Linda Seccaspina

The Tayles of Emileeeeee McPheeeeee

Linda Seccaspina

Linda Seccaspina
Location
WHOOOOOOOOOOOVILLE, Peaceful
Birthday
July 24
Title
The Maiden of Death
Company
When you wish upon a star
Bio
Linda's column can now be read in The Humm newspaper and online. My books "Menopausal Woman From the Corn" "Cowansville High Misremembered" and "Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities" now available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle >>>>>>>Profile Photo by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go>>>>>>>> Cover also done by Diana Ani Stokely GRAFIX to go.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Cowansville High School Misremembered" book is now out as a fundraiser for the school._______________________ ________________***Linda's writing can be read Monday to Friday on Zoomers.ca where links to her stories have been picked up by Time Online, USA Today and Huffington Post from other sites she has blogged on.She is also a contributor on Yahoo.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Linda's Photo's can be seen on: http://linda-seccaspina.fineartamerica.com/____________________________________ Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee. Linda Seccaspina was born in Cowansville Quebec about the same time the wheel was invented. _____________________________________ She used to own clothing stores in Ottawa and Toronto Ontario Canada from 1974-1996 called Flash Cadilac, Savannah Devilles, Nightmares and Flaming Groovies. _____________________________________ Her brain tries to writes stories about her menopausal life and a host of other things she gets annoyed at. _____________________________________ She has two sons, Schuyleur and one that does not want his name mentioned. She has a grandson called Romeo who is a Boston Terrier and a grandaughter Bella who is a french bulldog. _____________________________________ Linda loves people quite plain and simple and loves to hug.. Yes, she is one of "those".

This week's Zoomers writer's challenge is to write about giving yourself an award for some accomplishment. Patting myself on the back is not something I do, and in fact I run 100 miles in another direction if anyone ever gives me a compliment.

 

Why have awards?

 

 

Some can… Read full post »

MARCH 28, 2013 6:39PM

Laundry Babies - Baby BMH 5-7-66

As a child whose mother died young I used to pretend I was adopted to reassure myself there was someone out there that loved me. In reality I can't imagine what people go through attempting to find their birth parents after decades. Almost a year ago I wrote about the black market babyRead full post »

JANUARY 14, 2013 9:33AM

Flogging the Golden Globes

 

 

With my increasing interest in every poorly written word of the best seller 'Fifty Shades of Grey" I thought I would call my blog "Flogging the Golden Globes" and not "Blogging" tonight I murmured.


My inner goddess says it's really good to see milli/… Read full post »

                                                      immortality2
 
 
 
Last night I looked at a bag on the floor and knew if it was storming outside… Read full post »

   

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I looked out of the window at a cold outdoor view that probably would not change for months. The outside actually seemed to mim… Read full post »

Once upon a time there was no internet and when people had to shop they went to their nearest Main Street in anytown USA or Canada.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa was everywhere and no child questioned why there was one in every store as everyone knew… Read full post »

 

Last night dozens stood in front of the White House pleading for gun control. Dozens? We need millions right now after yesterday's tragicNewtown, Conn. shooting of 26 people of which 20 were innocent children.

 

 

Regardless of any discussion that may occur and… Read full post »



At a delicate young age of almost 62-years-old I decided to apply for my pension early a month ago. This isn't my first rodeo, but I had no idea there were two pensions in Canada. Colour me stupid! A few weeks ago I walked into a local government office

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Programs! Get your programs here! Can't tell the players without a program!
 
When the election ended; I personally thought we were going to focus on curbing global warming after Hurricane Sandy. Now the media h… Read full post »

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I can remember when I was a kid back in the 50's there used to be an old man walking the streets in Cowansville, Quebec that continually protested something. Once a week he would carry a sign with banners hanging from… Read full post »

This past May Milwaukee resident Marion Warbleton had a mild stroke and her ten-minute bus ride turned into hours because she couldn't remember where she was. Not one single person noticed until a replacement driver boarded the bus and finally got help for Warbleton.

"After I got on the bu… Read full post »
AUGUST 13, 2012 11:55AM

Life is Too Short to Buy Green Bananas

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 I write so my children and their children can pass on the silent messages of my life. If others choose to read it; it's icing on the cake.

 

 

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Sometimes I see reflections of times gone by and I write them down so I will never forget, because… Read full post »

 

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Once upon a time we could dangle our feet in the cold clean water. Now all we feel is the empty air between our toes. If this weather keeps up one day this lake will no longer be here.

 

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The water level has dropped at least a… Read full post »

 

 


Name Reasons why mother Katherine Jackson could lose millions in perks!

 

Survey says:

The court will now funnel the money in TJ's direction (Tito's son), since TJ would be caring for the children. 

 

Randy, Jermaine, Janet and Rebbie will tur… Read full post »



 
Last night inside "a very darkened theatre" in Denver Colorado 14 people were killed and 71 people injured during the midnight premiere of Batman, The Dark Knight Rises.  The movie had barely begun before James Holmes, a 24-year-old-man wearing a gas mask and in possession of… Read full post »

 

           os_rp_avatar_with_text1337975939                                                                      &… Read full post »

 

 

Linda Seccaspina

Linda Seccaspina

@Mcpheeeeee

 

 

 

Still open to anyone before the next apocalyptic bullshit on December 21  who's not a flaky addict and specializes in bad life choices 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

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Editor’s Pick
JUNE 29, 2012 9:52AM

So You Want to Move to Canada Eh?

 
 
 
 
Yesterday after the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare hundreds of disgruntled citizens of the United States immediately ran to Twitter to express their personal dissatisfaction. Some people exclaimed they were immediately moving to Canada, where life is supposedly g… Read full post »
JUNE 17, 2012 12:03PM

Are You Being Mugged For Your Drugs?

 

 


Andrew Strempler was arrested in Florida last week, yet very few people outside of Canada know who he is. Strempler was one of the first Canadians that dared offer cheaper drugs to Americans by operating a cross-border online pharmacy. Presently Andrew is facing charges in Miami related/… Read full post »

 

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Who can forget the eyes of Canad… Read full post »

JUNE 6, 2012 6:56PM

Suicide- The Failsafe

 
 
 
 
I have been up for hours and am exhausted before the clock strikes eight. I eye the sink full of dirty items while the dishwasher lies four inches to the left. The house is silent and soon I know the air will be filled with anger. 
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JUNE 3, 2012 12:49PM

Toronto Eaton Centre Shooting - Has Canada's Bubble Burst?

 
 
 
 

TORONTO  October 25th, 2011— "Canada's Conservative government introduced legislation Tuesday to scrap a controversial law that requires the registration of rifles and shotguns.
 
Canada has long required regiRead full post »

   

                 Please Play While Viewing Pictures

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

&nbs

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MAY 21, 2012 10:50AM

The Odd Ins and Outs of Public Sex



Did I miss a memo somewhere that having sex in public is sexy?  For decades my eyes have not been closed to those that seek anonymous sex somewhere other than a bedroom. In fact when I owned a retail store I used to sell international guide books right next… Read full post »


When your book first comes out please note that only a few of your inner circle will realize that you don't have leprosy. Always carry around a card that says you are indeed healthy, as friends and family seem to dissappear like rats on a sinking ship when your bookRead full post »