight between two young men over an available iPad2 in Beijing China. Of course the Apple staff could not be reached for comment as they were too busy taking pictures of the incident on their iPhones. Malachi Urbini, an… Read full post »


What do you do when you see a wire dog on wheels? Do you bypass it without any thought whatsoever or do you investigate? Well in my case this dog was way too interesting and I asked to take a picture of it. That was two weeks ago and somehow my… Read full post »


Last week the Huffington Post had a small story detailing what products to try if you had not bathed in a few days.  The items they suggested were pricey and none of it made hygienic sense. As a young teenager with a trail of dust following me all the time… Read full post »


I had a blog already done for today with lots of pictures and sad words. I looked at it and after all the hours of work I put into it I deleted it.  Linda had literally once again talked herself into believing that her mother’s absence was the cause for… Read full post »


A few months ago I went to an estate sale that was simply out of this world. Everything was pre-1960 and I was just like a kid in a candy store. I scored a large box of vintage patterns, hats and purses that I guarded with my life. A green… Read full post »

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The foggy evening air was cool as I proceeded to walk down the dark street. I could not place where I was and th… Read full post »

Yesterday I was reading a great book by Joey Green who wrote the Magic Brands book. I love these books that give you all these solutions to cure everything in the world - even exorcism.  Of course I have to disagree with some of them and thought I would share.… Read full post »


Please note that Mr. Chandler never wrote this. This is just my interpretation of what he might have written as a Mother's Day essay. I doubt he would have as he didn't really seem like a 1-800- Flowers man.


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Last week Marie Wolf from Tampa Florida brought back a pair of "Pink" $70 sweatpants to Victoria’s Secret that she did not care for. They happily processed the refund and Ms. Wolf stood there in shock as the clerk took a pair of scissors and started to cut them to shreds.… Read full post »

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APRIL 29, 2011 3:50AM

Live Royal Wedding Blogging from Westminster - Best in Show

hats   It is 4:35 PM and I am already in my pajamas and have my pillow on the couch. I am honestly ready for a lot of royal action. The "Royal Truck" pulled up an hour ago and Tink the cat and his pal dropped by.




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Two weeks ago when there was a detour because of a sidewalk being torn apart I encountered this house as I was walking home. I marveled at the cacti landscaping in the front and was very curious to who created it. Every day after that I ventured past the home as… Read full post »

The Louisville Slugger shown in the photograph below is the 180 Paul O’Neill model. It is one hundred percent American made and yes that is the same Yankees player that Kramer had to get to hit two home runs so he could get the Steinbrenner birthday card back for George. But… Read full post »


Dear Readers,

My name is Katrina Darling and I am the real footloose and fancy free cousin of Kate Middleton. I am the closest thing to porn that the Royal Family will ever meet. As Prince Harry said,

The girl gets around!”


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Hidden off Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley near the University of California lies the legendary People’s Park. During the day it is a sanctuary for the homeless and anyone who needs a meal is fed by Food not Bombs.

In the 60's Michael Delacour presented a plan for developing… Read full post »


Last April 2 I did an "Erotic Ode to Peeps" and about 33 people read it so I have put it at the bottom for you to enjoy!



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Last week on my Craigslist post a fellow OS blogger named Jennifer McBride  enlightened me to something I was not aware of. She mentioned a site called Ashley Madison in her comments. Being curious I checked it out and was flabbergasted and intrigued at the same time. Would it not be… Read full post »

A few months ago I did a blog about being a part time hippie in my teen years. I made an occupation of protesting the Viet Nam War with my friends at Place Ville Marie in Montreal. I wore some of the worst outfits in the history of fashion and flowers… Read full post »


Three people were hurt yesterday in Cleveland after a fight broke out at McDonalds’s during their National Day of Hiring.

The pizza mascot below is a University student  named Chris. He is hot and very thirsty inside that costume but this is his part time job.… Read full post »


peggysue The back cover of one of my favourite movies “Peggy Sue Got Married” asks the ultimate question. If you could live your life all over again would you change anything? What would you say to the people you loved and lost?


Last night in an… Read full post »