Linda Seccaspina
Linda Seccaspina
- Location
- WHOOOOOOOOOOOVILLE, Peaceful
- Birthday
- July 24
- Title
- The Maiden of Death
- Company
- When you wish upon a star
- Bio
- Linda's column can now be read in The Humm newspaper and online.
My books "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" "Cowansville High Misremembered" and "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities" now available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle >>>>>>>Profile Photo by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go>>>>>>>> Cover also done by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Cowansville High School Misremembered" book is now out as a fundraiser for the school._______________________ ________________***Linda's writing can be read Monday to Friday on Zoomers.ca where links to her stories have been picked up by Time Online, USA Today and Huffington Post from other sites she has blogged on.She is also a contributor on Yahoo.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Linda's Photo's can be seen on: http://linda-seccaspina.fineartamerica.com/____________________________________ Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee. Linda Seccaspina was born in Cowansville Quebec about the same time the wheel was invented. _____________________________________ She used to own clothing stores in Ottawa and Toronto Ontario Canada from 1974-1996 called Flash Cadilac, Savannah Devilles, Nightmares and Flaming Groovies. _____________________________________ Her brain tries to writes stories about her menopausal life and a host of other things she gets annoyed at. _____________________________________ She has two sons, Schuyleur and one that does not want his name mentioned. She has a grandson called Romeo who is a Boston Terrier and a grandaughter Bella who is a french bulldog. _____________________________________ Linda loves people quite plain and simple and loves to hug.. Yes, she is one of "those".
MY RECENT POSTS
- Martin Richard – Awarded
Words of Inspiration
April 16, 2013 05:21PM - Laundry Babies - Baby BMH
5-7-66
March 27, 2013 09:42PM - Flogging the Golden Globes
January 14, 2013 09:33AM - Cancer Always Calls Collect -
Part 5 - One Way Trip to Mars
January 11, 2013 09:30AM - Cancer Always Calls Collect -
Part 4 - Am I an Adjective?
January 03, 2013 12:51PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I think you should
re-write this into one of your
plays you
do.. It's wonderful
a…”
April 30, 2013 03:41PM - “A mass burning of the
badges might be nice. Of
course they
will now allow
their m…”
April 19, 2013 06:17PM - “"Why haven't the Boston
Police requested that CNN
stay
indoors and not use
e…”
April 19, 2013 03:34PM - “I agree with connie--
when they bomb check the SF
1906
earthquake memorial
today.…”
April 18, 2013 08:11PM - “I know even though I am
allergic to cats I will love
reading
about young
Gracie..…”
April 18, 2013 04:44PM
Linda Seccaspina's Links
ABC? Monkeys Could Do a Better Job Running your Network

It is Sunday, and our TV viewing for the evening is planned. Are
there any ABC shows in our line up tonight?
I think not. I am not even bothering with "Desperate Housewives"
this year. After I saw the props for the "plane crash" last year
I… Read full post »
This is For all the Sisters and Brothers of the World GNS
Please play while reading. This was my sister's favourite song.

On August 3rd, 1997, my only sibling, a sister named Robin died. She had barely reached the age of 41.
I had personally watched everyone in my family fade to zero, but she had been the … Read full post »
For Bluestocking Babe - OC - and What I Found Today!
"Did you ever make a call you didn't intend to make while your cell phone was in your pocket or your purse? Perhaps you've been on the receiving end of such a call. "
This was Bluestocking Babe's Open Call I got in in my Inbox this morning.
Saturday is a… Read full post »
Trost's OC - No Bullshit 25 With Something to Make you Laugh
Trost's OC: No BS 25
The Laugh first...You need to… Read full post »

When my son Sky was in elementary school, all he wanted to do was be a mascot for Scholastic Books.
He longed to wear a Clifford the Dog, or Franklin the Turtle costume for the annual book fair. He loved to read, and I never censored anything, nor did the… Read full post »
Thank You Katy Perry for Shutting Down Open Salon -Open Call
While I work on my online business I always flip back and forth
to Open Salon. I had no idea what to do today with the site down.
This is what I tried to do:
I tried to watch the A &E DVD called "Buried Alive", but I
cannot figure out the… Read full post »
Unemployed? Here is one Tough Cookie with a Side of Tink

So what do you do when your unemployment runs out? What do you do when you can't seem to find a job?
In my life I have re-created myself many times. I have worked for other people for only seven years of my life. It is not… Read full post »
Heidibeth's Open Call - 12 Random Eclectic Egads About Moi
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To my dearest children, their spouses, and my friends.
Here are some things you may not have known about me. Maybe you do not care to know. But my darlings, you know me, you are going to hear them anyways. I have no secrets, and my life is an open… Read full post »
Gwyneth Paltrow - Please Stop Talking About my Classical Gas
First it was Atkins, then Cabbage Soup, then low fat, then low carb. When celebrities use their status to promote their views, everyone follows them.
Gwyneth Paltrow is a huge human megaphone on all things "food" these days. Her blog called Goop spreads her love with weekly emails.
Now she is… Read full post »
What has Open Salon Done to Me? - Is this a Suck Up Piece ?

