Did I miss a memo somewhere that having sex in public is sexy? For decades my eyes have not been closed to those that seek anonymous sex somewhere other than a bedroom. In fact when I owned a retail store I used to sell international guide books right next to my Gay Bob Dolls, where one might find a little activity when traveling.
Not that there is anything wrong with it, but I know Applebee's and Target can be a bedroom away from home in those family style bathrooms - as long as you don't park your butt on those iffy diaper changing tables.
Never mind the Mile High Club; how about the Drive Thru of some fast food joint on a busy weekend when you have 7 minutes to spare in a long line-up? Which reminds me that my friend should have consulted me a few months ago about this idea before she got a ticket for public indecency. Unless it's the manager, this one is probably a no-no.
It would be the same issue with having sex in the Sheriffs Department mens room across from your probation officer. A neighbour found out quickly that Have Gun Will Travel in an official place should probably not occur.
Last week Bobcat Goldwaith look-alike Alan Petrusson tied himself to a tree, blindfolded himself, exposed his frank and beans and waited for anonymous sex in a Ramsey, MN park. I've heard of 'tree huggers' and 'nature lovers', but this guy's in a category of his very own. How does a blindfolded person tie himself to a tree ? Doesn't that take all the romance out of anonymous sex in a park?
According to the Huffington Post,
"It's the weirdest thing I've heard of out there," said Ramsey Police Chief James Way ."We have had reports of sexual activity out there though."
When Ramsey Police found Petrusson's car with pornographic material in the back seat; the man came forward and admited that it was his car and he had been just sleeping against the tree.
"I don't believe that," Way said. "That's up to a judge and/or jury to determine, if it gets that far."
Since the tree he was allegedly tied to was not on park property Petrusson faces charges of indecent exposure, and your basic lewd conduct and trespassing.
Local newspaper The Coon Rapids Herald has continually reported of patrons frequenting the park apparently thinking "fly-fishing" is permissible.
Petrusson is darn lucky it wasn't time for squirrels to be gathering nuts and if he was that desperate why didn't he call The Kardashians. They just love public exposure!
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Love Jerry Lee - now there's a bad boy!!!
PS Going to buy Kindle version now. :-)
It's a strange world out there.
Gerald: I too had no idea those words might have a double entendre.,
JLS: and I tackle them one day at a time :)
Rugrat_ Yeuuuh
Christine..some porn company would have made a fortune
Belinda.. someone should have slathered him with honey
Con: Yep know those two well as I ahve sold some of their CDS. I hope it was a holy experience.:)
Maureen: Because Ryan is taken :)
Abra: I am not either but every few days I write about the weird and nutty and realize I am quite sane.:)
Geezerchick: You know me.. love something that does not have a straight edge.
Mhold.. You are the sweetest.. I know how busy you are too. HUG
Sarah: I write these kinds of stories every few days as I yearn to work for the World Weekly News..:)
Kevin: the tree? I dont think he bark-ed a word..:)
That is just bizarre.
But outdoors fun isn't! I was just saying to dear ol' hubby we needed to get out in the sunshine....the chance of running into bloggers are exactly why we don't! : )
I've missed you!
Geez, I am way behind over here...cool, I can catch up at lunch : )
I have not gone anywhere.. I just blog twice a day on another channel. But I have been doing a blog once a month on here as I do love and miss this place.
I thought frank and beans just suited the devil.
Walter!!
Being avid Seinfeld fans that can quote like you.. yes we thought the same thing.:)
This had me laughing all the way.
R
Sounds like some of the parks in London (still in England) after dark too.
Now sex on the bonnet of a V8 with a misfire and a conscenting lady of horizontal refreshment - that's the ticket, wot wot.
Designantor: I think the latter
Scanner: I remember that
Miguela: Splinter action
Texas: Isnt my last name bad enough? LOL
Marty: I was trying to figure that out too:)
Little Willie: LOL
Cindy: I wonder how long it took him to plan this
Creekend: bring the law back to the colonies mate!
Anna: Thanks , not on that much anymore but love my OS friends
I mean just look at the other "fine" representative of that state =
• Minnesota gave the performing arts that great thespian Kevin Sorbo (can anyone ever forget his moving portrayal of Herc?)
• Minnesota gave us that icon of juris prudence Warren Burger. (yes Virginia... There WAS a homophobic bigot on the Supreme Court!)
• Minnesota gave us to us that pentacle of polititical gravitas Jesse "The Body" Ventura! (didn't he wear his feather boa to his inauguration?)
So, bottom line, ALL Minnesotans are freakin nuts!
P.S. They LIKE lutefisk. Need I say more???
Razzle: Could have fooled me too.
Deborah: I found out about it in the 70's.. now it seems common. Oh my!
Painting: Looks like he did not catch anything either
Damon: Let;s hops this does not mushroom into our nation's parks.:)
Very weird---and how was he able to tie and blindfold himself to that tree, anyhow?
*shakes head, wanders off like Tink*
R
2. The men's room at a highway rest stop not far from my home is known as a gay cruising spot. When the cops did a sting there a couple years ago, one of the guys caught was a co-worker of mine. Let's just say there was a lot of talk at work the next day, none of it about business projects.
Home is where the heart is. And where the testicles should be.
Trust me, you don't wanna park it on them!! OUCHIE!! Hard floor hurts!! :D
Well but wait. Sex is a beautiful thing, they teach the kiddos.
The adults never lie to children,so it must be so.
Lots of young people have taken them to heart.
Instant pictures etched into eternity.
of..
Public? what is that? internet, real life, trees, planes,
etc.
i got no idea what a gay bob doll is.
Poor Woman.. Maybe Tink will know :)
Cranky: Last line says it all hahaha
Tink: HMMMM
Phyllis: :)
James: Gay Bob was a huge seller in the old days. I sold him right next to the legal poppers..:)
Thanks Ms Erica K.:)
It is indeed an odd world...to say the least..I liked your images!!!Rated...
Thank you for sharing!!!
Steve: I keep telling you this almost every single day.. stand up comedy is your forte! :)
In all my years I never had sex in public. Wonder if I missed anything?
Is anybody here looking?
Lezlie
Alysa: That's one heck of a conviction..:)
HUGGG