- December 31
- Thinking about shit and making up shit.
MY RECENT POSTS
- The King And I
August 14, 2014 06:05PM
- Hunger Games
August 03, 2014 01:01AM
- Second Best In Breed
July 19, 2014 11:12PM
- (Not) Getting To Know You
July 15, 2014 08:18PM
July 10, 2014 04:26PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
I only buy
Newman's Own dog treats
because it's politically
August 03, 2014 02:45AM
- “I wish I could rate all
your comments. You'd all get
shitload of points.”
January 20, 2014 01:24AM
- “Hah, did I? I have no
idea what I am saying. German,
January 18, 2014 04:47PM
- “What I would give to
have heard the gardeners
September 12, 2013 11:55PM
- “Remains to be seen,
femme. Remains to be
June 14, 2013 12:15AM
Dr. Strangemom's Links
Here it is, August, and I've nothing to show for it.
Oh, I made some decent stabs at things this summer, got some shit done, returned a couple of phone calls, but all in all, I'm still waiting - in a existential sense - for my coffee to kick… Read full post »
So, Mom wants me to pull the plug on her when the time comes. She doesn't think Karen will do it.
"I'm just worried it will be too hard for Karen," she told me, "and she won't be able to let me go. I'm counting on you because Karen is so...you… Read full post »
I wish you had been on my walk with me today. I wrote the BEST blog post. In my head.
I said to Phila, "okay, don't let me forget this. I'm going to tell it to you." And I did.
She cracked up. It was really a great post. We had… Read full post »
Oh God. Robin's birthday is tomorrow and, so far, all I've done about it is write this sentence. And eat two slices of carrot cake I found in the back of the freezer. To get in a festive mood. For Robin's birthday tomorrow.
I have no idea what to get Robin… Read full post »
So, first of all, there's this:
I get to my Dr. Strangemom site by Googling "Typepad". I've been doing it that way for, like, nine years. I know it's probably a circuitous route, but I'm a technoboob and don't know any other way to do it. It's probably tantamount to going… Read full post »
I have got to come up with my million dollar idea soon. I only have $34.00 in my checking account.
I really thought my big idea of the drive-through salad bar was going to be my ticket outta here. Dig it: you pull in, they give you a bowl and a… Read full post »
DAY FOUR OF THE SNOWSTORM!
From what I've gleaned off of Facebook, people are ignoring the alerts to stay indoors and they are leaving their houses. In the snow and ice. To go places.
I really don't get it.
I must have been born without the cabin fever gene because I am starting… Read full post »
I was listening to NPR recently, to learn a few facts that I could insert into conversation should I ever be court-ordered to go outside my house and socialize with people.
I am always on the lookout for conversation topics, as - despite my propencity for long, drawn out essays on… Read full post »
I am giving up white bread. And white rice. And all white food.
And, please, don't go writing in to tell me how you gave us white food and now you are happy and healthy and bluebirds braid your hair in the morning. I am not interested.
I'm not doing this to… Read full post »
Next April, when I turn 60, I will be eligible for senior services, including moving into the Jewish old age home.
This is awesome news.
A nice apartment, a restaurant on-site, a cleaning service, transporation to anywhere I want to go in Portland, and an emergency call button next to the… Read full post »
I have just spent seven hours at an anti-bias workshop, examining my deep-seated, unidentified racial and cultural issues, and I've come away with a revelation about myself:
I totally need to get a black friend.
Yeah, well, there is Wade, my original black friend but he's been ducking me lately. He… Read full post »
Summer is long gone but for the liver spots on my face.
I am hoping my liver spots will just connect to each other, resulting in a beautiful overall dark complexion. I am not without a low-cost beauty plan for my sixth decade. With Obamacare hanging so precariously in the balance,… Read full post »
I have a little plot of land in tony Lake Oswego. It's up in the hills, very pretty, in a nice neighborhood within walking distance to Starbucks and Bellagio's pizza. Which will be very convenient when I move there, since I won't have a car as I will be dead.… Read full post »
What with Yom Kippur being just around the corner, I have taken a moment to reflect upon my life. And so, in the spirit of numbering my days, I gone back and calculated a few things.
I present to you, my Jewish year 5773 in minutes:
Minutes I spent this… Read full post »
The Atonement clock is ticking. Yom Kippur is just weeks away. I am going to have to begin my apologies in the next few days if I'm going to get around to everyone. It's been a busy year. Lots of assholes.
Oh wait. I'm supposed to atone because I was the asshole. Damn./… Read full post »
Oh my GAWD. Robin is such a baby.
All I said to him yesterday was, "About 50% of the time, I wish you were dead", and he cannot let it go. All day long - at the hardware store, at lunch, at the river - he's all, "really? You wish… Read full post »
Nina and David are coming up to visit next week. And may I just say, YAHOO.
We have begun planning. Nina emailed this morning to say that all she wants to do is lie around on the back deck chaise lounges and eat sushi. I am exceedingly relieved to hear… Read full post »
Sometimes - coming out of the shower and catching a glimpse of my naked self, for instance - a great notion is born. Like, to get rid of mirrors in the bathroom. Or blind myself with an ice pick.
Last week, however, I had a new notion:
A water aerobics… Read full post »
I recently heard that an old boyfriend of mine is getting divorced after twenty-two years of marriage, and he is going to be paying his wife in excess of many, many, many thousands of dollars per month in alimony. I am heartbroken over this news.
I could use many thousands… Read full post »
Today is Phila's one year birthday. And we are gonna have to work out some shit because we have issues.
For one, Phila believes that when Robin leaves for work at 5:15 every morning, it is her job to alert me every four minutes that he is gone, and to… Read full post »
So, what's new? Not much.
Oh wait. Right. Robin got his driver's license suspended.
It's not what you think, and I know that you are thinking DUI.
Robin was nabbed for speeding. And running a red light. And for totally being a dick to me when I was in a… Read full post »
I hate this kind of shit. As if I don't have enough to worry
According to an article in Huffpo, by the age of 50, women should know how to do all the things listed below. This, of course, is complete bullshit; all a woman needs to know by/
Yeah, I know. I haven't blogged in a while. It's not just that I've been busy; it's that it takes so much effort to just get one thing done, you know? The universe puts out one obstacle after another.
One morning, for instance, I wake up and say to myself,… Read full post »
As I watch the inauguration today, I am proud to be an American woman with bangs.
I have been waiting for this day for a long time. Fifty-eight years.
I have never been without bangs, due to my forehead being approximately three inches high due to my, evidently, skipping the… Read full post »
I've been thinking about Mary, as I am wont to do on Christmas eve.
Mother Mary and I are of the same generation in that we had our babies between 1 BC and 1982, before epidurals were invented. Or maybe they were invented but I guess Mary and I both… Read full post »