It's 9:30 am and I am running late. Dr Oz has been spreading his ' fear talk' for the last thirty minutes, and I need to get out of here.
But, at this moment I am reading Open Salon blogs from fellow writers. They used to be… Read full post »
Are Gummy Bears the New Crack? The Evicted of Craigslist?

In Cranbrook British Columbia this week, a woman and her teenage son were charged with lacing Gummy Bears with LSD. Yes, once again the Mounties got their man. Or, in this case a woman, and her 18 year old son.
But in another Keystone Cops… Read full post »
A Canadian Delicacy called Poutine and The Tongue Police

"Bella, did you know Grandma Linda was born in Quebec, Canada ?"
"Is she French?" asked Bella
"No, she isn't, but she speaks both French and English, because Canada is a bilingual country." said Romeo.
"Did you know she ate all sorts of weird Quebec food growing up?"
"How… Read full post »
DRAG me to QUEENS you GLAMAZONS !
If McDonalds can advertise over 245 billion sold, I
figure I can also speak about a few things too.
Linda Seccaspina and her stores sold over 10,000 drag queens their wigs, underwear, and their stage clothes from 1974-1997, and she loved each and every one of them.
There is absolutely… Read full post »
Is anyone having problems loading pictures up? UPDATE
Update.. we figured it out..
Firefox upgraded yesterday and since then we have not been able to load pictures on OS. NO problem emailing them or posting them anywhere else.
So the smart one in my family went to Internet Explorer and got them to load up but as he said… Read full post »
The River of Memories and Love - Good News Sunday
Please do play the video as you read this.

As I reach for my hellium balloon to fly away to parts unknown,
I see them all waving.
Once smaller than church mice, my sons now almost touch the
sky.

The water is still, as I… Read full post »
E.T. Please Call Home ! We've Got a Live One Up Here!
Many many years ago I was eavesdropping outside where my
sons were playing with their friends. I heard one say to my
son Sky,
"You know my Mother says your Mum is weird, but you know what? Your
Mum rocks!"
I smiled quitely, and kept on watering the flowers. I heard one… Read full post »
Should I even Bother to Write this ?
So much going on in the world, so much hate, and so many memories.
Does anyone even want to read something funny these next few days? Does anyone care? Should I even bother to try and lighten someone' s day; even though I feel like crying too?

S & M Dominant Bad Erotica Poem - Cindy Ross Open Call
I wrote this in 1995 under a nom de plume.
Because I was knew people that were into 'much needed anger management sex' and sold props that could be used for 'said people' that liked 'anger sex', I consider this erotica.
Nothing like a tongue lashing to provide a pleasureable… Read full post »
What do you do if you just can't walk right in?

I have lots of funny stories to tell you about my trip. Yes, lots of them, but my mind is not allowing me to do them today.
No, I cannot go into my notebook that is filled with long hand written notes about a journey that… Read full post »
A Photo Essay Like no Other - A Food Opera of Memories
Please kindly click on the music before you begin.

In my heart I still love you.
You gave me comfort when I was sad, or when hunger filled my mind.
You were always there for me, and you held my hand… Read full post »
A Back to School Special that will Kill you!
Yesterday, I got this flyer in the mail from KFC. They had a spectacular photogenic family on the front dressed in white T shirts. Yes, they were smiling from ear to ear as if worshipping the fried chicken gods.
"Back to School Family Special " for only $19.99 CDN stated… Read full post »
Why was Open Salon Down for Maintenance ? Blame Canada !

What does anyone in US power do when they want to blame someone
for terrorists slipping through the borders?
Who does a lot of the US population think is funny?
Open Salon has been broken for the last few days. Who should we
blame?
As the animated series South Park says,
"Blame… Read full post »
Can American Idol Drive Rejected Contestants to Terrorism?
As an author do you write what you feel without thoughts of others?
Do you have remorse after you write and publish sometimes ?
Even if it might be disturbing to some, do you still write it because it is factual?
Do I write about one of the biggest… Read full post »
Gladys's Chain Smoking Bottom of the Barrel Apple Crisp
As a child, my grandmother used to tell me all sorts of stories about the depression.
Every morning she would make sandwiches for hungry people knocking on her door. Her weathered screened verandah became a shelter for five or six people a night who had no place… Read full post »
Was it Just a Drunk Skunk in the Middle of the Yard?
Friday night my daughter in law stood at my bedroom door at 11:30 pm and asked in a very concerned voice.
"Linda, are you awake?"

It seems that Jerome, the over size skunk that lives in the old playhouse, either came home drunk from 'The Moose',… Read full post »
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