What does anyone in US power do when they want to blame someone for terrorists slipping through the borders?
Who does a lot of the US population think is funny?
Open Salon has been broken for the last few days. Who should we blame?
As the animated series South Park says,
"Blame Canada !"
Okay I am Canadian, and I will take the full brunt of all complaints. Open Salon is/was broken, and yes, it's all my fault.
You see, Open Salon went down for maintenance because:
The Canadian Beavers running half of Open Salon became frustrated. They went 'aboot and beyond', but the American Gerbils on the other half of Open Salon were not pulling their weight. So the Beavers did a very uncanadian thing.
They gave them the red and white maple leaf finger and left. Yes, they will not be bringing the Gerbils Tim Horton's Double Double Coffee for breakfast tomorrow.
No Timbits either eh?
Yes, in defiance they left in semi polite anger, listening to the Tragically
Hip in their car.
Of course they had to stop at the Royal Bank on the way home. Yes, the bank that has no security guards, door are wide open, but they chain the pens to the counters.
Then after the banking was done they went to The Beer Store and picked up a "2-4" of Molson Canadian to go with their Kraft dinner.
Any beer under 6% is for the sick and elderly.
Brian B, Catherine Forsythe (honourable Canadian), Scarlett Sumac, Myriad, Boanerges Redux told the Beavers they did a good thing. You can be Canadian and polite, but letting others run over you like a Zamboni is not cool.
After all, we are a proud nation.
Yes, a proud nation indeed, and thanking people, no matter what the situation, is a Canadian tradition. So, I have one thing to say.
Thank you Open Salon for being broken. It was our fault.
I will send the Beavers back tomorrow.
Linda Seccaspina
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Yay, I have headphones so now I can watch them and not bother others.
Best Wishes,
Blittie
I don't normally post twice in one day.. But I was PO'ed hahaha
In this case, though, they were Québécoises. So they would probably blame you, too.
Je suis Québécoise aussi.:)
Now translate that with a Margarita :)
But now that I'm back, the servers are like, "Oh man, I'm glad he's back, I wish Ed would give him a Pick or something to keep him happy..."
;D
Sorry, I was drinking my cheap Canadian beer while listening to the sounds of Mexico on my new CD, Sounds of Mexico!! :)
No its not meat its like a funnel cake..
Wish I cold eat them
and I know you are only doing your job..:)
R
Hugs, I do not drink beer but the baby duck wine is nice hahaha
Je suis fiere aussi.
Yes david, the Beer store and LCBO.
Canadians are not allowed to buy their beer in grocery stores.:)
I can usually read French, but I can't keep up with an angry Clerk of Court.
Token I wish you had taken video. You see in Quebec we learn 'joal' which is like frenenglish..:)
all these english words mixed with french. They can tell in a heart beat anyone that speaks french in the US that I am from Quebec.
I guess its like the cajun court guy hahaha
Gordon, grumble back to ya
Kate..:) you are a funny girl and this is as close to drunk blogging as I get.. which I have not done..
I agree it was just frustrating
What? No, I haven't been drinking yet!! :D
(running joke with a friend who hated my office relocation 4 years ago was "that building has Really Big Rats". Now whenever the computers crash, power fails or internet disrupted, its because the rats gnawed through a cable).
Brian.. those rats are that big?
I had a mouse gnaw through wires in this old house years ago. Burnt the house almost down.
Darn rodents.
Enemy, Tim Horton's is like crack. It will infiltrate soon..:)
yeah the yanks and fudgies blame us for everything; eh?
Yep they took der 2-4 and drove up da line.
They are going back to work as they do not want to collect pogey eh?
I see we are having OS troubles again.. sighh
I call for a 3am maintenance.:)
And as someone who just drove from the Rockies to Ottawa, I can attest that apparently one out of every two establishments in the country really does appear to be named after either Beaver or Moose.
So Earl and Fiona and Gaston were your fault, too! You're commandeering my Caribbean waters, you!!
Which discord cannot sever
And flourish green for freedom's home
The Maple Leaf Forever."
Amen.
Various.. since I do not drink coffee I had to ask my sons what a double double was and he rolled his eyes.
Christine.. this is the first time I have heard of Canadai one uppers.. that makes me sad..:(
Zanelle.. animals for president
Vanessa, glad to hear PR is okay
Romantic, since I am half american.. I go both ways haha
Boanerges.. make me cry will ya
Scarlett.. I can vouch for you being no where near the crime scene..:)
Anyway, Linda, OK then.
Cute tags too. OS should be for releasing frustrations sometimes.