Dangerous Habits: Out of Control Nuns

While the rest of the country is focused on other so called “issues,” the greatest threat to America continues to grow in both power and scope.

I’m talking about nuns, of course.

Not satisfied with protesting at nuclear facilities and beating children into silence about what happened in the rectory, these psychopathic sisters are now going after our money.

If any other religious fundamentalist, especially ones that cover their entire bodies, said “We want your tax dollars to further our religious agenda,” we’d normally tell them to fuck off.

Not nuns.

Why?  Because we’re afraid of them, and with good cause.

Last year, of the 14,000 people involved in fatal shootings, 89% were victims of Nun violence.

According to the BATFE’s website, Nuns have been arming themselves in ever increasing numbers since 1994.

Sales of illegal fully automatic firearms to Nuns has increased 78% just over the last two years, while ammunition sales have more than tripled in that same time.

According to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, 37% of the world's supply of tritium (used for night sights on firearms) is in the possession of nuns and nun hatcheries.

Catholic churches that own assault weapons in the U.S. are now numbered in the 140,000 range, with more being added to the list daily.

The brutal campaign of nun violence against inner city teens is well documented, but rarely reported.

970 teens were beaten to death last year by nuns alone.

270 were run over by nuns traveling in busses with an additional 93 people being kicked or pushed in front of subway trains by nuns traveling abroad.

14 atheists died by suffocation after having a bible literally shoved down their throat by angry nuns in Ohio last year.

Nuns also hate puppies.

 They're coming for you Binks! They know where you peed!

The Nun World Order will not be something you want to live in.

Imagine every time you swear, a nun raps your knuckles with her ruler.

For a second offense, she shoots you in the face.

Flying nuns with AK-47's.  And you were worried about drones? 

That is the world you’re giving your grand children, and it’s the world that Paul Ryan (R) Wisconsin can stop.

A group of the extremist nuns are, at this moment, approaching the young Ryan with chainsaws, machine guns and chains, prepared to beat him into submission until he signs all of the government’s tax money over to the nuns.

 Your taxes or your life!

It's time to stop the nunsanity!

The time has come to ban nuns.  America's future depends on it.

Because if we dont....

Copyright: 2012 Doug Socks

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