Did I miss a memo somewhere that having sex in public is sexy? For decades my eyes have not been closed to those that seek anonymous sex somewhere other than a bedroom. In fact when I owned a retail store I used to sell international guide books right next to my Gay Bob Dolls, where one might find a little activity when traveling.
Not that there is anything wrong with it, but I know Applebee's and Target can be a bedroom away from home in those family style bathrooms - as long as you don't park your butt on those iffy diaper changing tables.
Never mind the Mile High Club; how about the Drive Thru of some fast food joint on a busy weekend when you have 7 minutes to spare in a long line-up? Which reminds me that my friend should have consulted me a few months ago about this idea before she got a ticket for public indecency. Unless it's the manager, this one is probably a no-no.
It would be the same issue with having sex in the Sheriffs Department mens room across from your probation officer. A neighbour found out quickly that Have Gun Will Travel in an official place should probably not occur.
Last week Bobcat Goldwaith look-alike Alan Petrusson tied himself to a tree, blindfolded himself, exposed his frank and beans
and waited for anonymous sex in a Ramsey, MN park. I've heard of 'tree huggers' and 'nature lovers', but this guy's in a category of his very own. How does a blindfolded person tie himself to a tree ? Doesn't that take all the romance out of anonymous sex in a park?
According to the Huffington Post,
"It's the weirdest thing I've heard of out there," said Ramsey Police Chief James Way ."We have had reports of sexual activity out there though."
When Ramsey Police found Petrusson's car with pornographic material in the back seat; the man came forward and admited that it was his car and he had been just sleeping against the tree.
"I don't believe that," Way said. "That's up to a judge and/or jury to determine, if it gets that far."
Since the tree he was allegedly tied to was not on park property Petrusson faces charges of indecent exposure, and your basic lewd conduct and trespassing.
Local newspaper The Coon Rapids Herald has continually reported of patrons frequenting the park apparently thinking "fly-fishing" is permissible.
Petrusson is darn lucky it wasn't time for squirrels to be gathering nuts and if he was that desperate why didn't he call The Kardashians. They just love public exposure!
Photos and Text by Linda Seccaspina 2012
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