What does anyone in US power do when they want to blame someone for terrorists slipping through the borders?
Who does a lot of the US population think is funny?
Open Salon has been broken for the last few days. Who should we blame?
As the animated series South Park says,
"Blame Canada !"
Okay I am Canadian, and I will take the full brunt of all complaints. Open Salon is/was broken, and yes, it's all my fault.
You see, Open Salon went down for maintenance because:
The Canadian Beavers running half of Open Salon became frustrated. They went 'aboot and beyond', but the American Gerbils on the other half of Open Salon were not pulling their weight. So the Beavers did a very uncanadian thing.
They gave them the red and white maple leaf finger and left. Yes, they will not be bringing the Gerbils Tim Horton's Double Double Coffee for breakfast tomorrow.
No Timbits either eh?
Yes, in defiance they left in semi polite anger, listening to the Tragically
Hip in their car.
Of course they had to stop at the Royal Bank on the way home. Yes, the bank that has no security guards, door are wide open, but they chain the pens to the counters.
Then after the banking was done they went to The Beer Store and picked up a "2-4" of Molson Canadian to go with their Kraft dinner.
Any beer under 6% is for the sick and elderly.
Brian B, Catherine Forsythe (honourable Canadian), Scarlett Sumac, Myriad, Boanerges Redux told the Beavers they did a good thing. You can be Canadian and polite, but letting others run over you like a Zamboni is not cool.
After all, we are a proud nation.
Yes, a proud nation indeed, and thanking people, no matter what the situation, is a Canadian tradition. So, I have one thing to say.
Thank you Open Salon for being broken. It was our fault.
I will send the Beavers back tomorrow.